The Story of the Creation of Life.

 

 

First there was nothing.  Then there was something, followed shortly by some more nothing.  Then a Dog was there.  It decided to make stuff.  First came Justin, than Richard, than John, than Nate and Nate, and Andrew.

 

TheRabidWombat:              Who dat?

 TheRabidWombat:             Goats

 MangaKat01:       Richard?

 TheRabidWombat:             No, captain planet

 TheRabidWombat:             its john you dirty lemur

 TheRabidWombat:             I likes italics

 TheRabidWombat:             ILKIKESA IM

 TheRabidWombat:             Richard isn't on?

 TheRabidWombat:             Whats his BIG CHEESE

 TheRabidWombat:             again

 MangaKat01:       Oh, he was.

 TheRabidWombat:             the new one

 MangaKat01:       TheGodofDeathDuo

 TheRabidWombat:             thx

 TheRabidWombat:             did you copy your conversaqtion

 TheRabidWombat:             for our religion

 TheRabidWombat:             dog

 MangaKat01:       I will.

 TheRabidWombat:             ehehehehe

 TheRabidWombat:             wank

 TheRabidWombat:             wank

 TheRabidWombat:             wank

 MangaKat01:       Stop that, or I'll feed you to a meat pulvarizer.

 TheRabidWombat:             www.battlereports.com/viewreports.php?reportnum=2604

 TheRabidWombat:             go there

 TheRabidWombat:             lkiek I'm gonna cry if you don'y yalk yo me

 TheRabidWombat:             L ike goats me likes um yar>

 MangaKat01:       What is this?

 MangaKat01:       I mean, the Anime Chicks thing.  I don't understand.

 TheRabidWombat:             Did you go to it?

 TheRabidWombat:             Its a starcraft battlereport

 TheRabidWombat:             but the crazy guy on the site covered it with scantily clad anime girls along with starcraft

 TheRabidWombat:             Hi

 TheRabidWombat:             my name are

 TheRabidWombat:             grant

 TheRabidWombat:             my name are grant

 TheRabidWombat:             mtttttttttt

 TheRabidWombat:             mt. klimamantjore

 TheRabidWombat:             richared died

 TheRabidWombat:             DIED

 TheRabidWombat:             AAAAAAAAAAAA

 MangaKat01:       Richard was going to send me a picture of a bear using a urinal.

 TheRabidWombat:             yea

 TheRabidWombat:             me too

 TheRabidWombat:             but then he died

 TheRabidWombat:             and thus the holy ruichard died bringing us the holy urinal baear

 TheRabidWombat:             annnnd the people cired

 TheRabidWombat:             cried

 TheRabidWombat:             the n DRANK

 TheRabidWombat:             BEEEEEER

 TheRabidWombat:             xadsad

 MangaKat01:       So we shall look at pictures of scantly clad anime girls and mourn his passing.

 TheRabidWombat:             yea

 TheRabidWombat:             did you get to the site ok?

 MangaKat01:       All whom does so shall be saved.  For I like it, and ya should do it.

 MangaKat01:       Yup.

 TheRabidWombat:             cool

 MangaKat01:       By the way, bring your copy of SC tomorrow, ok?

 TheRabidWombat:             what thinketh ye

 TheRabidWombat:             goats in france

 TheRabidWombat:             ASDF

 MangaKat01:       I need to install it all.

 TheRabidWombat:             yes

 TheRabidWombat:             i can do theat

 TheRabidWombat:             want brood war too?

 TheRabidWombat:             aaaaa

 TheRabidWombat:             if i can find it

 TheRabidWombat:             eat this

 TheRabidWombat:             divides Xenocide's main from the top right main. I landed the goons there and returned my shuttle to pick up the Dark Archons who were being chased by Xenocide's 2 zealots. One Dark Archon was killed, but the other 3 hopped into the shuttle and escaped back to my main.

 

 MangaKat01:       My dog puked.  I don't have a dog.

 TheRabidWombat:             :[

 TheRabidWombat:             :]

 TheRabidWombat:             :{

 TheRabidWombat:             :+_)

 TheRabidWombat:             :}

 TheRabidWombat:             my cat fish done pissed on the wall

 TheRabidWombat:             I don't have a wall

 TheRabidWombat:             d

 TheRabidWombat:             richard is back

 

maybe if i ...pushed it in a bit....more...and twisted...then i....might....agh-gh-ghhhh! there

 

Yes.  Damn Richard's computer.  For he has fallen, and has risen again.  We no longer need to mourn his passing, but we still shall look at scantly clad anime babe pics.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          no, that doesn't need to go in the book of dog.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          that does.

 MangaKat01:       Yes it does.  My dog puked.  I don't have a dog.

 

Evilsdrug1:            more justin?

 Evilsdrug1:           more?

 Evilsdrug1:           more?

 Evilsdrug1:           goat?

 Evilsdrug1:           pig?

 Evilsdrug1:           slice?

 

TheRabidWombat: We noticed

TheRabidWombat: urinals?

TheRabidWombat: my cat fish pissed on the wall

TheRabidWombat: I donb't hhave a wall

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol

TheRabidWombat: :}

TheRabidWombat: =}

TheRabidWombat: =Þ

TheRabidWombat: ;Þ

TheRabidWombat: Ìa+PÓ§+§6

TheRabidWombat: Name:Richard "Rick" Paul Harmon

Age:15

Date of Birth:October 12, 1984

Location of Birth:Does anyone really care?!

Natural Habitat:Centerville, Ohio

 

TheGodofDeathDuo: yeah

TheGodofDeathDuo: except for the bucket of sauce.

TheRabidWombat: sauce........

TheRabidWombat: *$#@

TheGodofDeathDuo: eat the sauce.

TheGodofDeathDuo: who needs something to put it on?

TheGodofDeathDuo: eat the sauce.

TheRabidWombat: *eats the fish*

TheGodofDeathDuo: america's funniest people.  good show.

TheRabidWombat: Dang it

TheRabidWombat: My dad is making me get off

TheRabidWombat: save this conversation

TheGodofDeathDuo: later then.

TheGodofDeathDuo: mr. puppy.

TheRabidWombat: it will be eteranl

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

TheRabidWombat: ????????!!!!!!!!

TheRabidWombat: aere

TheGodofDeathDuo: WOOF WOOF DOG

TheRabidWombat: artet

TheRabidWombat: WANG

TheGodofDeathDuo: GOAT

TheRabidWombat: SWWN

TheGodofDeathDuo: SAMURAI PIZZA CAT

TheGodofDeathDuo: FLOOSH

TheGodofDeathDuo: CRACKAWHOOM!

TheRabidWombat: crack.....

TheGodofDeathDuo: DEEEERRKOWWWWWST.

TheRabidWombat: ehehehehe

TheGodofDeathDuo: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHSEfjERTirlktrt

TheGodofDeathDuo: rjhf;hjt;ror;ojuerou

TheGodofDeathDuo: krh;sarha

TheRabidWombat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaadsffffffffffff

TheGodofDeathDuo: SO GET OFF ALREADY

TheGodofDeathDuo: i mailed you the picture.

TheRabidWombat: ASD

 

Andrew then turned to evil, and was banned.  He was never to be seen again, cause he sucked. Nate the Mighty went on a field trip to find more people.

 

And then Justin the Numb said to John the Peculiar, Richard the Dippy and Nate of the 7 Dog Anuses, That woman were taken from man.  Not from his head, to rule over him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him.  But from his side, so they might be equil, and that he may love and protect her.  My dog puked, I don't have a dog.

 

And look at pictures of Anime Chicks.  Anime is Gospel, Wierd Al Yankovic is too.  My dog puked, I don't have a dog.

 

Then they all stood on their heads as the 4 Holy Animals miraculously burst from the 4 men's chests, leaving the men dead.  The men named them.  From Justin sprouted The Lemur, and it was curious.  From John came the Duck, and it was noisy.  From Richard came the Goat, and it was horny.  Finally, from nate came the Bear, and it like to pee in urinals.  Nate the Mighty then came forth with people.  They kinda sucked, but some were ok.  My Dog Puked, I don't have a dog.