TheGodofDeathDuo:

Strange Ramblings by those who make my life wierd.

TheGodofDeathDuo: heyo nate.

TheGodofDeathDuo: ..........

TheGodofDeathDuo: *removes shotgun*

TheGodofDeathDuo: *silences those annoying chirping crickets*

TheGodofDeathDuo: DOGS

TheGodofDeathDuo: PLAYING BINGO

TheGodofDeathDuo: old dogs.

TheGodofDeathDuo: And puppies playing Chutes and Ladders.

TheGodofDeathDuo: and the young dogs play strip poker.

TheGodofDeathDuo: they don't got nothin on anyway!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: what do they take off????

TheGodofDeathDuo: I look and they're all about to play and they have no

clothes...I come back later and there's a pile of clothes there...

TheGodofDeathDuo: WHERE do they get them?

TheGodofDeathDuo: Dun Dun DUNNNN....

TheGodofDeathDuo: NATE?!

TheGodofDeathDuo: NATE!!!!!!!!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!

TheGodofDeathDuo: WHY DO YOU KEEP SHUTTING ME OUT OF YOUR LIFE BUDDY??

TheGodofDeathDuo: I SHOULD MAKE AN EXTRA FILE OF IM USERS, BECAUSE YOU NEED

TO GO UNDER THE FILE: I WON'T TALK CAUSE I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

TheGodofDeathDuo: I EVEN SENT YOU A PICTURE OF A BEAR USING A URINAL!!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: I MEAN, COME ON! THAT'S GOOD STUFF!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: nate?

TheGodofDeathDuo: nate???

TheGodofDeathDuo: just say shut up and I will.

TheGodofDeathDuo: or, FRIGGIN ANSWER ME!

TheGodofDeathDuo: THERE NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE YOU AND ME STUFF TO PUT IN THE

BOOK OF DOG!!!!!!!!!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: ARRRGGHHH

TheGodofDeathDuo: BOOM CHICKEN

TheGodofDeathDuo: ...........................................

TheGodofDeathDuo: SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP, SHEEP IN PIG.

TheGodofDeathDuo: PIG PIG PIG, PIG IN BEAR.

TheGodofDeathDuo: BEAR BEAR BEAR, BEAR IN GOAT.

TheGodofDeathDuo: GOAT GOAT GOAT, GOAT IN SHEEP.

TheGodofDeathDuo: it's a circle.

TheGodofDeathDuo: sheep in pig, pig in bear, bear in goat, goat in sheep,

sheep in pig, pig in bear, bear in goat, goat in sheep.

TheGodofDeathDuo: round & round.

TheGodofDeathDuo: ENDLESS CIRCLE OF LIFE.

TheGodofDeathDuo: BOOM SHAKA LAKA

TheGodofDeathDuo: BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA

BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA

BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA

TheGodofDeathDuo: LAKA

TheGodofDeathDuo: Goats in France are very exhausted.

TheGodofDeathDuo: GOATS IN FRANCE ARE MOANING IN EXHAUSTION BECAUSE YOU MADE

THEM DANCE TOO MUCH.

TheGodofDeathDuo: YOU EVIL MONGREL!

TheGodofDeathDuo: TASTE THE WRATH OF PUNCTUATION!

TheGodofDeathDuo:

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TheGodofDeathDuo: A Prettz_FFi Quote: I am leaving the internet forever to

take up goat herding in Baghdad,

Iraq. My cab to take me across the ocean will be here in about 3 years

so now I must get ready for my voyage which will be a very time

consuming thing. I just wanted to say to you all that it's been a good

234230492304923840239483 2 years and that I'll miss the giant orgies we

all had out in the sub-zero temperatures and the murder sprees we went

on in various 3rd world countries. I'm saying I'll never forget any of

you but I probably will once I catch my first sniff of rotting goat

feces, but I thought I'd say it just in case I actually don't. Anyways

I have to pack all of my ski masks and sweaters to prepare for weather

in the Middle East, so good bye and nice knowing you all!

TheGodofDeathDuo: DOG DIG DUG DAG DEG

TheGodofDeathDuo: DYG

TheGodofDeathDuo:

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooner than

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaater

TheRabidWombat: ehehehe

TheGodofDeathDuo: hi ho.

TheRabidWombat: wonka

TheGodofDeathDuo: I sent justin somethin cool.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I spent forever trying to get nate to answer me.

TheGodofDeathDuo: i sent him that.

TheRabidWombat: cool

TheGodofDeathDuo: nate totally ignores me now.

TheRabidWombat: why'd you change the icon

TheGodofDeathDuo: I don't know why either.

TheRabidWombat: and which nate

TheGodofDeathDuo: cause that one was too squished/

TheGodofDeathDuo: Sowder/

TheGodofDeathDuo: STUPID ///

TheRabidWombat: yea

TheRabidWombat: aie

TheGodofDeathDuo: GO AWAY

TheRabidWombat: i sees

TheRabidWombat: not me?

TheGodofDeathDuo: not you.

TheGodofDeathDuo: the ///////////////////////////////////////

TheRabidWombat: i likes them yar goats yes it bes yar good

TheRabidWombat: //

TheRabidWombat: smurfs

TheRabidWombat: none of my good pictures are in that 7k limit or whatever

it is

TheRabidWombat: tiny space

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol

TheGodofDeathDuo: give me a picture.

TheRabidWombat: I gots your bear picture. It are verys cool.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I'll resize it for you.

TheRabidWombat: to your email

TheGodofDeathDuo: well...

TheRabidWombat: I could do it too, proabaly

TheGodofDeathDuo: what kind of IM you got.

TheRabidWombat: but i is lazy

TheRabidWombat: this is like 4.0 or something

TheGodofDeathDuo: can you direct connect?

TheRabidWombat: let me check

TheGodofDeathDuo wants to directly connect.

TheRabidWombat's software can not handle your request.

TheGodofDeathDuo: nope.

TheRabidWombat: no

TheGodofDeathDuo: you can't....so mail me then.

TheRabidWombat: negaverseknight@aol.com

TheRabidWombat: right?

TheGodofDeathDuo: hotmail.

TheGodofDeathDuo: HOTMAIL

TheRabidWombat: hotmail

TheRabidWombat: ok

TheGodofDeathDuo: AOL IS CRAP

TheRabidWombat: Hot..

TheRabidWombat: ehehehe

TheGodofDeathDuo: AOL IS GOAT DOG BUTTER CHICKEN SLIME MCDOUGAL!

TheRabidWombat: them goats

TheRabidWombat: I hear um

TheRabidWombat: youre beaten on em

TheGodofDeathDuo: THEM GOATS AND THEIR MACHINE GUN URINE.

TheRabidWombat: aol is for unskilled maggots

TheRabidWombat: with no dicks

TheGodofDeathDuo: aol is for retards too.

TheRabidWombat: listen to weird al's It's All About the Pentiums sometime

TheRabidWombat: it talks about braindead aolers

TheRabidWombat: hehehehehe

TheGodofDeathDuo: Join AOL and get your own FREE e-mail account!! one that

doesn't acknowledge e-mail signatures or allow sender blocking.

TheGodofDeathDuo: free if you join.

TheGodofDeathDuo: heheheheheheeheheheheheheheh

TheGodofDeathDuo: and IM sucks with AOL.

TheRabidWombat: join aol and pay about 10 times what its worth

TheRabidWombat: you also get 3 year old technology!

TheGodofDeathDuo: no icons, no direct connect, no nothin. just crappy

chats.

TheRabidWombat: YEA!

TheGodofDeathDuo: and sickos like arthur zeyda picking up girls.

TheRabidWombat: IF you enjoy being financially butt-#%Q#, join aol!

TheRabidWombat: and if you want to meet arthur zeyda....

TheRabidWombat: :Þ

TheGodofDeathDuo: I was at his house once. he did just that. he said he

was a tall, muscular, brown-haired sixteen year old wealthy porsche driving

football and basketball pro who has lots of sex.

TheGodofDeathDuo: he uses poor grammar and really sleazy pickup lines.

TheRabidWombat: thats gay

TheRabidWombat: thats really

TheRabidWombat: really

TheRabidWombat: gay

TheRabidWombat: aie

TheGodofDeathDuo: he asks for bras size (not "bra", but "bras" as if they

wear more than one) and if they say and it's relatively large, he says...

TheGodofDeathDuo: "Your father must be a carpenter....

TheRabidWombat: oh god

TheRabidWombat: thats so sick

TheGodofDeathDuo: cause you got a really good rack!"

TheRabidWombat: *shoots self in head*

TheRabidWombat: thats so dumb

TheRabidWombat: it isn't funny

TheGodofDeathDuo: I know...

TheGodofDeathDuo: well it was pretty damn funny when I was thee.

TheGodofDeathDuo: there.

TheRabidWombat: you were me?

TheRabidWombat: i was thee

TheRabidWombat: eheheh

TheRabidWombat: its a poem

TheRabidWombat: yea

TheGodofDeathDuo: he was bragging to a 7th grader about his 10 incher.

TheRabidWombat: wtf

TheRabidWombat: ?!

TheGodofDeathDuo: I was laughing profusely.

TheRabidWombat: :/

TheGodofDeathDuo: he thinks he's a stud because of it.

TheRabidWombat: sounds like it would be funny in person, but really weird

now

TheRabidWombat: he thinks hes a stud because he lies about his dick size?

TheRabidWombat: allow me to repeat

TheRabidWombat: what the happy fuck

TheGodofDeathDuo: and he got a hold of GROVER CLEAVELAND's SN and talked to her

as if he wasn't himself, and acting like a nice guy, and thinking God only

knows.

TheRabidWombat: he wishes

TheGodofDeathDuo: he was really excited because the day I was there she

broke up with her boyfriend or something.

TheRabidWombat: =\

TheGodofDeathDuo: this was last year towards the end of 8th.

TheRabidWombat: did she know it was him?

TheGodofDeathDuo: no.

TheRabidWombat: phew

TheRabidWombat: I was just thinking

TheRabidWombat: "GROVER?"

TheRabidWombat: "what the hell is wrong with you?"

TheGodofDeathDuo: I don't think she's much of a prize either.

TheRabidWombat: shes in my german class

TheRabidWombat: she doesn't know i exist

TheRabidWombat: And i don't really care that much

TheRabidWombat: come to think of it

TheGodofDeathDuo: but if you're arthur zeyda, a common item like a fire

hydrant suddenly develops attractive properties.

TheRabidWombat: I don't care at all

TheRabidWombat: lol

TheGodofDeathDuo: she sits next to me in english.

TheRabidWombat: cool

TheGodofDeathDuo: I think she'd be better looking at a distance.

TheRabidWombat: §§yÜ6¤-4æ+153

TheRabidWombat: yes

TheGodofDeathDuo: she looks stressed out up close.

TheRabidWombat: her face could use some work, not trying to be insulting

TheRabidWombat: i are green

TheGodofDeathDuo: well, it's a personal preference thing.

TheRabidWombat: yea

TheRabidWombat: i are puke green

TheRabidWombat: YEA

TheRabidWombat: spank the monkey

TheRabidWombat: does andrew have an IM

TheGodofDeathDuo: popular models have indesputable faces, but most people

have some sort of feature that can be interpreted as good or bad.

TheRabidWombat: yes

TheGodofDeathDuo: yeah. he's never on though. MANGAKAT03.

MangaKat01: I think Andrew is a big stinky wombat. He stole my SN.

TheRabidWombat: most of us have more bad than good

TheRabidWombat: i do at least

TheGodofDeathDuo: although I find renouned females to be kinda boring and

plain.

TheRabidWombat: it depends on which

TheGodofDeathDuo: I look different in different instances.

TheRabidWombat: with alot, I agree with you

TheGodofDeathDuo: I look best in a reflective surface or in night vision!!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: I have NO idea why.

TheRabidWombat: who doesn't love that

TheRabidWombat: Night vision!

TheRabidWombat: ENGLISH VIDEO!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: our last scene was.

TheRabidWombat: Prepare to eat spam

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TheRabidWombat: oops

TheRabidWombat: was that night vision?

TheRabidWombat: or just a flashlight

TheGodofDeathDuo: yeah.

TheRabidWombat: or something

TheGodofDeathDuo: in a dark room.

TheRabidWombat: cool

TheRabidWombat: them weasals

TheRabidWombat: weasels

TheRabidWombat: send me the goat thing

TheGodofDeathDuo: mainly cause we needed to do it inside with bad lighting

in rooms and they thought night vision was oh so grand.

TheGodofDeathDuo: what goat thing?

TheGodofDeathDuo: goat crack story?

TheRabidWombat: crack-goats

TheRabidWombat: YES

TheRabidWombat:

crackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrack

goatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoats

crackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrack

goatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoats

crackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoatscrackgoats

TheRabidWombat: i'm way too annoyinh

TheRabidWombat: 565

TheRabidWombat: behold it don't get anysmaller smailler

TheGodofDeathDuo: don't start with the attachment bombardments.

TheRabidWombat: The goats, rubbing red eyes, finish the last of the crack

and dunk their heads under the Jell-O.

TheGodofDeathDuo: i get too much junk mail anyway.

TheGodofDeathDuo: uh huh.

TheRabidWombat: uh huh

TheRabidWombat: uh huh uh huh

TheRabidWombat: fabuluth

TheRabidWombat: i lovth poiple

TheRabidWombat: =\

TheRabidWombat: I is a dark green fellow

TheRabidWombat: GREEN

TheGodofDeathDuo: with panda.

TheRabidWombat: panda

TheRabidWombat: pand

TheRabidWombat: pan

TheRabidWombat: pa

TheRabidWombat: pa-ap

TheRabidWombat: pap

TheRabidWombat: GRANDPA

TheGodofDeathDuo: cough cough cough

TheGodofDeathDuo: fog dogs

TheGodofDeathDuo: hogs

TheGodofDeathDuo: grogg

TheGodofDeathDuo: boggg

TheGodofDeathDuo: mog

TheGodofDeathDuo: frog

TheRabidWombat: Teenage goats are very impressionable and lives can be

ruined or ended. Please...take care of goats, and make sure they don't

harm themselves and each other. Thank you.

TheRabidWombat: don't make me do this

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol

TheRabidWombat: *points a ruler at richard*

TheRabidWombat: FFREEZE GOATS

TheGodofDeathDuo: EAT RLREU

TheGodofDeathDuo: **

TheRabidWombat: RLREU? what the %$#%

TheRabidWombat: RULRER

TheGodofDeathDuo: RIULERIEWRESRJEROIJROJrgjnz ,m

TheRabidWombat: is DiFfErEnT

TheRabidWombat: AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSF

TheRabidWombat: QWERTYUIOOP{

TheRabidWombat: :}

TheGodofDeathDuo: ASDF

TheRabidWombat: :{)

TheRabidWombat: asdfqwertyuiop

TheGodofDeathDuo: MAGIC PIE IN THE HAT

TheRabidWombat: the most famous word ever

TheGodofDeathDuo: storm.

TheRabidWombat: storm?

TheRabidWombat: wjat happended

TheGodofDeathDuo: mail this to justin I gotta go.

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok?

Auto response from TheRabidWombat: I LIK TO PLAY TIBERIAN SUN

TheRabidWombat: oops

TheRabidWombat: yes

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol

TheRabidWombat: mail what to justin?

TheGodofDeathDuo: this conversation.

TheGodofDeathDuo: do you still have it all?

TheRabidWombat: fuck

TheRabidWombat: mp

TheRabidWombat: no

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok I will

TheRabidWombat: it went away when you msged me again

And then the people who were cool stepped forth. Bill, man made entirely of ducks. He was mighty, and ducky. Lance, who can produce marmasets with his mind. He's cool. Zee. She is a cute Anime chick, so let's all look at her.

read this. gundam wing time.

TheGodofDeathDuo: crap.

TheGodofDeathDuo: i shouldn't have closed that IM window.

TheGodofDeathDuo: did you close it?

TheGodofDeathDuo: if not, please give it to me.

TheGodofDeathDuo: or say "my name is nate.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I am queen, ok?"

TheGodofDeathDuo: darn your ignorance.

TheGodofDeathDuo: ya don't give a damn bout your friends anymore cause your

hands are too busy to type!!! you're at yaoy sites aren

TheGodofDeathDuo: oops.

TheGodofDeathDuo: 't you?

TheGodofDeathDuo: nate is a fruit loop. I want to eat him. I hate fruit

loops. In the bucket, please.

Evilsdrug1: .net or .com richard?

Evilsdrug1: for god of death..err whatever

Evilsdrug1: bucket

TheGodofDeathDuo: hotmail.com

TheGodofDeathDuo: negaverseknight@

TheGodofDeathDuo: mix that together.

Evilsdrug1: hot male

TheGodofDeathDuo: in a salad.

TheGodofDeathDuo: hot male, ripe for the milking.

Evilsdrug1: ok i'll send you the fe-mail ok?

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok thanks.

TheGodofDeathDuo: do you like websites with yaoy?

TheGodofDeathDuo: yaoy = two or more anime-males (animales...animals...hmmm)

clothesless and happy together.

Evilsdrug1: no

Evilsdrug1: ...no

Evilsdrug1: no!

Evilsdrug1: NOOO!

TheGodofDeathDuo: oh, boys.

TheGodofDeathDuo: boys in sauce.

TheGodofDeathDuo: gots ta go.

FelineKitti: abnyway, the guys that suck..

FelineKitti: are my litlle fanclub

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol

TheGodofDeathDuo: i have a fan club.

TheGodofDeathDuo: no one's in it.

FelineKitti: aw ;(

FelineKitti: wellz, there;s these dudes...and they all like me. they aren't

even friends, their all form diff. grous but each one likes me and i'm tired

of them being so obsesed with me..like in the hallways asking to hold my

books or buying me stuff

TheGodofDeathDuo: I wish I were a girl.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I'd ask some guy to carry my bag.

TheGodofDeathDuo: it'd cripple 'em after awhile.

TheGodofDeathDuo: but I have no back to get hurt.

FelineKitti: guys always carry my junk for me, i hate it!

FelineKitti: o

TheGodofDeathDuo: what you should do is kick 'em down south.

TheGodofDeathDuo: see if you can get their eyes to bulge out of their

sockets.

FelineKitti: heh, interesting theory

TheGodofDeathDuo: it'd at least be pretty funny.

FelineKitti: yea

this is what Nate fetched for me.

TheGodofDeathDuo: i like other racial goats.

TheGodofDeathDuo: chinese goats....african american goats....spanish

goats...but french goats are all snooty and full of themselves....and

others.

TheGodofDeathDuo: full of people.

TheGodofDeathDuo: you just poke a french goat hard enough and 30 people

fall out.

TheGodofDeathDuo: phloomf!

TheGodofDeathDuo: don knotz.

TheGodofDeathDuo: in the mud. TheGodofDeathDuo: crap.

TheGodofDeathDuo: i shouldn't have closed that IM window.

TheGodofDeathDuo: did you close it?

TheGodofDeathDuo: if not, please give it to me.

TheGodofDeathDuo: or say "my name is nate.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I am queen, ok?"

TheGodofDeathDuo: darn your ignorance.

Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water...

TheGodofDeathDuo: in the mud?

MANGAKAT03: if you call justin's ass the mus, then yes

MANGAKAT03: *mud*

TheGodofDeathDuo: no, sorry, I call it the mus.

MANGAKAT03: oh

MANGAKAT03: i like his cute putt

TheGodofDeathDuo: you mean butt I guess.

MANGAKAT03: you dont know thwt

take my life, mighty dog.

Then Richard said this:

"The Color of Color Is Color"

Detonate Rem.

Eliminate Rem.

Feed Rem to crows.

Send Rem to Mexico.

Make Rem watch PBS.

Feed Rem to horses.

Take Rem's money.

Lock Rem in a cage.

The dog,

he finds

it, finds the

Hat... In the mud, no less.

Teach Rem to play piano.

Push them both off a cliff.

Save piano last minute.

Bury Rem. Cool for 2 minutes. Serves 3-5.

THE END

Travis is cool.

THE END

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.