TheGodofDeathDuo:

IT IS MEEEEEEEE DEATH HACKER

Subject: I AM BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Mon Jan 29 20:38:07 2001

Death Hacker is now serving 5-10 years in a minimum security prison for hacking numerous websites. Arrested after the F.B.I. searched various leads and discovered him to be a gruff-voiced, 11-year-old Mexican boy. He was quoted as saying "HEY! I WERE GOING TO DELETE THE BOOK OF DOG, MAN! DO NOT TAKING ME YET!" as the police cuffed him.

THAT IS SOOOOO CUTE^, BUT I AM AFRAID THAT THAT MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON DIDN'T HOLD ME. NOW I AM BACK AND AM GOING TO EXACT MY REVENGE. A REVENGE THAT WILL AFFECT ALL OF YOU. HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Cricket Big

Subject: yeah.

Mon Jan 29 22:43:05 2001

I went to your two-room apartment in the Projects, Death, and I swapped your modem with another one. I know how you like to play Counter Strike. I hope you enjoy your newfound Ping of 3205. Maybe someday I'll give you a 24.4 K Modem.

Death Hacker

Subject: Oh really?

Tue Jan 30 16:12:13 2001

Well, Cricket Big, You obviously didn't check my secret storage room. No, you must have overlooked it. Because all my good computer "stuff" was in it. A 1.0 MB modem and all the trimmings were overlooked by you. Now that I live in an undisclosed location, you will never get my stuff, and my ping time is better than ever!!!!!!!!!

Cricket Big

subject: ay5e24a

Tue Jan 30 16:21:42 2001

I know about the secret storage place. In fact, I put many rats there to nest. rats IMMUNE to all poisons and toxins. They shall destroy you!!!!

Death Hacker

Subject: Liar

Tue Jan 30 16:29:24 2001

That is impossible, I cleared out all of the contents in my secret room two days ago. They are all fine and in perfect working order. So dont try to intimidate me, I will own you, I will make you my woman! Besides, your beloved rats are all dead, thanks to a heavy duty poison that I ordered from a chemical Co. I ordered it from prison because I expected your attack. HA HA HA HA!!!!

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Subject: fools!!

Tue Jan 30 16:43:14 2001

j00 |2 N07 |\/|3!!! j00 (4n'7 5P34|< 3L337!!!!!

Death Hacker 2001

Subject:Challange

Wed Jan 31 15:52:03 2001

Sooooo, how are all my little "friends" doing??? I, the new and improved Death Hacker (Note the 2001 in my name.)officially challange all of you, I mean all of you: The Sanjiyan,Noodles, Kreskin, Dabura M, Mangakat 01, Emmy, and all the rest. I challange you to guess what I will hack and when I will do it. Yes, it is up to one of you to stop me before I ruin something dear to all of you.

Here are two clues:

1. "Then a human female, but that was just dull."

2. "--)_43|-|4x)-2047{2}"

That is it, that is all you get. And if the last one confuses you...well, that is not my problem. But, keep in mind, the second clue is the one that would be most useful to all of you.

D347H H4X0|2

Subject: Re: Challange

Wed Jan 31 17:11:58 2001

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Kreskin

Subject: Chicken Dogs

Wed Jan 31 21:06:33 2001

yeah, you're andrew alright...

geez, I must've typoed with my death haxor post there cause I couldn't even read the one thing. I meant to say you are breaking my copyright or something....

Death Hacker 2001

Subject: You just don't get it....

Wed Jan 31 20:28:13 2001

Poor, poor Kreskin. I really thought that you would be alot more clever than this. I would have thought that you would have taken alot longer to accuse someone. And, predictably, you accused the most dimwited of the group. You accused he who has felt your accusations before, not a smart move on your part. You jumped to a conclusion soooo fast that even I, the infamous Death Hacker, was suprised.

You accusation was, predictibily, wrong. I am, however, part of our little "group", but am not the pathetic little Andrew. Sorry....One guess down, and many more to come...

Oh, and Richard....

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At this rate, you will never figure out who I am.... But on an up note, you have rid yourself of one candidate...Six to go...can you do it? (4|\| y0|_|???

Kreskin

Subject: Re: You just don't get it....

Wed Jan 31 20:35:19 2001

Well, I thought it was andrew until I saw that he could actually do something. I'd have to say John since I don't know who else could have enough computer knowhow to hack the board.

DEATH HACKER

Subject: WELL...WELL....

Wed Jan 31 21:47:37 2001

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR. I SEE THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY COME TO YOUR SENSES, THAT, FOR A SPLIT SECOND, EXCAPED YOU. BUT, IT WASN'T JUST ME WHO HACKED THE BOARD, IN FACT, I WON'T EVEN ADMIT TO DOING SO....THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I WILL LEAVE YOU TO DISPUTE.

I AM, HOWEVER, QUITE PLEASED...I HAVE FOUND A WORTHY ADVERSARY...THANK YOU.

Dabura_M

Subject: What?

Wed Jan 31 16:11:00 2001

Who is this guy?

And second of all, will someone please teach me how to read ELEET? Please, all of you use it soo much and I don't even know how read it. I wanna at least be able to read some of your posts.

Kreskin

Subject: H4X0|2 - the 3l337

Wed Jan 31 17:04:55 2001

here's how to speak Haxor... (note: be inconsistent... in some cases, use the real letter, in others, use the symbol)

A=4

B=b I suppose

C can=(

D could be=|)

E=3

F= |= (I usually don't use this one)

G=g

H=h or |-|

I=1, i, l

J=J

K=|< or just K

L=|_ or just L

M=M, |\/|

N=n, |\|

O=0

P=p

Q=???? q I guess

R=|2

S=5

T=7

U=u

v=V, \/

W=w, \/\/

X=x, ><

Y=y

Z=z

some common terms:

j00=you

SuX0r=sucks

H4X0|2=Hacker

3l337=Elite

words with an ate sound can be given an 8

such as Sk8r, N8, etc.

the end. Some of these are widespread, others are ones I just realized made sense. use your discretion in perfecting your own unique style.

Andrew

Subject: Thanks.

Wed Jan 31 20:49:16 2001

Thank you Richard, now I might actually be able to read the stuff.

Noodles

Subject: 3313t

Thu Feb 1 21:30:50 2001

Note always that 3313t is used inconsistently. Random gibberish is often assumed to be the same thing by people using it. It's not suited for general conversation, despite what some people might have you think(me, deathhacker *coughwhocoulditbecough*)

also, the whole reason I put this on....

R can also be 5

s can be replaced with z in some cases

Adding gibberish can add to the effect.

Death Hacker 2001

Subject: What was that?

Thu Feb 1 21:51:42 2001

What are you trying to pull Johnny Boy? That coughing crap just dose not cut it. Could you possibly bullshit more...?

DEATH HACKER 2001

Subject: (|_u3 #3

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Kreskin

Subject: I'm confused, gents

Wed Jan 31 20:10:02 2001

woah.... what happened here? our layout has been swallowed by Debbs and MIBs board... I have nothing to do with this, I swear. I never fiddle with the color layouts, cause it's always so hard to find one that works and I'm too lazy to fix it.

Kreskin

Subject: I must admit...

Wed Jan 31 20:25:57 2001

Death Hacker 2001, you are impressive. seeing as how you can HACK, I no longer suspect andrew. I don't know who you are but you are crazy nutty cool. I'm too lazy to hunt down the clues and figure it out, but I'll try it.

Death Hacker 2001

Subject: I apoligize...

Wed Jan 31 20:35:14 2001

Kreskin, you should have stuck with this post. It is much more true to how things really are... So, can you still guess who I am before I do some actual HACKING? And I assure you, you won't be pleased with the outcome...

Oh, and, if you or any other of your "buddies" can guess who I am by 9:30 p.m. this saturday night, my HACK will not take place. But I assure you, I am much more clever than you realize....

DEATH HACKER 2001

Subject: TO EVERYONE!!!

Wed Jan 31 20:41:32 2001

WELL, WELL, WELL.....I THINK I SHOULD START BY SAYING THAT RICHARD IS FAR FROM FIGURING OUT WHAT MY REAL IDENTITY IS. CAN ANY OF YOU DO IT? CAN YOU DO IT IN TIME?

I, THE INFAMOUS DEATH HACKER, HAVE A CHALLANGE FOR YOU ALL...EITHER YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT I PLAN ON HACKING INTO THURSDAY NIGHT(IF YOU DO, I WILL NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT.) OR, IF YOU FIGURE OUT MY TRUE IDENTITY, BY PROVIDING PROOF, I WILL NOT GO THROUGH WITH MY GRAND PLAN, A HACK THAT WILL PISS YOU ALL OFF. YOU HAVE TILL' EITHER THURSDAY AT 7:06PM OR SATURDAY AT 9:30PM...HAVE FUN MY LITTLE PAWNS...

Legendary Sanjiyan

Subject: Fools.

Wed Jan 31 21:57:35 2001

You will never learn, Death Hacker. I truly do not care what you do. Hack into whatever you want to hack into. Have fun. I don't care, and I think I speak for all of us.

Death Hacker 2001

Subject: Oh, is that a fact?

Thu Feb 1 18:48:22 2001

You don't care do you? Well, I guess I will have to up the destruction...So, Negaverseknight, Dabura M, Mangakat01, how much do the three of you like your web pages the way that they are? I just might have to make a few changes to them...Hey, wait...I just got a good plan...You know how your servers(Angelfire, Geocites...etc.) have this real strong dislike of pornography, don't they? Yes, that is a great idea....I will have to act apon it...soon, very soon.

So, if you all have the same feelings as Richard, you won't mind me messing with your sites, will you? So, I can just waltz right in, change the codeing a little, then, vuala! You page has a brand new content! But, since I am a reasonable guy, I'll hold off until all of you, not including Kreskin, tell me what you think of this...

You have until 9:00 tonight....

And for you who have a personal page, don't let me find out what it is, or it too will be "messed" with!

DEATH HACKER 2001

Subject: TO RICHARD

Wed Jan 31 21:51:25 2001

I LIKED THE NEW LOOK OF THE BOARD...I THOUGHT IT HAD MORE UMPH TO IT, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE FUTURE CHANGES THAT I PLAN TO MAKE....

Kreskin

Subject: BIG

Wed Jan 31 21:52:22 2001

I didn't even change it back and you know it.

DH2001

Subject: YOU THINK SO?

Wed Jan 31 21:53:39 2001

WHAT DO I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW NUTHIN'....

Kreskin

Subject: Crickets

Wed Jan 31 21:59:40 2001

Enough tarrying. Consent, Just! Consent! You are Death Hacker. It's just your style to mimick someone in such a way. Pinning it on others will get you nowhere! And I heard you typing over the phone, vile one! Typing while you weren't on AIM, and off and on listening to music. Plus, you submitted me all those goofy IM images, saying they were clues. not only that, but, but, you know what? You wanted to set it up where we'd spend the whole night trying to figure it out so you could revel in your conquest after I had been sitting there the whole night trying to figure it out. Your greed crosses the line of inconsicuousness and exposes yourself, vile wench!! Cower and expose yourself, mistress of vulgarity!!!!!!

Justin

Subject: Oh...CLEVER!

Wed Jan 31 22:49:10 2001

But wrong.

Kreskin

Subject: SW)$TW$T

Wed Jan 31 22:53:02 2001

then who the *#@&%*@)(#&%*# stole these frickin cookies from this jar?

Kreskin

Subject: Fine, must not be Just...!!!!! I choose you, ______!!!

Wed Jan 31 23:00:35 2001

Look, I said this once before, and since you ignored it, I gave up on it, but I'll say it again, I know it's you, John!! Andrew (who couldn't hack for beans) said DeathHacker2001 IMed emily. Ty doesn't know emily, and Just says it's not him, and I'll maim him if he lied. John, I know you've got Emily's SN. And you conveniently ignored my first accusation. and it's your way to not come online when you're doing stuff. and, and, and... who else knows enough about computers to hack this? Plus the HTML... maybe N8 knows it, but who else would? Andrew uses a page builder, Justin used a layout thing I think, and I don't think N8 knows it... but I bet you know it. I really thought it was Just, but asssuming Death Hacker 2001's solve my puzzle thing, and since I gave Just my reasons to suspect him, and he said it wasn't him, it can't be him unless hie's a liar... so I guess it has to be John. Though I'm sure you've all been in on this to piss me off. all of you. admit it.

|)347{-} {-}4X0|2 2001

Subject: so close, yet so far....

Thu Feb 1 18:52:15 2001

You are almost there....3 down, 3 to go.

And I assure you Kreskin, the others are not in on this, that would take all the fun out of this....

"I'|\/\ 7{-}i|\||

Anonymous

Subject: No Subject

Thu Feb 1 22:07:49 2001

Look, I'm not in the mood for this, and I DON'T care about your stupid, stupid games alright? Stop shoving your crap at me. No one EVER goes to my site, sorry to say, and they never will. one of my 6 friends wouldn't delete the book of dog anyway. If you do it's not my problem, I've read them all and I can read them again from Just if I really want to. I'm not even going to check this stupid forum anymore, and DeathHacker2001 is on my block list, now shut up and go away. As IF you cared I'm not doing too great these days and I don't like wasting so much of my time with this crud.

Noodles

Subject: Calm yourself

Tue Feb 6 21:09:44 2001

I think you're either taking this too seriously, or scaring the rest of us by pretending to take it too seriously.

Emmy

Subject: Hi Mr.Deathhacker 2001 ....

Thu Feb 1 22:41:08 2001

Hello, Mr. Deathhacker, sir. How are you doing today? Fine, I hope. Anyway, enough with the small talk. This whole "threatening to hack into people's sites and then doing so" thing is getting kind of old. No offense or anything, but don't you have better things to do with your time? You seem to be causing hard feelings in this nice little message board, and I don't like hard feelings. :o( I would appreciate it if we could all just get along. Thank you, and have a good night.

-Emmy

Andrew

Subject: Here is the truth.

Fri Feb 2 15:21:04 2001

alright guys, i confess, it was me who changed the board...not DH, I waas just pissed that I was called dimwitted. I also dont want Death hacker to take the credit for that.

Kreskin

Subject: confession

Sat Feb 3 16:53:21 2001

Yeah, I was the one to change the board, not you, Andrew. You could never do it! It was me!!

Death hacker 2001

Subject: Why do you lie so?

Sat Feb 3 18:19:28 2001

I don't know what your angle is, but lying about a hack into this board won't get you two any where! We all know that is was me, what do you two get out of taking credit of my work? You are both incredibly dumb...I will show you all who is the yrue hacker...

Kreskin

Subject: oh?

Sun Feb 4 01:33:57 2001

Smote Meats and Fishes.

MangaKat

Subject: I did it!

Sun Feb 4 19:25:19 2001

I was the one! Me! I'm the yrue hacker. YRUELY! Hey, have you guys ever tried lemon snaps? I love them.

Emmy

Subject: you guys all suck....

Sun Feb 4 21:36:43 2001

Come on you guys! What is your problem? It's completely obvious that none of you did it! It was all me! I have to admit though, it is pretty flattering that all of you want to be just like me .... ;o)

Noodles

Subject: Hackman

Sun Feb 4 21:35:42 2001

You all are lying. It was me. I like meats and fishes. I can hack. You all stop lying or I'll hack your foreheads. I warned you.

DOOK OF DOG FOREVER

DOOK

DEATH HACKER 2001

Subject: I'll get you all!!!!!!!!

Mon Feb 5 15:50:12 2001

I do not know what you are all up to, but I assure you, I will not let this stop me from getting sweet sweet revenge on all of you...especially you, Justin, Andrew and Richard...especially you Richard!!!

Gavin

Subject: I admit it

Thu Feb 8 20:32:16 2001

I am the one and the only death hacker. you'll never catch me though.

Andrew

Subject: WHY...How Rude!

Mon Feb 5 18:17:46 2001

threatning a poor little creature like me, now, is that any way to treat a lady? I think not, Mister Death Hacker, you need to learn some manners! And I'll be the one teachin' em' too ya'.....iN THE RING!!! I CHALLANGE YOU TO A NO HOLDS BARRED LADDER MATCH!!!! I WILL BURRY YOU, i WILL TURN YOUR BONES TO DUST! WHEN I PILE DRIVE YER' HEAD INTO THE CANVAS, YOUR GRANDMA WILL FEEL IT!!!!!!

!Have a nice day!

emmy

Subject: :'o(

Mon Feb 5 16:06:35 2001

don't you want to get revenge on me too? i feel left out! *sniff!

Noodles

Subject: Hork

Tue Feb 6 21:06:44 2001

I feel left out too! Yeah! WELL! BISCUIT!

Death Hacker 2001

Subject: Its Meeeeeeeeeeee

Wed Feb 28 16:10:32 2001

I am back youngins! Just wait and see what I have in store for you... just you wait.

Death Hacker 2004

Subject: Re: Its Meeeeeeeeeeee

Fri Mar 2 14:40:02 2001

I am death hacker 3 years from now. I have a warning for you death hacker.... do NOT bother these people. they have already surrounded your home with traps and will kill you. The only thing that saved me was a future version of me. Heed my warning! AGH!

Death Hacker 2005

Subject: Re: Its Meeeeeeeeeeee

Fri Mar 2 17:24:50 2001

Death hacker 2001 and 2004. I have very dreadful news from the future. If you do not stop harassing all the people on this board...and yes, that means you DH 2004 ( I know your little reign of terror in 2002 and 2003 when you were DH 2002 and DH 2003.) These lowly...er, I mean mighty people of this message board will band togther and Beat you to a bloody pulp. And, as a matter of fact, If you post one more message today, I am referring to DH 2001, you will be hit by a thresher drivin' by a legless farmer and a disgruntled goat being manipulated by the very very crazy Richard Harmon. It was very painful, but then two days before, DH 2004 sent me a warning, thus changing the future, so you can thank me. And 2004, if your reign of terror starts like I started it, you will be hit by a jumbo 747 while jogging. That again also hurt, but the future was changed by DH Febuary 5, 19hrs, 53 min, 45 sec, 2004. This change happened 19hrs, 53 min, and 45 seconds before the acident...hence the name DH Febuary 5, 19 Hrs, 53 min, 45 sec, 2004. But, if you, Death Hacker 2001, stop right here, right now, and never post a post again, these painful and out right strange deaths will never happen. And, DH 2002, 2003, 2004 and myself, will never have to type from the future and warn our past selves about the bleak future our past selves all face. And you will make everyone on this board happy that your ass is gone. I mean, as I look back upon myself, I feel empty, I feel as if I could have threatened smarter...er, different people, my future would have been better. I just got a message from our future self, DH 2006, telling me how dissapointed he was in all of his past selves. I.E: Death Hacker 2001, Death Hacker 2002, Death Hacker 2003, Death Hacker 2004, Death Hacker 2005. Because of you...er, us...or, we, I...I mean us..no, no, I mean him..He he, yeah, He has a job as a Herpe cream tester. So, I warn you DH 2001 and DH 2004, Warn your past selves to stop the nonsense. Well I GTG, I have alot of masturbating and drooling over the SEARS catolouge models to do...BYE!

Death Hacker 1991

Subject: It's NOT meeeeeee!

Fri Mar 2 22:07:19 2001

What's a hacker? You guys aren't me. Quit lying!! None of this stuff's gonna happen and there's no such ting as time travell. Now go play Sega or something.

Death Hacker 1992

Subject: Re: It's NOT meeeeeee!

Sat Mar 3 14:58:27 2001

C'mon DH1991! You don't know it yet, but, in about two months from when you typed that response, you fall into a vat of toxic waste and turned into the infamous hacker known as DEATH HACKER 1991!!! And, if there is no such thing as time travel, what is that glowing ball next to you on your right, next to your gold fish? It ain't a toy you know!

Death Hacker 1843

Subject: Re: It's NOT meeeeeee!

Sun Mar 4 01:08:14 2001

Where am I? I was jus' fishin in der hollar and alls I got was sum crawdaddies. What's all this stuff? 'sall grey and white. I bes' get mah rahfle. I wundah's if I can get me into them there Government buildin's and look 'round.

Death Hacker 1961

Subject: Re: It's NOT meeeeeee!

Sun Mar 4 01:11:14 2001

I'm going to buy a computer and put it in my room. then maybe I can invent computers that weigh only 3000 lbs! I'll revolutionize the world! I would try to make computer chips better, but I doubt they'll get much faster than about 600 bytes per second. But I know it can't get any smaller than a baseball card! Woo hoo! Look at my brand new computer! I'll put some paper rolls in it and see if I can tell it to add numbers together. Wow. I love technology.

Death Hacker March 4, 3:27, 2001

Subject: Re: It's NOT meeeeeee!

Sun Mar 4 15:31:06 2001

Ok, now this is getting a little redicuoules! <---Can't spell. DH wasn't born till' 1984, so all you wannabes just stop capitalizing on the Death Hacker gig. Oh, and Death Hacke March 5, 5:36, 2001....You have five minutes until your chicken burns! (I was just in the future, and boy I'll tell you, it is sure purddy!)

emmy

Subject: Re: Its Meeeeeeeeeeee

Wed Feb 28 21:07:34 2001

Hi Mr. Death Hacker!!!! How are you? Great, I hope. I am all right. I for one have missed you while you were away. I must be going now, but I hope that you have a wonderful night!

-Emmy

De5th H4x0r 2oo1

Subject: MEATHOOK

Mon Mar 5 16:32:30 2001

NEVER COME ON TO ME AGAIN, WENCH.

...

i love you

*sobs*

GOODBYE FOREVER

|)347{-} {-}4><0|2 20o1

Subject: Imposter!

Tue Mar 6 20:48:12 2001

You can't be the real Death Hacker 2001. If you were, you would know how pathetic and lonely I am and would have wanted her to hit on you...Dick. Hey, I am free on Sunday, I wouldn't mind dating YOU false DH2001! Oh, baby!

D347H - H4><0|2

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Thu Mar 8 16:54:03 2001

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