TheGodofDeathDuo:           do you want me to mail you the goat thing?

 MangaKat01:       Yeah!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          i'm tinkering with the hotmail system, let me know if you get that or not.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          ok you should

 MangaKat01:       Okiedo.

 MangaKat01:       I got it!

 MangaKat01:       Send it to Zee.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          NEVER

 MangaKat01:       Why not?

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I DON'T KNOW

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          DON'T LOOK AT ME

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          STROKE THAT LEMUR

 MangaKat01:       ::looking::

 MangaKat01:       ::stroking the lemur::

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I sent John that "Goats in France are very exhausted" once.  he replied with "what the happy fuck?"

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          lemurs are so funny.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I love when they stride-hop-gallop.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          they do it so fast.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          i saw a baby lemur die once.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          and one of it's litter mates was trying to call to it and it wondered why it didn't answer.  it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          i'm gonna do my french tomorrow!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          part of it.

 MangaKat01:       Have you heard the story of Larry, the Sperm who could Fly?

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          that's gotta be messy.

 MangaKat01:       Whenever he sees a woman, he flies out of the guy and flies through the room and attempts to fertilize the egg.

 MangaKat01:       But he has trouble, cause he's so small, and it takes a long time.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          my name is, my name is, my name is chika-chika-chika slim shady.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          kill me.

 MangaKat01:       ::kills Rick::

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          with a spatula.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          IN THE MUD.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          DEEP, DEEP MUD

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          .

 MangaKat01:       Let's construct a super heroes team.  We have, Spanking Lemur!  Crack Goat!  Flying Sperm!  Mud!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          lol, mud.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          deep mud.

 MangaKat01:       And Andrew, the comic relief.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Parsely-eating dog.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          with winterfresh breath.

 MangaKat01:       Sheep-Bear!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          and spaghetti.

 MangaKat01:       That'll be the name!

 MangaKat01:       Look!  It's And Spaghetti!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          drugs.

 MangaKat01:       Nah, that would just be STUPID!

 MangaKat01:       Besides, we already got Crack Goat.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          no.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          just drugs.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I just said drugs.

 MangaKat01:       Ok.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          penicillin leper.

 MangaKat01:       Ok!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          ULTRA SPECIAL MASS OF NONEXISTANCE

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          it's just an empty, self-sustained vacuum.

 MangaKat01:       Heh, and it's always a blank panel.

 MangaKat01:       Print this out and let's do it sometime.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Former president Grover Cleveland.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          ....or, his dead body.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          PRINT IT OUT??

 MangaKat01:       ok!

 MangaKat01:       Oh, I will than.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          what ya do is you make a new text document and copy and paste it onto there.

 MangaKat01:       I know, I did it before.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          okie doke.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I always do that.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          ALWAYS

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          except the one day with the billiard ball.

 MangaKat01:       Ow, yeah...that was sad.  Poor dog never saw it coming....

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          crack!  rumble rumble rattle thack!  phlumph!  YIPE YIPE YIPE!

 MangaKat01:       Hehe, did you ever rebuild that soap-box car that he drove off in?

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          nah.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I just scraped the omelet off it.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          and ate it.

 MangaKat01:       Oh, ok.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          did you ever find the pirate treasure in your yard?

 MangaKat01:       Well, no.....but I did sue that Trucker after all this happened.

 MangaKat01:       I got 50 bucks.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          the trucker gave me a magical pendant.

 MangaKat01:       Yeah, well, he gave me the dog remains.

 MangaKat01:       Boy, all that cause of a billiard ball...

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          I use it to transform into a nimble, scantily-clad superheroine in a sailor skirt.

 MangaKat01:       Lol.....Sailor Richard!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          sailor earth.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          she's a skanky whore who uses pollution and drug attacks.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          how dissapointing.  I couldn't get the mp3 of mysidia.

 MangaKat01:       Well, I hope you get yoursidia.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          gundam wing second impression is the best song ever.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          at the same time, it hurts so much I want it to end.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          kinda like sex with a savage wildebeast.

 MangaKat01:       Oh man!

 MangaKat01:       That's odd....

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          pull & twist goat.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          spank & stroke lemur.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          that dog trick off lee and the hitchhiker is so funny.

 MangaKat01:       lol

 MangaKat01:       What is it?

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          it looks at the camera then explodes.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          get it now!!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          can I have the address for that site again?

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          yogayogayogayogayogayoga...

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Yoga Fire!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Yoga Flame...!

 MangaKat01:       ok.

 MangaKat01:       Lee & the Hitchhiker

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          thanks.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Samurai Pizza Cats.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          do a napster search for that.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          you can find the theme music, like 3 or 4 came up when I looked.

 MangaKat01:       Oh, cool...

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          4..3...2...1...Pizza Cats are on the run!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          taste that jam.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          SLURP

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          mr jacobs...I got an idea.  let's write a story about andrew.  I'll start then you elaborate.

 MangaKat01:       Ok!

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          One day, Andrew got up and wiped the endless amount of debris off of him as he combed his filthy hair and applied his signature gallon of hairspray.  he went downstairs to find a goat.

 MangaKat01:       He looked around, and picked up his goat, holding it underneath his arms.  It baaaahed gently, as his lover carried him like a suitcase.  The goat remembers what Andrew said earlier.  Today, they were going to the movies.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Andrew arrived at the theatre, and got into a heated argument about allowing what the manager called a goat into the theatre.  Andrew tried to comfort it during the aftermath but it was shattered inside.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          do an alta vista search on lemur.

 MangaKat01:       Ok.

 MangaKat01:       The manager quickly apologized when the goat, being paralyzed since birth, and only able to baah, began to cry as in stood, stiff on the greasy cinema floor.  "I'm sorry, my little-a goat friend!  I shall make it up-a to ya, huh?"

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Suddenly, Don Knotz came up to the manager from behind and climbed on top of him.  The two rode off into the horizon, as Andrew and the Goat walked by a bum on the street begging for money.

 MangaKat01:       The bum smiled, like a stinky hippopotomus.  "G'day." He said in an Austrailian accent, thick enough to cut through and serve to Nate Sowder, Scourge of the Seven Dog Anuses.  I'm a wishing Bum.  Rub my under-arm pleasure spot and I'll grant you negative 2 wishes."

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          Andrew tosses the goat aside and rubs, saying "I wish I had some friends."  He is surprised to find that the wishing bum is surrounded by friends. he ponders his next wish...

 MangaKat01:       lol

 MangaKat01:       "I wish you would make me your lover."  The goat, shocked to hear this, began to cry.  It didn't move at all, being hard as a stuffed goat, but leaked such massave amounts of fluids, that the Bum had to kick andrew in his girly crotch.  "How could ya hurt your Goat like that?  She can't even move, you have to carry her!  Now you're abandoning her!?"  "He" Andrew replied, as Andrew was aroused by filthy Austrailian bums who were foolish enough to stick their foot there.  My dog puked.  I don't have a dog.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          dogs.

 TheGodofDeathDuo:          the end.