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Chiba
Mamoru R: Chiba Mamoru R: est-ce que tu te manges?
ashiXIII:
fer sure
Chiba
Mamoru R: alors!
Chiba
Mamoru R: c'est impossible!
ashiXIII:
thinks you
Chiba
Mamoru R: ce n'est pas vrai!
ashiXIII:
::fakes another answer::
Chiba
Mamoru R: je t'aime
ashiXIII:
nah
Chiba
Mamoru R: oui
Chiba
Mamoru R: je t'adore
Chiba
Mamoru R: frappe-moi!!
Chiba
Mamoru R: s'il vous plait!! Frappe-moi,
oui?
ashiXIII:
uhm...
Chiba
Mamoru R: I said I love you
ashiXIII:
totally!
Chiba
Mamoru R: hit me
Chiba
Mamoru R: please hit me
ashiXIII:
you're, uhm, odd
Chiba
Mamoru R: buckets and buckets of corn and beans
Chiba
Mamoru R: buckets and buckets of livers and spleens
ashiXIII:
i want buckets of organs...
Chiba
Mamoru R: well, little Jimmy...
Chiba
Mamoru R: you already have buckets of organs...
Chiba
Mamoru R: inside your body.
ashiXIII:
...i want buckets of extra organs
Chiba
Mamoru R: let's take a fantastic tour of Jimmy's body, everyone.
Chiba
Mamoru R: shut up, Jimmy.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Now look here, as we enter through Jimmy's stomach.
Chiba
Mamoru R: *RIIIPP!!! TEAR!!*
Chiba
Mamoru R: Ah, there we are!
Chiba
Mamoru R: Here we see Jimmy's stomach, behind the gushing fountain of blood.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Ha, ha, ha.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Don't worry, Jimmy. We'll get
you a towel.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Here we have Jimmy's lung.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Yes, huffing and puffing, Jimmy's lung is a vital part of his life
function.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Let's see what happens when we squeeze Jimmy's lung. Like this.
Chiba
Mamoru R: *crunch*
Chiba
Mamoru R: Ha, ha, ha... wha-oh, there
goes Jimmy's sternum. Heh heh heh,
sorry about
that,
Jimmy!
Chiba
Mamoru R: And lastly, here is Jimmy's face.
Chiba
Mamoru R: Let's see what happens when he lube it up with meat juices and offer
him to
attack dogs!
Chiba
Mamoru R: Well... looks like they're
more inticed by the flowing, gaping crater of a
wound located on little Jimmy's gut!
Chiba
Mamoru R: Your choice, dogs...
Chiba
Mamoru R: your choice.....
Chiba
Mamoru R: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chiba
Mamoru R: -This filmstrip a production of sunshiny trail telephoto company
ashiXIII:
...i'm scared now
Chiba
Mamoru R: NegaverseKnight: I got another one of those awful popup mail ads
NegaverseKnight:
like the one where I subscribed John to the Olive Products newsletter
MangaKat01:
lol
NegaverseKnight:
I'm now subscribed to Jenny's fun sex advice
MangaKat01:
lol
FlirtyMazoku:
thats random
NegaverseKnight:
you like that!
FlirtyMazoku:
shure
xQriousKittenx:
hmm
NegaverseKnight:
I showed that to Mazoku after I said it, for the record
xQriousKittenx:
thanks
NegaverseKnight:
of course
MangaKat01:
wow
NegaverseKnight:
the tackons are nice
NegaverseKnight:
they complete the mood
MangaKat01:
Kinda like "Shut up"
Chiba
Mamoru R: Cricket
You
know what I think of you, Midge?
Fri Aug
10 00:57:32 2001
If you
really think you know what I think of you, write it on a 3X5 card and mail it
to:
Your
Face
2341
Stupid Are You Rd.
Yourestupidifyouthinkthisisanaddressville,
FU
43525-2151
Chiba
Mamoru R: Cricket Big
To
Bingo - I know about the butterflies
Tue May
22 21:03:49 2001
Look, I
can't believe all this that you've been posting for the past couple of days,
Bingo.
I'm afraid we can't go on like this. I'm not
predisposedly opposed to being used and
mistreated, but in this particular case, you
have no respect for my collection of Chia Pets,
nor do you have any appreciation for my
preserved umbilical cord. I can, in fact, clearly
recall
the day I came across you wearing my whithered umbilical cord around your neck
like a
tie, spinning it around for several minutes,
and then binding yourself by the legs with them.
(You never saw me, I don't think.) I can't
allow this. I understand that perhaps some of the
immoral women you were with in the distant
and possibly not so distant past, gave you the
impression
that relics of one's birth are simply toys to damage and mock, but I, your
partner,
with a
standard of maturity and understanding, refuse to accept you doing this. I'm
sorry,
Bingo.
But it's over. I'm putting your stuff outside the door. Please don't come back.
I have
already changed the locks; your key is
worthless. Bingo, perhaps you should move in with your
brother
the swing dancer. At least until you can get back on your feet with your
thus-far
failed
business of dinosaur-farming.
I still
love you, and I won't forget you.
Get
lost.
- CB
Chiba
Mamoru R: CRIIQUETTE BIGG
U
TLAKNG TOO ME!
Thu Feb
8 20:09:00 2001
HORSE
HOURSE
HWOURSHE
HWOURRSHEE
HWOOOARSHHCHEEE
WHOWSRUYSECH
OHREHCHESOEHYTEI
HEROCEHFHESIWEE
SHIROGIROGAMASUMINAMIYAGIMOKOMOKONUKUNUKUCUCKOOBOOBOODOODOO
HERSCHOWEORsheee
HWOURCHEEEE
HWORSCHEEEEEE
MOSHIMOSHIQUESTCEQUECEST?
HOWRCHEE
HWOURCHE
HWORCHE
HORCHE
Horche:
the hot rod named after the horse.
~*@CRICKET
BIG@*~
Ace
Whistler and King of the Jetsons
Chiba
Mamoru R: Cricket Big
STARTLING
UPDATE!!!!
Wed Jan
31 17:18:05 2001
Internet.
Woah... internet.
Friday 09/28/2001 8:04:22pm
Name: Leo
Chen
E-Mail:
None of your buisness
Homepage
Title: None of Your buisness
Homepage
URL: http://None of Your buisness
Referred
By: Friend
Location:
None of YOur buisness
Comments:
Mwh4h4h4h4h4h4h !'m 84ck. 4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4.
!'m
1ee2 4nd joo n02 h3h3h3h3.
Rijichan:
where?!
InariFoXchan:
on the hand!
Rijichan:
riji: HI JOE!*v* ::grabs his nuts::
InariFoXchan:
Uncontrolled compassion is a com away from smut.
TheRabidWombat:
I struggle everyday to add that com.
InariFoXchan:
You stand for great justice.
RaeStar86:
rof.
NegaverseKnight:
not laughing?
RaeStar86:
l
NegaverseKnight:
just rolling on the floor, eh?
TheRabidWombat:
I go.
TheRabidWombat:
Psats await.
NegaverseKnight:
.... I prefer a bed, but heck, whatever gets you ready for PSATs is good
for
you.
TheRabidWombat:
fuickty ou
TheRabidWombat
has left the room.
NegaverseKnight:
hm
NegaverseKnight:
the shame fills this room
!! HERK
!!
NegaverseKnight:
I feel like I'm not alive.
NegaverseKnight:
life is real...
NegaverseKnight:
that thing in the mirror is something others see and interact with
NegaverseKnight:
that voice that echos is mine
NegaverseKnight:
these people are my blood relatives, and my assigned educators, and my chosen
friends... what's up with that
MangaKat01:
Indeed.
NegaverseKnight:
the colors and noises and life and death and weather and sky and nature and
technology
and love and hate and rivalry and friendship... what the heck is it doing
NegaverseKnight:
it's all in a big stew
NegaverseKnight:
with carrots
NegaverseKnight:
and tomatoes
NegaverseKnight:
and I'm just trying to live my life in it
NegaverseKnight:
what the heck
MangaKat01:
I think we've all come to that realization...
NegaverseKnight:
...EXCEPT ME
MangaKat01:
Kinda dull huh? I wish we had giant
robots.
NegaverseKnight:
I LIVE IN THE CLOSET
NegaverseKnight:
life is what we make it
NegaverseKnight:
in a simple anime world where Army A and Army B go at it and Timmy gets put in
a prototype fighting suit, he probably wishes he were a leisurely student in a
cushy economy, going to school with friends and having fun
NegaverseKnight:
giant robots would still be cool
MangaKat01:
Yeah
NegaverseKnight:
except the underdog always has the superbot
MangaKat01:
Isn't that funny?
NegaverseKnight:
yes
MangaKat01:
What we have, we don't want, and the people who have what we want, don't want
what
they want.
NegaverseKnight:
you know who the underdog is now....
we, the brainwashed and powerful empire
of
america would be the villains and Osama Bin Laden would be sending a Gundam
after us
NegaverseKnight:
casualties abound for 51515 episodes until we send some bitchwhacker
supersuit/pilot
after him
MangaKat01:
The martial arts/sport of Shootfighting® is a recent creation. It had its
genisis
less than 25 years ago when a famous German
wrestler taught the art of real wrestling or
"shooting",
to a group of top Japanese martial artist.
NegaverseKnight:
and either a unique rivalry/honor/counterparthood arises, in which the duels
are never finished, therefore the destruction
continues until the last episode... OR
he falls
in love
MangaKat01:
Hwa Rang Do is a comprehensive martial arts system whose training encompasses
unarmed
combat, weaponry, internal training and healing techniques. Translated, Hwa
Rang Do
means "the way of flowering
manhood".
NegaverseKnight:
usually the love thing concludes itself shortly afterwards, or it takes on a
similar nature to the rivalry thing
NegaverseKnight:
Holy gay names, Batman!
NegaverseKnight:
my cup is half STUPID
MangaKat01:
HAH
MangaKat01:
I love philosophy.
NegaverseKnight:
optimist, pessimist, and moronist
NegaverseKnight:
My cup is half knocked over and it AAGGHHH BURNING MY CROTCH!!!!
MangaKat01:
HAHA
MangaKat01:
CROTCH
MangaKat01:
OW
NegaverseKnight:
hee
MangaKat01:
Oh ho ho let's all go to the mountains