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To all six-seven of
the dog fans, I apologize for about a year or two of inactivity.
Check this
out. It is your first taste of glorious
stupidity for a long time.
Notice how much my
style has changed. I'm out of it.
Help. Help the poor stupid
geese.
They need money and
services and they need you to DANCE AROUND STUPIDLY DOING THEIR
EVERY LAST BIDDING
IN AN IDIOTIC OUTFIT AND MAKING THEIR DIRTY STINKING MEALS TO THEIR
EXACT RIDICULOUSLY
PICKY PERAMETERS ALL FOR $0.00 A LIFETIME!!!
LET'S ALL DONATE
OUR CHARITABLE
HOSPITALITY TO SOME STINKING UGLY STUPID OVERLY AGRESSIVE WATERFOWL
WHO MOLEST OUR
CHILDREN, CRAP ON OUR CARS AND EAT OUR BREAD!!! YES!!! WE LOVE
THE GEESE!! THEY SUCK!!! GEESE SUCK!!!! I HATE
GEESE!!!!!!
This message
brought to you by the American Goose-lover's association.
LanseWht: Wow
LanseWht: All these
ppl and not 1 likes me
LanseWht: Heheheee
NegaverseKnight:
Gogurt
NegaverseKnight:
now you can squeeze and slurp, grab and glurp
NegaverseKnight:
embrace and reflect
NegaverseKnight:
write a 4-page essay on your findings
LanseWht: Lol
LanseWht: Heheheeee
LanseWht: Hes all
on the roof
NegaverseKnight: ?
NegaverseKnight:
roof?
LanseWht: Eating
Gogurt
LanseWht:
HAHAAHAAAA
NegaverseKnight:
did you steal the ladder?
NegaverseKnight:
who are you talking about
LanseWht: celing*
LanseWht: No
LanseWht: He can
walk on walls
NegaverseKnight:
this is your brain
NegaverseKnight:
this is your brain on drugs
NegaverseKnight:
this is the difference between your brain and your brain on drugs
NegaverseKnight:
this is nothing
LanseWht: Yep
LanseWht: /////
LanseWht: /^/
NegaverseKnight:
give me something funny
NegaverseKnight:
dog is reviving
MangaKat01 wants to
directly connect.
MangaKat01 is now
directly connected.
MangaKat01:
NegaverseKnight:
that's a picture
NegaverseKnight:
the people reading dog can't see that
NegaverseKnight:
what are you thinking?
MangaKat01:
MangaKat01:
MangaKat01: I
MangaKat01: AM
MangaKat01: thining
NegaverseKnight:
those are incompatible files
MangaKat01: Not
thinking
NegaverseKnight: I
can't even see them
NegaverseKnight:
let alone the dog readers
NegaverseKnight:
that's you in the spotlight
MangaKat01: Can't
you open them?
NegaverseKnight:
butchering our religion
NegaverseKnight: I
could if I wanted to
MangaKat01: One is
a comic page with samus
NegaverseKnight:
however, my overwhelming resentment towards you makes my face erupt into death
NegaverseKnight:
ooh
MangaKat01: The
other is a really funny scene from Captain N
NegaverseKnight:
allegiences dropped
MangaKat01: With
MegaTug
MangaKat01: I can't
truthfully call him Megaman
MangaKat01: BEcause
there is no way in God's green earth that THAT thing is MegaMan
MangaKat01: Hoo
golly
MangaKat01: It's
MegaTug
NegaverseKnight:
it's like that semi-muscular tights man with a zapper gun on MMII
MangaKat01: Yeah
MangaKat01:
Except...
MangaKat01: Green.
NegaverseKnight:
imagine rush
NegaverseKnight:
Yip! Yip!
MangaKat01: And
didn't he sound like a frog with a stoma?
NegaverseKnight:
no.
NegaverseKnight:
that was you.
NegaverseKnight: or
laurence of arabia.
NegaverseKnight:
let's flip a coin.
MangaKat01: I call
heads
MangaKat01: And
tails.
NegaverseKnight: I
call Zoobooks
MangaKat01:
Lawrence can have it if it stands on the side.
NegaverseKnight:
and I say
NegaverseKnight:
"why you sending me the books of zoo I not wanting"
NegaverseKnight:
and they say "the many colorful, detailed illustrations will help educate
your children about the exciting world of animals"
NegaverseKnight:
and I say "you need to educate you about the books I not wanting that you
mailing"
MangaKat01: Are you
a bad enough dude to wanting zoobooks?
NegaverseKnight:
look
NegaverseKnight:
all your zoobooks are belong to us for only $24.95 a year
NegaverseKnight:
and also we set up you the free tiger poster
MangaKat01: What
you say?
SmokeyHrs:
LunarIvy13:til my mom got on
SmokeyHrs:
LunarIvy13: and have been inhaling fumes ever since
NegaverseKnight:
meh
SmokeyHrs: You like
that idiot!
NegaverseKnight:
more than anything, I just hate Geese
Gogeta2478: LOL
Gogeta2478: let me
guess they shit on you?
NegaverseKnight: no
NegaverseKnight: on
YOU
NegaverseKnight:
they suck
NegaverseKnight: I
hate them
Gogeta2478: LOL
NegaverseKnight:
don't tell me you like geese
NegaverseKnight:
everyone hates them
Gogeta2478: i hate
them
NegaverseKnight:
why I was talking to my friend the other day
NegaverseKnight: he
hates them too
NegaverseKnight:
okay
NegaverseKnight:
that's good
Gogeta2478: i feed
the ducks and leeve the geese out
NegaverseKnight:
...those ducks... I wonder about them
NegaverseKnight:
they're pretty shifty too
NegaverseKnight:
but they can't be as bad as geese
Gogeta2478: LOL
NegaverseKnight:
one time I was going to my garage to get my bike
NegaverseKnight:
and there were geese in the car!!
Gogeta2478: LLOOLL
Gogeta2478: what
the hell
Gogeta2478: how?
NegaverseKnight: I
don't know
NegaverseKnight:
but I chased them out
NegaverseKnight:
and they bit me
Gogeta2478: lol
NegaverseKnight:
and I chased them off our property
Gogeta2478: thats
halarious
NegaverseKnight:
and I didn't see them again
NegaverseKnight:
but the car
NegaverseKnight:
the inside
Gogeta2478: well
they all look the same
NegaverseKnight: it
was full of crap
Gogeta2478: shit in
the car?
NegaverseKnight:
...
NegaverseKnight: no
NegaverseKnight: it
was just really messy
Gogeta2478: oic
Gogeta2478: dang i
cant stop laughing
Gogeta2478: LLOOLL
Gogeta2478: just
the thought of a goose driving a car LLOOLL
NegaverseKnight:
they don't have to use the horn
NegaverseKnight:
they just roll down the window
Gogeta2478: lol
NegaverseKnight:
oh, come on
Gogeta2478: they
have a built in horn
NegaverseKnight:
the first actually thought-out joke I make
NegaverseKnight:
and I get an lol
NegaverseKnight:
instead of an LOL
Gogeta2478: well
whatever
Gogeta2478: same
thing
NegaverseKnight:
maybe if I don't try I'll get more reacton
NegaverseKnight:
and then this guy was like
NegaverseKnight:
Hey
Gogeta2478: i guess
NegaverseKnight:
and I stopped it
NegaverseKnight:
and then he went home
NegaverseKnight:
and so they say it
NegaverseKnight: it
goes
NegaverseKnight:
there
Gogeta2478: umm
yeah?
NegaverseKnight:
you like that
NegaverseKnight:
BAAAAKAAAA
Gogeta2478: and what
did you just say?
NegaverseKnight: I
said it was big
Gogeta2478: oh ok
NegaverseKnight:
big as a bread box
NegaverseKnight: a
big one
Gogeta2478: dang
NegaverseKnight:
yup
NegaverseKnight:
and this one time there were these geese on my roof
NegaverseKnight:
they were doing something
NegaverseKnight:
and it kept me awake
NegaverseKnight: I
hate them
Gogeta2478: LOL
Gogeta2478: thats
finny
Gogeta2478: funny
Gogeta2478: just
buy a freakin shot gun and you got goose hunt simulator
Gogeta2478: there
are so many of them
NegaverseKnight:
then animal rights activists will defile me
Gogeta2478: i was
just kidding
NegaverseKnight:
right in public, it'll suck
NegaverseKnight: it
wasn't funny, it was very serious
NegaverseKnight:
think about stuff like that
Gogeta2478: ok
NegaverseKnight:
no, don't
NegaverseKnight: I
was kidding
Gogeta2478: oh
Gogeta2478: LOL
Gogeta2478: you
people are always lookin serious these days
NegaverseKnight:
how can you see me?
Gogeta2478: lol
Gogeta2478: u know
what i mean
Gogeta2478: i have
a GPS image of my house!!!!
Gogeta2478:
actually neighborhood
Gogeta2478: wanna
see?
NegaverseKnight: ok
NegaverseKnight:
and no
Gogeta2478 wants to
directly connect.
Gogeta2478 is now
directly connected.
NegaverseKnight: I
don't know what you mean
NegaverseKnight:
about us looking serious
Gogeta2478: mine is
on the right side
Gogeta2478: hold on
Gogeta2478:
Gogeta2478: se the
one on the right side?
NegaverseKnight:
yeah
Gogeta2478: like an
oval
Gogeta2478: i live
in there
NegaverseKnight:
about 30 of em
NegaverseKnight:
and neal too?
Gogeta2478: yup
Gogeta2478: i can
see his house and mine
NegaverseKnight:
coolness
Gogeta2478:
coolness?
NegaverseKnight:
you guys have boring rooves
Gogeta2478: wierd
word
Gogeta2478: MY ASS
NegaverseKnight:
they're all blue
Gogeta2478:
nevermind
NegaverseKnight:
they look the same
Gogeta2478: change
the house subject
NegaverseKnight:
umm
NegaverseKnight:
geese suck
Gogeta2478: i don't
like talking about my house
NegaverseKnight:
did Vegita tell you to learn Comticky?
Gogeta2478: yup
Gogeta2478: what is
it?
NegaverseKnight:
are you going to?
NegaverseKnight:
it's weird
Gogeta2478: if you
tell me what it is
Gogeta2478: ok
Gogeta2478: and zip
NegaverseKnight: I
don't really know how it works into the game
Gogeta2478: ok
NegaverseKnight:
but it's this thing Goten does
NegaverseKnight:
I'm not really sure what it is, I need to read more about it
NegaverseKnight:
info is hard to find
NegaverseKnight: I
don't think it's in Z
Gogeta2478: i c
Gogeta2478: do you
have a pic of your self
Gogeta2478: i know
i am changing the subject!!!
Gogeta2478:
Gogeta2478: thats
my house!!!!!
NegaverseKnight:
Gogeta2478: cool
Gogeta2478: i'll
give you one tommarow
NegaverseKnight:
NegaverseKnight: I
have MANY
Gogeta2478: col
Gogeta2478: cool
Gogeta2478: hold on
let me take a pic of myself
NegaverseKnight:
You have just
entered room "LanseWht Chat34."
Dermomon has left
the room.
Dermomon has
entered the room.
LanseWht:
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MangaKat01: Look
SuperSaiyan0021: do
many people!
MangaKat01: Kid
LanseWht: My
friends
LanseWht: Lol
SuperSaiyan0021:
brb
LanseWht: Ok
MangaKat01: I don't
think that my dog LIKES your leg.
Dermomon:
............
LanseWht: Leave if
NegaverseKnight:
dermomon?
Xatu2000 has
entered the room.
LanseWht: you want
NegaverseKnight: is
that the skin digimon?
MangaKat01: lol
LanseWht: SHUT
LanseWht: UP
LanseWht: .....
Xatu2000: hi
LanseWht: .......
LanseWht:
...............
MangaKat01:
Dermomon! Digivolve to....
Epidermomon!!!
Dermomon:
jkderjkfjkgftkllrvtgfy gu kcijjjjjjuy
Xatu2000: la la
la!!!
LanseWht: didig?
LanseWht: ????
LanseWht: What the
hell?
LanseWht: Digi?
Xatu2000: Digimn u
fool!!!
Dermomon: ::big
bommiethingy::
Xatu2000: jk
LanseWht:
AHHHHHHHHHH
LanseWht: *runs*
Xatu2000: *digimon
NegaverseKnight:
BOOGER
LanseWht: **runs**
Xatu2000: afk brb
LanseWht:
***runs***
Xatu2000 has left
the room.
MangaKat01: Cries
LanseWht:
*****trips******
MangaKat01: Cxries
LanseWht: **cries**
MangaKat01: And
then drinks BEEEERR
NegaverseKnight:
MARM MARM MARM MARM MARM
LanseWht: whins
NegaverseKnight: MY
ARM
Gohan12843535371
has entered the room.
LanseWht:
WHAAAAAAAAAA
NegaverseKnight:
MARM
LanseWht:
WHAAAAAAAAA
Dermomon: ::bigboomiethingymajig::
LanseWht: WHAAAAAA
NegaverseKnight:
HOLY FREAKIN FREAK
Gohan12843535371:
g2g
Gohan12843535371
has left the room.
NegaverseKnight:
wHY ARE THERE 2925927592174927921749149 ON YOUR NAME
NegaverseKnight:
HEY GET BACK HERE
LanseWht: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LanseWht:
hAHAHAAAAA
NegaverseKnight:
GUM
MangaKat01: This
room is suddenly stupid
LanseWht:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LanseWht: ooK
NegaverseKnight:
isn't that a sitcom?
LanseWht: CHARGE
Dermomon:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NegaverseKnight: oh
wait! All the sitcoms were suddenly
stupid!
LanseWht: **RUNS
OFF IN DISTANCE**
LanseWht has left
the room.
NegaverseKnight:
it's over
Dermomon:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NegaverseKnight:
the world sis gtehbg-ua-au0-vgft3e0g4t4eugy
NegaverseKnight:
egt
MangaKat01:
Cyber-Sects
NegaverseKnight: HA
NegaverseKnight: I
get it
NegaverseKnight:
I'm smart
NegaverseKnight:
HAHA
Dermomon: ANY1 LIKE
FF?
MangaKat01: FF
MangaKat01: Fatal
Fantasy!
MangaKat01: Final
Fury?
MangaKat01: Freakin
Freak?
NegaverseKnight:
imagine if instead of Cyboars, FUNimation made Cyber Insects
Dermomon: FINAL
FANASY
NegaverseKnight:
and called them Cyber Sects
MangaKat01: lol
MangaKat01: A lot
of people would tune into that.
NegaverseKnight: I
only like the final final fantasy
MangaKat01: And be
disappointed.
NegaverseKnight:
the one they'll never make
MangaKat01:
Fantastical Finale
Dermomon:
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
NegaverseKnight:
Final Fantasy Fantastical Finale
NegaverseKnight:
FFFF
MangaKat01: V
MangaKat01: FFFFV
MangaKat01:
FFFFTactics
Dermomon has left
the room.
MangaKat01: FFFFVII
MangaKat01:
FFFFXVII
NegaverseKnight:
AND DOUBLER FUZED WITH YAMCHA AND RANDOM FILLER SAIYAN TO FORM KABBACHI
MangaKat01:
Kabbachi?
NegaverseKnight:
AND HE WAS COOOL
MangaKat01:
Cabbage-CHEEE
MangaKat01:
Lettucoku
MangaKat01:
Cabbagillin
MangaKat01:
Head-chala
NegaverseKnight:
AND HE WAS FREIDNS WQITH PICAKLO AND THEN GOKU SAD HEY YOU Y AR YU SOOOOOO GAY
NegaverseKnight:
SHUT UP
NegaverseKnight:
SAID OOLONG
MangaKat01: Cabbage
Head-Chala!
NegaverseKnight:
AND HE HAD TEETH
SuperSaiyan0021 has
left the room.
NegaverseKnight:
AND MOOMY SAHYS teETH FIT IN OUR MTH
NegaverseKnight:
AND THATS EVIL
NegaverseKnight: SO
SHE MADE ME BREAK THEN OUT OFF MY OMNTH=
NegaverseKnight:
AND NOW I GUM THIngS
MangaKat01: With a
claw hammer?
NegaverseKnight: SO
TIEN SAID STUIUUUPID CELL GO HOME
MangaKat01:
Backwards?
NegaverseKnight:
AND CELL SAID MY HOME IS BIG
NegaverseKnight:
AND AND
MangaKat01: They
all had a party at Cell's
NegaverseKnight:
AND CAHOZUU SAID HAHhAHAHA HAAA
NegaverseKnight:
AND TEHY WENT TO cELLS
NegaverseKnight:
AND THEY ALL HAD A PARTY AT CELL'SA
MangaKat01 has left
the room.
NegaverseKnight:
AND GOGKU WQASNT INVITED AND HEW AS DEAD
NegaverseKnight: I
HATE YOJU
MangaKat01:
Geese...
Gogeta2478: yup
Gogeta2478: i know
Gogeta2478: you
hate them
MangaKat01: I hate
them
Gogeta2478: yup
Gogeta2478: me too
Gogeta2478: did
they shit on you?
MangaKat01: You
too?
MangaKat01: They
bombard my house!
Gogeta2478: whoa
MangaKat01: And
then they have sex all over my roof in the morning.
Gogeta2478: well
i'm lucky
Gogeta2478: LLOOLL
MangaKat01: It's
true
Gogeta2478: yeah
MangaKat01: They
just keep honking
Gogeta2478: my
friend also got bombarded
Gogeta2478: lol
MangaKat01: I love
Geese.
Gogeta2478: WHAT?
Gogeta2478: i'll
have to warn you mr.!!!
MangaKat01: I HATE
GEESE
MangaKat01: I love
hating Geese
Gogeta2478: oic
MangaKat01: I hate
loving Geese!
Gogeta2478: LOL
Gogeta2478: yup
MangaKat01: And
Geese...boy do they ever.
MangaKat01: GEESE
MangaKat01: Remember
them
MangaKat01: GOOSES
MangaKat01: It's
not like that
MangaKat01: It's
Geese
MangaKat01: Poop
and sex
MangaKat01: That's
what their about.
Gogeta2478: yup
Gogeta2478: exactly
Gogeta2478: they
just keep on honkin
Gogeta2478: soooooo
MangaKat01: Honk
MangaKat01: Geese
MangaKat01: Make
them yours
Gogeta2478: lol
Gogeta2478: LOL
NegaverseKnight: is
no one safe?
SmokeyHrs: Your mom
is.
SmokeyHrs: ha
MangaKat01: I never
thought you'd be frying over the zoobooks.