TheGodofDeathDuo:

I was safe!!

BAAH!!!

I was totally safe!!! By at least two or three seconds!!

BAAAAHHHH!!!!

I SAID SAFE!!!!!

BAAAHHH!!!

SAFE!!!!

BAAHH!!!

SAAAFE!!!!

BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Geez, ok, fine, out... just chill out...

BAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Holy crap... what's wrong with your eyes?!

BAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Oh man... no, no!

FWOOSH!!! FRRRSSHHHHHH...

NO! NOOOO-

locke1357: WHY

ssj3gohan0: huh?

locke1357: what did i ever do to you????

ssj3gohan0: what?

locke1357: you forgot?

locke1357: well geez you suck

ssj3gohan0: what the hell are you talking about?

locke1357: you just forget like that huh

locke1357: i se how it is

ssj3gohan0: wait

ssj3gohan0: fuck

ssj3gohan0: damn it

locke1357: youre like monkeys aunt

ssj3gohan0: give me chance, I fucking work 2 jobs

locke1357: never wanting to fess up

ssj3gohan0: Im barely at home

locke1357: well that still doesnt pay the rent!

ssj3gohan0: I don't fucking do anything..

ssj3gohan0: who is this?

locke1357: you dont even know me???

locke1357: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

locke1357: im leaving you you bastard

locke1357: and ill throw your child into the dumpster out back!

ssj3gohan0: lol

locke1357: goodbye! parting is such sweet sorrow!

ssj3gohan0: what did we name em now?

locke1357: oh wait with you it aint

locke1357: his name?

ssj3gohan0: ofcourse

locke1357: monkeywinklelegsex, the third

ssj3gohan0: lol

ssj3gohan0: who the hell is this shit

ssj3gohan0: mike?

locke1357: whos mike?

locke1357: this is monkeywinklelegsex, the second

ssj3gohan0: who the hell is this?

locke1357: dont you even recognize your own grandma???

locke1357: you threw me in that nursing home...

ssj3gohan0: fuck you

locke1357: and theyve forced me to do slave labor!

locke1357: theyre sooo mean

locke1357: i love you dear

locke1357: please get me out of here!

ssj3gohan0: lol

ssj3gohan0: fuck that

ssj3gohan0: edwin

locke1357: but not before i knock stupid mrs feldman off her ego trip at bingo...

ssj3gohan0: lol

locke1357: shes been ridin that thing way too long

locke1357: i know!

ssj3gohan0: alright edwin

locke1357: you can come stay with me at the home!

locke1357: well knock her off, together!

ssj3gohan0: lol

locke1357: and well throw our incest child into the dumpster out back together, as it should be done

ssj3gohan0: lol

locke1357: well my dear, i must go for now..

ssj3gohan0: latez

locke1357: please do not rape any more rabid monkeys while i am gone

locke1357: byebye my sweet...

ssj3gohan0: fuck you --0-846930886-966067424=:13735--

And now, the Klugman Revolution begins!

Klugman! Klugman! Klugman! Klugman!

NegaverseKnight: and dancing goats

NegaverseKnight: frolicking goats

MangaKat01: Skipping Ninomiyake.

NegaverseKnight: It thinks I want its banana. I'm the one who gave it that banana!!

MangaKat01: Eeeh....

MangaKat01: *smacks his head*

NegaverseKnight: ow, crickey! I'm gettin outta here, she's out to get me!

MangaKat01: HAhahahaha!

MangaKat01: Thunder Thunder thunder thunder Cats!

MangaKat01: Rrrroooowwwr....

NegaverseKnight: and thusly, I left and went to bed. and Just cried, for he was sad.

MangaKat01: Cried.

MangaKat01: And then drank

MangaKat01: BEEEEER!

NegaverseKnight: ok

NegaverseKnight: bye

NegaverseKnight: goat

NegaverseKnight: up

MangaKat01: Bye.

NegaverseKnight: 7

MangaKat01: Goat

NegaverseKnight: milk

NegaverseKnight: can

MangaKat01: down

MangaKat01: 5

NegaverseKnight: duck

NegaverseKnight: IN

MangaKat01: butter

NegaverseKnight: fork.

MangaKat01: bucket

NegaverseKnight: ninety

MangaKat01: Cork

MangaKat01: OUT

NegaverseKnight: elephant stick

MangaKat01: spoon

MangaKat01: twenty

NegaverseKnight: pasty bark

NegaverseKnight: eggplant

MangaKat01: Hephalump Bark

NegaverseKnight: Dickens

MangaKat01: Pasty mick

NegaverseKnight: leg

MangaKat01: Beanweed

MangaKat01: Perkins

NegaverseKnight: angelo

MangaKat01: arm

MangaKat01: Fellatio

NegaverseKnight: fence

MangaKat01: wall

NegaverseKnight: apparel

MangaKat01: Poop

NegaverseKnight: terrapin

MangaKat01: Turtlefuk

NegaverseKnight: amsterdam

NegaverseKnight: chicken

MangaKat01: oops!

MangaKat01: I meant funk

NegaverseKnight: sure

MangaKat01: Turtlefunk

It tastes like

*Chomp*

It tastes like

*Chomp*

It tastes like

Slim Shady!

NegaverseKnight: some people like

NegaverseKnight: to blow their noses

Im ashiDaDumbass: huh?

NegaverseKnight: till sticky stuff comes out

Im ashiDaDumbass: um..

Im ashiDaDumbass: are you watching me?

NegaverseKnight: then they throw the stuff away

NegaverseKnight: and the goats get it

Im ashiDaDumbass: cuz i was like, kinda about to blow my nose when you said that

Im ashiDaDumbass: cuz i had the tissue up..like..against my nose

NegaverseKnight: they add it to their mystery collection and toil at their evil schemes

NegaverseKnight: the goat saw you

NegaverseKnight: he reported to me

Im ashiDaDumbass: oh ok

NegaverseKnight: see, I bet you've been doubting these goats... but I assure you, my friend, they are quite real and quite capable.

If you pull a hamstring, you should go see a doctor.

If you go see a doctor, pull your hamstring! It's just common sense.

This message brought to you by the National Council of Practical Health.

NegaverseKnight: like e ear

NegaverseKnight: do it

Minako157: what?

NegaverseKnight: like e ear

Minako157: i dont get it...

NegaverseKnight: I'm sorry

Minako157: explain explain!! i'm slow

NegaverseKnight: I'm sorry

NegaverseKnight: I'll explain now

NegaverseKnight: like as in like, ear as in what you hear with, and e as in the letter e

Minako157: yeah i'm still confused.. oh well

NegaverseKnight: so tell me...

NegaverseKnight: are you a bigot?

Minako157: a what?

NegaverseKnight: or... a biggot even?

Minako157: r u trying to confuse me?

NegaverseKnight: a bigot is a person who is closed towards other ways of life, religion, or pretty much anything, however you wanna use it in a sentence

Minako157: whats bigot even?

Minako157 wants to directly connect.

Minako157 cancels request; no connection was made.

Minako157: *biggot

NegaverseKnight: my friend spells it wrong, and I looked it up but he still liked his spelling more

Minako157: okay

Minako157: ugh i swear this is confuse holly night

NegaverseKnight: poor holly

NegaverseKnight: I'll make it up to you

NegaverseKnight: wait till my scrambled eggs are done

NegaverseKnight: I'll give them to you

NegaverseKnight: they'll be tasty

Minako157: hehe no thanks my throat hurts to much

NegaverseKnight: how about a lasange?

Minako157: naw

NegaverseKnight: you sure?

NegaverseKnight: those are really helpful

Minako157: i'm good..

NegaverseKnight: they're like biggots for your throat

Minako157: ahh stop using that word

NegaverseKnight: what?

NegaverseKnight: for?

Minako157: noooooooooooooo

NegaverseKnight: like?

Minako157: nooo

I saw a movie. It was called "I Didn't Go See a Movie and you're a Gullible Idiot!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

It's coming to video soon. Please kill us all, movie!

And now, a poem:

Once

I saw

a fancy hat

Once

I ate

a baseball bat

Once

I wrote

a poem bad

That

Would be

this one, you cad!

The end.

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH

NegaverseKnight: bears eating bear meat, eating it good...

Lffootballkid68: SICKO

NegaverseKnight: S I C K O and Sicko was his name-o

Lffootballkid68: god i hate u and quit iming me

*Lffootballkid68 warns and blocks*

I love that guy. But he shall pay the reaper's toll. Count on it...

Is there anything else to put in here? Hmm...

NegaverseKnight: there is no time!

NegaverseKnight: how's your schooling?

McKenzieEady2: fine

NegaverseKnight: that's good

NegaverseKnight: I got a 103 for my mid-term in science

NegaverseKnight: the easiest class I've ever taken

NegaverseKnight: easier than lunch

NegaverseKnight: easier than period change

NegaverseKnight: easier than recess

NegaverseKnight: easier than advisory

McKenzieEady2: recess?

NegaverseKnight: recess

NegaverseKnight: that's the period where you learn about milking small rodents

NegaverseKnight: and/or front-line combat

don't forget, Albert Einstein says that time isn't real. So, you'd better

get your clocks, watches, and anything with "time" in/on it and get a refund!

It's all a fake I tell ya.