TheGodofDeathDuo:

Is that....could it be....OH NO!!! IT IS!!!!

From the pages of that one book from the long lost diary, Happy Slappy Monkeys part 5.48a

The Vile Andrew infested Richard Appendix!

If you didn't hear from nate (or maybe andrew, I KNOW nate found out but I

dunno if andrew got told) I gotted my appendix out monday and hung around

the hospital all day tuesday. now I'm back home but it hurts like a ferret

and I can't do anything strenuous or lift heavy things. sorry, derek, I

can't do stuff with/for you probably. gimme the date for the mowing of the

yard and I'll let you know if I can by then or not.

-a large, talking pinata full of goodies.

N8IAN: well well well...

Evilsdrug1: ...

N8IAN: why wait ..... grab a snickers

N8IAN: they're nice and tastey

Evilsdrug1: get milky way

N8IAN: yummmmmy.....you wanna snickers doncha?

Evilsdrug1: ...yeahhhh

N8IAN: I KNEW IT!!!!! animal

N8IAN: you people make me sick!

N8IAN: you and your snickers!

N8IAN: oh my god the humanity!!!

N8IAN: cant we all just get along

N8IAN: huh?

N8IAN: huh snicker-killer?

N8IAN: i hope you die!

N8IAN: i hope you never hurt another snickers ever!

N8IAN: jerk

Evilsdrug1: shut up!!!

Evilsdrug1: u r jamming the fucking computer!!!

N8IAN: oh sorry .....eat the snickers

N8IAN: by the way do you know a site to download dbz episodes?

Evilsdrug1: i have no clue...i'm not really THAT deep into anime

N8IAN: why'd you change your background?

Evilsdrug1: what back ground?

N8IAN: on the instant message

N8IAN: it was red

N8IAN: now yours is white

Evilsdrug1: what????

Evilsdrug1: how dare it!

Evilsdrug1: ::trashes around::

N8IAN: no.....you shut up......it was white

Evilsdrug1: Thrashes about

N8IAN: ::bites own arm off in fit of rage::

N8IAN: "oops"

Evilsdrug1: ::gets really horny

Evilsdrug1: with himself::

N8IAN: ::uses arm to hold up lamp::

Evilsdrug1: jump on his arm::

N8IAN: ::thrashing about while screaming in orgasmic pain and/or fury::

N8IAN: (for hours)

Evilsdrug1: (with greasy bain)

N8IAN: did you hear about richard?

N8IAN: he got his apppppppendix removed

Evilsdrug1: yea

Evilsdrug1: a pen dix?

N8IAN: no no no...

N8IAN: apen dicks

Evilsdrug1: that's what i mean

Evilsdrug1: ty

Evilsdrug1: -y

N8IAN: ?

N8IAN: and more?

N8IAN: "?"*

Evilsdrug1: Natate

N8IAN: (nay-tah-tay): Natate is a very skilled combination of two individuals, both named nate, other wise known as a fusion character. (websters dictionary)

Evilsdrug1: ohhhhhh

N8IAN: did i explain it?

Evilsdrug1: yes

Evilsdrug1: but u didn't include the part about the incincibility shit and all

N8IAN: oh sorry

Evilsdrug1: o yea

N8IAN: yum......snickers

N8IAN: brb

Evilsdrug1: miii-i-i-i-i-illlllllkkkkkk

Evilsdrug1: y way

N8IAN: monster........oh wait ...its just a milky way

N8IAN: eat it

N8IAN: kill it

N8IAN: get 'em now

N8IAN: get 'em!

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

Justin went to Alaska. Whee.

since you have left by now, I'm going to send you a pointless letter.

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N8IAN: Welcome to paridise.

Evilsdrug1: give me...

N8IAN: enjoy your stay

Evilsdrug1: satisfaction

Evilsdrug1: i demand...

Evilsdrug1: payment

Evilsdrug1: ...neeed foooood

Evilsdrug1: low horses

Evilsdrug1: high sheep

Evilsdrug1: oreo

Evilsdrug1: s

Evilsdrug1: b with the oreo

Evilsdrug1: learn with the oreo

Evilsdrug1: know the oreo for yourself

N8IAN: like an oreo paridise............oh the cream!

Evilsdrug1: yeaa

N8IAN: ahhhhhhh::sighs:: the cream

Evilsdrug1: oh the cramity of it all!

Evilsdrug1: cram goat

Evilsdrug1: trying to fiit him into a breif case

Evilsdrug1: bahhhh aabahhhhh!

N8IAN: i hear yah pal

Evilsdrug1: stuff him in

Evilsdrug1: bahhhhhhh

N8IAN: ok ill give it a shot

Evilsdrug1: muffled sounds

N8IAN: mmmbaaahhh...........bahhhhhmmmm

Evilsdrug1: and scratching sounds inside

N8IAN: stop scuffling around in there

Evilsdrug1: 1.... 2...

Evilsdrug1: buckle my shoe

Evilsdrug1: MY shoe

Evilsdrug1: 3...4.... shut the FUCKING door!

Evilsdrug1: 5....6... fondle my sticks

Evilsdrug1: 7....8....caught in the gate

Evilsdrug1: 9...10.... and a big fat hen

Evilsdrug1: greasy bain?

N8IAN: yah get 'em

N8IAN: datder snickers!

N8IAN: you wanna get 'em doncha son?

Evilsdrug1: yes mommy

Evilsdrug1: i do

N8IAN: go on ahead now........go get em' tiger

N8IAN: you fucking monster!!!!

N8IAN: i should kill you

Evilsdrug1: *sprawls onto the snicker*

N8IAN: how rude ....

N8IAN: what did it ever do to you?

Evilsdrug1: *eats the brown stuff*

N8IAN: huh?

N8IAN: huh snicker-killer? huh murderer?

N8IAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how could you?....your daddy was a snickers!

Evilsdrug1: i said, ate brown stuff

Evilsdrug1: i never said i ate my daddy

N8IAN: but....but ::head explodes::

N8IAN: muffled screams of agony in the lasting seconds of her life ....Nathans mother exclaimed quiety...."snickers"

just before she passed on

N8IAN: .....why?

Evilsdrug1: .......Nate stare at the brown stuff he just ate...wondering how he can c it

N8IAN: okokok just eat the snickers

Evilsdrug1: but he's daddy

N8IAN: so....

N8IAN: listen honey.....

N8IAN: mommy neads you to get rid of the evidence

Evilsdrug1: ok

N8IAN: then the bad men in the blue and white cars will stop taking mommy from you......ok so you know what to do........

Evilsdrug1: when roads hit back

N8IAN: and the sirens .....you remember....

N8IAN: go on...........go on

Evilsdrug1: ...??!?!?!@@##

N8IAN: ahhhhhhhhhh ahahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaa

"MY EVIL EMPIRE......RISE FROM THE DEPTS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evilsdrug1: spelling haahaahaa!

Evilsdrug1: d'oh...fiddlemegee

N8IAN: IM AS HAPPY AS A DARK PIGEON!!!!

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MangaKat01: The puppy?

Evilsdrug1: only a little bit

Evilsdrug1: after dark?

MangaKat01: Before death.

MangaKat01: With aloe vera gel.

Evilsdrug1: cream dark

MangaKat01: Gel dark.

Evilsdrug1: yomping is cool

MangaKat01: What about the long forgotten boiring?

MangaKat01: It's an art.

MangaKat01: Where you touch a puppy with a stick and it'll poop funny faces.

Evilsdrug1: acupuncture

MangaKat01: I do believe it's spelled, Butt-Humping.

Evilsdrug1: ::shakes his head::

Evilsdrug1: nu uh

MangaKat01: Then you try, Mr. McGee.

Evilsdrug1: no..

Evilsdrug1: i'm scared

Evilsdrug1: andrew's nick name for the band is pipe (and/or) bucket

MangaKat01: lol

Evilsdrug1: perdy cool, my name is Dreads

Evilsdrug1: for dread locks that i'm going to get over the summer

MangaKat01: Sure.

Evilsdrug1: u like dreds?

MangaKat01: Not on your CROTCH! You SICKO!

Evilsdrug1: .........

Evilsdrug1: just...

Evilsdrug1: one... more

Evilsdrug1: and i'll

Evilsdrug1: ::explodes::

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

Arthur's fantasy:

I have this thing. So I'll put it here....oooo.... Oh yeah. OH YEAH! RIGHT THERE! OH @#@%@ @#%#@^ #$^#$^ YESSSS!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Uh, I just stuck this here stick oup my ass. Then it made me orgasm.

Well, then come here you sex-crazed rascal you!

Ow, stop it mom!

(that was gross, but I had to do it...)

So then, because of that, I will sit in a corner and punish myself by watching Disney's Lion King and repeating the Hakuna Matata song over and over again.

a conversation with evilsdrug1 becomes an epic adventure as the tides of

conversation ebb and flow in a big basket with breading and some pretty

parsely sprigs around it.

NegaverseKnight: where'd you go???

NegaverseKnight: I missed you.

NegaverseKnight: NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO ME

NegaverseKnight: AM I THAT BAD???

NegaverseKnight: AM I THAT ANNOYING?????

NegaverseKnight: WHAT IS IT???????????????????

NegaverseKnight: ::explodes::

NegaverseKnight: that's it.

NegaverseKnight: until you answer me, you're gonna rue the day you didn't!

NegaverseKnight: which is today.

NegaverseKnight: I gues.s

NegaverseKnight: guess*

NegaverseKnight: yogurt

NegaverseKnight: yogurtEvilsdrug1: The last message was not sent because you

are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send

the message again.

NegaverseKnight: yogurt

NegaverseKnight: yogurtEvilsdrug1: The last message was not sent because you

are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send

the message again.

NegaverseKnight: yogurt

NegaverseKnight: nobody wants to hear it...

NegaverseKnight: I have so much to say...

NegaverseKnight: and no one to say anything to.

NegaverseKnight: nate can't even say shut up

NegaverseKnight: he probably just minimizes the window

NegaverseKnight: YEAH

NegaverseKnight: THAT'S IT

NegaverseKnight: he knows I agree to be quiet when he's busy

NegaverseKnight: so what does he do?

NegaverseKnight: not tell me to be quiet

NegaverseKnight: he knows I'll be nice and let him to his business.

NegaverseKnight: so, he decides to leave me in the dark.

NegaverseKnight: like a pirate

NegaverseKnight: or a thug

NegaverseKnight: or pirate

NegaverseKnight: a bad pirate

NegaverseKnight: with no face

NegaverseKnight: just a towel

NegaverseKnight: hung over the face

NegaverseKnight: the face he doesn't have

NegaverseKnight: the Red Towel

NegaverseKnight: yes

NegaverseKnight: he lives in a giant boat

NegaverseKnight: every room says nibbles on the door

NegaverseKnight: so you open the door

NegaverseKnight: and there's nothing in there

NegaverseKnight: and Red Towel comes up behind you

NegaverseKnight: and he grabs you

NegaverseKnight: and throws you

NegaverseKnight: throws you all over the place

NegaverseKnight: and if you fight back

NegaverseKnight: he just throws more

NegaverseKnight: he doesn't care about you

NegaverseKnight: he doesn't care about the kids

NegaverseKnight: he just wants to throw

NegaverseKnight: he chucks you out the window with no consideration

NegaverseKnight: watches you fall into the sea

NegaverseKnight: becuase...

NegaverseKnight: he's

NegaverseKnight: Red Towel the pirate.

NegaverseKnight: he has no remorse

NegaverseKnight: no compassion

NegaverseKnight: the towel is red from all the blood

NegaverseKnight: and there's a lot

NegaverseKnight: a whole lot

NegaverseKnight: of blood

NegaverseKnight: and yogurt

NegaverseKnight: which he has pumped into him with an IV

NegaverseKnight: because he doesn't have a face

NegaverseKnight: and he doesn't have a mouth

NegaverseKnight: he's just a towel

NegaverseKnight: all he can do

NegaverseKnight: is feel

NegaverseKnight: and hear

NegaverseKnight: so he hears you

NegaverseKnight: and throws you

NegaverseKnight: THROW

NegaverseKnight: in YOUR BOAT

NegaverseKnight: GENTLY OUT THE WINDOW

NegaverseKnight: MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY

NegaverseKnight: LIFE IS JUST A WINDOW

NegaverseKnight: that's what he would sing

NegaverseKnight: but remember:

NegaverseKnight: he has no face

NegaverseKnight: so he has no mouth

NegaverseKnight: so he can't sing

NegaverseKnight: he can only hear

NegaverseKnight: and feel

NegaverseKnight: and throw

NegaverseKnight: and throw he does

NegaverseKnight: yes Evilsdrug1: The last message was not sent because you

are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send

the message again.

NegaverseKnight: YES!!! HE CAN THROW!!!

NegaverseKnight: FOR HE IS RED TOWEL THE PIRATE

NegaverseKnight: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH!!!!

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH!!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH!!!!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH!!!!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH!!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: My name is George.

NegaverseKnight: Hi, George!

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH, GEORGE!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: Um...what?

NegaverseKnight: AGHGHGHGH---

NegaverseKnight: thud.

NegaverseKnight: drag.....drag....drag....drag.....plop! wump wump wump

wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump BAM!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: and thus, George tasted the nectar of death as he was

thrown

NegaverseKnight: down the stairs

NegaverseKnight: by Red Towel

NegaverseKnight: the pirate

NegaverseKnight: the end

NegaverseKnight: or is it...?

NegaverseKnight: part two:

NegaverseKnight: snappy the turtle

NegaverseKnight: Hi, I'm Snappy the Turtle.

NegaverseKnight: Hello, Snappy.

NegaverseKnight: TASTE THE NECTAR OF DEATH, SNAPPY!!!

NegaverseKnight: HAHAHAHAHA-huh?

NegaverseKnight: WHAM!!!

NegaverseKnight: AGH MY SKULL

NegaverseKnight: RED TOWEL, HELP!!!

NegaverseKnight: *grab*

NegaverseKnight: *THROW*

NegaverseKnight: whump!

NegaverseKnight: thud.

NegaverseKnight: Now, Snappy, taste the Nectar of--No!!! not me, Red

Towel!!!!

NegaverseKnight: agghh!!

NegaverseKnight: *grab*

NegaverseKnight: *THROW*

NegaverseKnight: *woosh!*

NegaverseKnight: crash!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: neeeeeiiiiir......

NegaverseKnight: SPLASH

NegaverseKnight: gurgle....

NegaverseKnight: BOOM!

NegaverseKnight: fizz....

NegaverseKnight: Snappy and Red Towel...

NegaverseKnight: face to no face....

NegaverseKnight: in a heated round of combat...

NegaverseKnight: CHOMP!!

NegaverseKnight: *grab*

NegaverseKnight: *THROW*

NegaverseKnight: WHAM!

NegaverseKnight: CHOMP!!!

NegaverseKnight: *grab*

NegaverseKnight: *THROW*

NegaverseKnight: WHAM!!!!

NegaverseKnight: Snappy's a goner...

NegaverseKnight: what??

NegaverseKnight: he's going for the towel!!

NegaverseKnight: CLAMP!!

NegaverseKnight: tug!!!

NegaverseKnight: gasp...Red Towel does have a face!!!

NegaverseKnight: get the eyes, Snappy!!!!

NegaverseKnight: Chomp!!!

NegaverseKnight: tug-tug

NegaverseKnight: poink!

NegaverseKnight: chomp chomp

NegaverseKnight: squish squish

NegaverseKnight: SQUISH

NegaverseKnight: gulp!

NegaverseKnight: good work, Snappy.

NegaverseKnight: he has no eyes.

NegaverseKnight: Suddenly:

NegaverseKnight: I am Bruce Lee. You have disgraced the name of my greatest

of all archenemies that are also pirates as well, namely this man before us

who is Red Towel the Pirate. you have proven that despite what he says he

does have a face that simply cannot be seen because of the towel that he

wears in front of it that I saw him remove one day, proving to me that he

does have a face, and also no one believed me because I am nothing but a

martial artist with littlle reputation for being honest about the true

secrets of pirates that they might be hiding behind a towel. I thank you

snappy the turtle but I must destroy you now for beating me to proving that

this man in fact has a face which he hid for so long from the people I will

show him to.

NegaverseKnight: and take credit for finding that out to after ending your

life so that you will not be able to claim the same thing truthfully unlike

me who will take credit for your efforts that no one will ever know you made

now except me.

NegaverseKnight: snappy the turtle: yes, but can you pilot giant mechanical

robot fighting suits in a combatant manner against me in combat to see who

is truly the greatest pilot of a giant robotic suit?

NegaverseKnight: Bruce Lee: I see you are challenging me to a fight using

robotic fighting suits.

NegaverseKnight: Snappy:

NegaverseKnight: yes.

NegaverseKnight: Bruce Lee: hahahhahahaahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

and again I say to you hhahahahaahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahh. and

yet again I laugh at your feeble self making threats,

hahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahah.

NegaverseKnight: Snappy: it is easy to talk big as you are doing now, but

the only way to prove oneself is to make actual combat as we should start

doing soon as to put a final end to this gruelingly long and lingering

dialogue scene between you and myself taking much time to state simple facts

and concepts often repeatedly.

NegaverseKnight: Bruce Lee: yes.

NegaverseKnight: to be continued.....

NegaverseKnight: part 3:

NegaverseKnight: the bingo tournament.

NegaverseKnight: the bingo tournament was held..

NegaverseKnight: Mrs. Feldman won with a commanding score of 7 bingos.

NegaverseKnight: X-Men: blast that Mrs. Feldman!!!!

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: let's kill her and drag her body out into a

field.

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops: you just want to eat her.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: shut up, you one-eyed freak.

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops: I have two eyes.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: Do I care???

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: besides, didn't I just say to shut up?

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops: do I care?

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: no one cares.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: you're not an X-Man anymore.

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops: that's right. they stuck you in X-Calibre.

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: what???

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: a crappy spinoff with 2nd rate characters

they made up off the tops of their heads last minute??

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: I think you've got Banshee in there too. I

forget.

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops: don't you know? it's YOUR group. it's been that

way a long time.

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: ugh, Banshee's annoying.

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: I dunno. I was pretty blasted for awhile

there...

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: gimme that gin you one-eyed freak!

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: I have two eyes...I think you meant cyclops.

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: and, no. it's my gin.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: give it to me you blue freak!!!

NegaverseKnight: grab!

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: gulp, gulp. gulp....oh yeah!! tha's duh

stuff.....

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: ...

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops: *shudder*

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: got's any more?

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: uhm, yeah, I--

NegaverseKnight: Cyclops grabs him and shakes his head

NegaverseKnight: Nightcrawler: n, no...

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: ah crap...well let's go eat us sum senior

citizens.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: *hic* hey fellas?

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: oh well... the more the merrier....and now

there's more for me...so I'm the merrier....er sumthin lik that.

NegaverseKnight: would you like to join the game, si-

NegaverseKnight: GrraaahhH!!!!

NegaverseKnight: FCHINK!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: AGghGHH!!!

NegaverseKnight: Slash!!!

NegaverseKnight: Hack Slash Gash Slash Hack!!!

NegaverseKnight: heh...

NegaverseKnight: chew

NegaverseKnight: chomp

NegaverseKnight: chew

NegaverseKnight: gnaw

NegaverseKnight: gump

NegaverseKnight: gulp*

NegaverseKnight: chomp

NegaverseKnight: chew

NegaverseKnight: chomp

NegaverseKnight: snap

NegaverseKnight: chew

NegaverseKnight: gulp

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine sits down and covers the corners of his board

with markers.

NegaverseKnight: wolverine calls out, Bingo!

NegaverseKnight: wolverine reads his numbers for the bingo caller, too

petrified to ask him first.

NegaverseKnight:

umm...sirr.....we...a.re.nt.....play..in...g....fo..our...corn...er..s...

NegaverseKnight: FCHINK!!!!

NegaverseKnight: GUWWAAAHAHAH!!!!

NegaverseKnight: SLASH CUT SLICE GASH WOUND HURT KILL!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: Chomp

NegaverseKnight: chew

NegaverseKnight: chomp

NegaverseKnight: bite

NegaverseKnight: eat

NegaverseKnight: feast

NegaverseKnight: wolverine has eaten the bingo caller.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine goes room to room eating all the residents at the

retirement center, and all the nurses and aids he finds in the halls.

NegaverseKnight: soon, wolverine has eaten every living being in the

retirement center.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine finds a shady corner and plays Pokemon Pinball

for several hours.

NegaverseKnight: wolverine walks out into a field.

NegaverseKnight: several velociraptors approach him

NegaverseKnight: Raptor A: Hisss....GRAAAHKKK!!!!

clik-clik-clik-clik-clik!!!!

NegaverseKnight: Raptor B: grrr....gragghgh...GRAKKK

Garrrhhgghghh....Hisss.....drool...

NegaverseKnight: Raptor C: Goat goat goat goat....

NegaverseKnight: Raptor A: GERRAACCKKKK GARRGHH HISS!!!

NegaverseKnight: raptor A whacks Raptor C over the head

NegaverseKnight: Raptor C: go...hiss...grraaaghh...

NegaverseKnight: Raptor A nods affirmingly.

NegaverseKnight: wolverine: ....you wanna piece of me, boys?

NegaverseKnight: A, B and C nod in unison.

NegaverseKnight: Wolverine: well then...let's get it on....

NegaverseKnight: to be continued....

And now.....WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN TOUCHING YOURSELVES FOR!!!

NegaverseKnight: hey, seeing you is quite a rare treat.

TheRabidWombat: tacos

TheRabidWombat: I know

NegaverseKnight: goin to Grover's party ma bobber tomorrow?

TheRabidWombat: you too

TheRabidWombat: yes

TheRabidWombat: for part, at least

NegaverseKnight: lovely.

TheRabidWombat: you?

NegaverseKnight: yeah.

TheRabidWombat: cool

NegaverseKnight: gettin' him anything?

TheRabidWombat: :|

NegaverseKnight: I don't know if I am or not, I'd have to get it tomorrow.

TheRabidWombat: I hadn't thought about it

TheRabidWombat: what whould he enjoy, anyway?

TheRabidWombat: dbz

TheRabidWombat: anime

TheRabidWombat: and ?

TheRabidWombat: I guess thats it

NegaverseKnight: my idea was manga or anime...but, he owns so much manga...I'd have to introduce him to a brand new series if I wanted something he didn't have.

TheRabidWombat: yeah, I was just thinking that

NegaverseKnight: and, I don't know what series that would be.

NegaverseKnight: he probably has the more well-known ones.

TheRabidWombat: its worse for an anime barely-initiated person like myself

NegaverseKnight: lol

NegaverseKnight: I'm slowly, slowly working on broadening my horizons...

TheRabidWombat: yes

TheRabidWombat: hhmmm

TheRabidWombat: gift certificate?

NegaverseKnight: but where to?

NegaverseKnight: a book store probably.

TheRabidWombat: do the local book stores have anything?

TheRabidWombat: lol

NegaverseKnight: books a million definitely has manga.

TheRabidWombat: great minds think alike

TheRabidWombat: goood

NegaverseKnight: I got one there.

TheRabidWombat: ok

TheRabidWombat: I'd get that, but It would leave you with nothing to do

NegaverseKnight: I could just rip the price tag the rest of the way off and wrap it up, since I don't think I'll be getting the rest of the series, soon at least.

NegaverseKnight: but knowing him he probably has the thing.

TheRabidWombat: that would work

TheRabidWombat: he has everything+2

TheRabidWombat: its amazing

NegaverseKnight: yes.

NegaverseKnight: let's buy him a goat.

TheRabidWombat: did you know he has reboot toys from when it very first came out?

NegaverseKnight: really?

TheRabidWombat: before Cartoon Net. took it up

TheRabidWombat: yea, he has some old hack&slash figures

TheRabidWombat: I don't know about anything else

TheRabidWombat: my computer....

TheRabidWombat: anything I minimize, the picture stays on the background...

NegaverseKnight: lol

TheRabidWombat: frisbee?

TheRabidWombat: lol

NegaverseKnight: random backgrounds I have set at one time like the clouds or (set as background right click option) MIE backgrounds will come on during startup and shutdown for awhile.

TheRabidWombat: yea, that happens to me too

TheRabidWombat: windows glitch

TheRabidWombat: i thunk

NegaverseKnight: bringing mr lumpy tomorrow, are you?

TheRabidWombat: YES

NegaverseKnight: sweet.

TheRabidWombat: if it were nate, nate or wally or something, I might buy them a frisbee

TheRabidWombat: but Grover doesn't enjoy it enough

TheRabidWombat: I think I'll go for that gift certificare

NegaverseKnight: let's buy Grpver a stuffed toy.

TheRabidWombat: lol

TheRabidWombat: do it

NegaverseKnight: hey, I could buy him a new watch for that one the dude screwed up today.

TheRabidWombat: great idea!

TheRabidWombat: he'd appreciate that

NegaverseKnight: dunno how and where and when.

TheRabidWombat: the watch?

NegaverseKnight: or was it yesterday the guy did that? I forget.

TheRabidWombat: you could find one at the mall

TheRabidWombat: and it was yesterday or the day before

NegaverseKnight: yeah. I could get him a DBZ one or something, lol, if it wasn't the dumb looking one at least.

NegaverseKnight: depends on when the mall opens tomorrow.

TheRabidWombat: you'd have a hard time finding one not looking gay as hell

NegaverseKnight: lol

TheRabidWombat: they're all designed for 2nd graders..

NegaverseKnight: yes

TheRabidWombat: ha

NegaverseKnight: I'll buy him a World's Best Grandma mug.

TheRabidWombat: LOL

NegaverseKnight: he'd laugh his anus off.

TheRabidWombat: Do it!

TheRabidWombat: i was going to say something

TheRabidWombat: then I forgot

NegaverseKnight: yes.

TheRabidWombat: Are you going to get that mug?

NegaverseKnight: maybe.

TheRabidWombat: ok

NegaverseKnight: if I can find one.

NegaverseKnight: that's dirt cheap.

TheRabidWombat: if you aren't, I will

TheRabidWombat: I have to go out and get him something...

NegaverseKnight: you want to? I might not be able to.

TheRabidWombat: sure

NegaverseKnight: my parents wouldn't shell out as much money for a joke gift idea as they would a real one.

TheRabidWombat: I'll see if i can find a mug, or something else funny

NegaverseKnight: I could get him a DBZ wall scroll, those are kinda cool.

NegaverseKnight: some of them.

TheRabidWombat: yea

TheRabidWombat: he likes them too

NegaverseKnight: he does?

TheRabidWombat: he has some pokemon ones, I think

NegaverseKnight: you know this as a fact?

NegaverseKnight: ooh.

TheRabidWombat: no

TheRabidWombat: not a fact

TheRabidWombat: educated stupidity

TheRabidWombat: HEY

TheRabidWombat: I remembered

NegaverseKnight: shoot.

TheRabidWombat: we could save this conversation

TheRabidWombat: I have to go. I'll get that present...

TheRabidWombat: see you tommorow

NegaverseKnight: ok.

TheRabidWombat: whatever

NegaverseKnight: I'll save this.

TheRabidWombat: me too

TheRabidWombat: bye

Now we must wiggle something. Observe: Wiggle wiggle. Wiggle. OOOOOOOOOOO!!! YESSSS YESSS!

That was a loose tooth. Couldn't you tell?

locke1357: YOU

MangaKat01: Me

locke1357: yep

locke1357: i noticed you put book of dog stuff up on your site

MangaKat01: I DID NOT!!!

MangaKat01: YOU LIE!

MangaKat01: ARRGH!

MangaKat01: LIE!

MangaKat01: LIAR!

locke1357: I HAVE EVIDENCE

MangaKat01: Yep. I did.

locke1357: heh

locke1357: i read most of em

MangaKat01: Disturbing, yes?

locke1357: the last few got kinda boring though

locke1357: ive already read most of those, courtesy of riick

MangaKat01: Well thanks a lot.

locke1357: they werent a big surprise

MangaKat01: You are a pinata full of Contraband.

MangaKat01: Contraband!

locke1357: thank you

locke1357: is our first convo going up there?

MangaKat01: I think you must be my only REAL friend.

locke1357: the therapy session....

MangaKat01: Huh?

MangaKat01: I don't know.

MangaKat01: If I have it.

MangaKat01: Which I doubt I do.

locke1357: you stil have it?

locke1357: i think i do

locke1357: on my other comp though

MangaKat01: Then send it. I'll put it in the next one.

MangaKat01: Anyway, you're my only real friend.

locke1357: ill email it a little later if youre not on

locke1357: how so

MangaKat01: Because you're the only one who bothered to IM me.

locke1357: heh

locke1357: i must be

MangaKat01: I'll take everybody but you off my buddy list.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Well, not really.

locke1357: i figured

MangaKat01: But I'll IM all them and tell them how hurt I feel.

locke1357: ahahah

MangaKat01: And that I hope they think about how they ruined my life.

locke1357: tell them theyve scarred you for life

MangaKat01: And I'm going to go kill myself.

MangaKat01: Yeah!

locke1357: and how their gonna pay for your therapy

MangaKat01: And my funeral if it all doesn't work out.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: And I'll make them do the obituary.

MangaKat01: Without note cards.

locke1357: hahaha

MangaKat01: Just from memory.

MangaKat01: Uhh....Justin was....uhm....profound....and uh....

MangaKat01: He.....like lemurs.

MangaKat01: The end.

MangaKat01: end

MangaKat01: By Marcus whitehrs.

MangaKat01: Whithers

MangaKat01: Marcus.

locke1357: lol

locke1357: no, itll be more like

locke1357: he was... uh.. (who was it again?? justin? who) well anyways, he was... a ... person... and then he, like, died. that is all

MangaKat01: Lidigation for them all.

locke1357: yep

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

Subject: Rockman (Mega Man) hentai

MangaKat01: Rockman....???

MangaKat01: lol

MangaKat01: That's funny.

MangaKat01: I thought they were robots.

MangaKat01: They must hook modems to eachother.

MangaKat01: And trade porn.

MangaKat01: It takes no time at all.

Shiogama Duo: haha

MangaKat01: It's like, "Greetings. *clikc* Wow. That was great"

MangaKat01: He has to charge his megabuster.

MangaKat01: And he shoots it into the....whatever...it is.

MangaKat01: The Input.

Shiogama Duo: hahaha

MangaKat01: And Roll goes, "Oh....it's dripping down my output...."

MangaKat01: Error.

Shiogama Duo: wow

MangaKat01: Rush! Come lick it up!

MangaKat01: *bark*

MangaKat01: Rush drinks it and explode.

MangaKat01: *explodes

Shiogama Duo: ^^:;

A touching song. Love it love it!

Oh When I come up from

'round the horn

I found a gal

what makes me beam

she holds me

in her supple flippers

Darlin' lady

of my dreams!

Manatee! Sweet Manatee!

Your mustache bristles

tickle me

in places no one ever sees

my soft and loving Manatee!

I found her bobbin'

in the surf

her briney smile

enchantin' me

we hauled her up

and gave her lovin'

a bouyant lass

you would agree!

Manatee! Sweet Manatee!

My buxom bovine

from the sea

Oh, won't you come and

Marry me?

My warm and flaccid

Manatee!

Sung by a howling band of Cephalopods and Lagamorphs.

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.