TheGodofDeathDuo:

Would you go out with a dog if it were hot?

Would you go out with a burger if it were ham?

The Book of Small Spinning Disks: The Idiot Chronicles part 43

Evilsdrug1: more?

NegaverseKnight: less.

Evilsdrug1: ...

Evilsdrug1: 2 men

Evilsdrug1: oh boys

Evilsdrug1: maybe even more...

Evilsdrug1: but u can't tell cause it's all twisted out of shape

NegaverseKnight: Justin called me...and...ummm...

NegaverseKnight: lol

Evilsdrug1: geez! that stupid slut!

Evilsdrug1: he is soooooooooooo weird!

Evilsdrug1: agh

Evilsdrug1: cough*

Evilsdrug1: woh got

NegaverseKnight: woh got?

NegaverseKnight: woah goat

NegaverseKnight: woah goat.

NegaverseKnight: woah goat!!!

Evilsdrug1: sumthin *hack* caught...in my

NegaverseKnight: WOAH, GOAT!!!

Evilsdrug1: throught

NegaverseKnight: WOOOOOAHHH!!

Evilsdrug1: ride mount goat baby

NegaverseKnight: ride...mount....goat...baby?

Evilsdrug1: he

Evilsdrug1: ....she

Evilsdrug1: ...they...

NegaverseKnight: it.

Evilsdrug1: drink...

Evilsdrug1: eat...

NegaverseKnight: ever hear of gaseous nourishment? I call it Gere.

Evilsdrug1: ...eh?

NegaverseKnight: the only gere I ever found was regular air.

NegaverseKnight: instead of eating or drinking, I forget what, but I had a

new word.

Evilsdrug1: oh

Evilsdrug1: yomping and boiring?

NegaverseKnight: hesking.

Evilsdrug1: hesking?

NegaverseKnight: yeah yeah yeah, that's a good one.

Evilsdrug1: ohh god yeaahhh

Evilsdrug1: yomping is da bomb though

NegaverseKnight: yomping is impolite.

NegaverseKnight: you should hesk your food neatly.

Evilsdrug1: yomping is good for the soul ! hey! the romans did it!

NegaverseKnight: screw the romans!!!

Evilsdrug1: like u greeks are any better!!

Evilsdrug1: grrr

NegaverseKnight: BITE ME!

Evilsdrug1: stupid heskers

Evilsdrug1: i'll do more then that...i'll yomp ya!

NegaverseKnight: eat me.

Evilsdrug1: i'll kibble ya

NegaverseKnight: kibble me to bits?

Evilsdrug1: yes

NegaverseKnight: lean?

Evilsdrug1: cuisine

Evilsdrug1: bucket?

NegaverseKnight: upside down.

NegaverseKnight: upside down bucket.

NegaverseKnight: makes a good hat.

Evilsdrug1: +69

Evilsdrug1: 69bucket

Evilsdrug1: an sn

Evilsdrug1: 69bucket69

NegaverseKnight: sdgfhgeshrhfrthurt6

NegaverseKnight: BYE MY MONKEY

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

Lance the Lunch Meaty will be there. There waiting. Waiting for the backseat goat. Goat in the backseat, backseat goat. Ohhhhhh goat. OHHHHHHHH GOAT!!!

Kiwi Lemur! Lime Goat! Mango Weasil! Orange Bear! Papaya Badger! UNITE!

And then....

MangaKat01: Hey there you jazzy cat you.

TheGodofDeathDuo: moo-moo-moo.

MangaKat01: Correction: Meow-meow-meow.

TheGodofDeathDuo: oink-oink-oink.

MangaKat01: Poo-poo-poo

MangaKat01: I demand we have a bull fight....me vs. you.

TheGodofDeathDuo: nice match.

TheGodofDeathDuo: sorry about your eye.

TheGodofDeathDuo: better luck next time, buddy.

MangaKat01: *phew* No hard feelings.

MangaKat01: Oh and you might want to pick that up...it's gross just hanging there.

TheGodofDeathDuo: hey, I hear girls like it.

TheGodofDeathDuo: you should let it do that too.

MangaKat01: I also hear girls grant wishes if you put them in soup.

MangaKat01: Yeah, well mine is made of metal.

MangaKat01: Still?

TheGodofDeathDuo: go for it.

MangaKat01: And where the hell did that go run off to?

MangaKat01: That thing....

MangaKat01: Whatever it was.

MangaKat01: You know, with the big ear.

MangaKat01: And the leg.

TheGodofDeathDuo: John?

MangaKat01: No, the goaty looking thing. I know where John went.

MangaKat01: I'll just have to wait a few days to get HIM back.

TheGodofDeathDuo: Nate?

MangaKat01: And he'll smell funny.

MangaKat01: No, no, Nate went to Alaska.

MangaKat01: When I sneezed, remember?

MangaKat01: And he hit the plane?

MangaKat01: You know what I'm talking about! The thing that bit you and then raped Andrew!

MangaKat01: Then it peed on me.

MangaKat01: Not neccesarily in that order...

TheGodofDeathDuo: the golf biscuit frog salad lemur?

MangaKat01: Yeah! That.

MangaKat01: Where did it go?

MangaKat01: I wanted to interview it.

TheGodofDeathDuo: it crawled inside its own pouch,

TheGodofDeathDuo: and vanished.

MangaKat01: Oh well.

MangaKat01: Hey I gotta go.

MangaKat01: Bye.

TheGodofDeathDuo: BYE

A leather glove. You're an idiot. My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

My dog...

No mine!

Mine!

*pulls on dog*

Rrrrgh!

GRRRR!

*yipe yipe!*

*dog rips in half*

Awww SH*T!!!

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

Then Andrew said, "I think I'll go off and do something really EVIL....Hehehe....

So he went into a fancy restaurant and ate all the free crackers and left. Then he walked into a laundro-mat and mixed lights with darks. Then he left. Then he went into a library and rearranged the books. Then he had sex with woodland creatures. Then he pooped on a dog. Then he left the Library. Then he went into McDonalds and hit on the cardboard cut-out of Ronald, where he can still be seen today. Go look! Now! While you still can!!!

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

*CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS*

*CLOWN ENTERS*

Clown: Squeak! Pop, BAZOOOMM!!!! GOAT! GOAT!!! GOAT!!!!!! swirl.

thunder thunder pikadfjlfihiou pika pikaowijoipotpuouadofofd

*CLOWN DIES*

*CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS*

*IN COMES GOATS*

*GOATS DANCE*

Goats: BAHAHAHABAHAHA BAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA A AH AA

HAHAhAVBvbbBbBBABABAbABAbbbAAAAAAABAAbAABaAAABAABAuahahahab abaha ahabaha

aaha aha ahab ahahbabahabaahahbbahaaaaaahahvaya ahbbhahabaab

KUMBAAAAAAAAHHHHYA MLORD KUMBAAAAAHHHYA!

*GOATS CART OFF DEAD CLOWN*

*GOATS TAKE A BOW*

*GOATS DIE*

*CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS*

*CIRCUS EXPLODES*

The cum on the cat's mouth?

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

my friend dug up some people under the AOL Instant Messenger buddy search

category "Fashion." there's a real winner crowd, abercrombiegurl_4u, etc...

One is a real slut/whore thingy. I asked her if she'd cyber me since she

expressed interest in doing it with just about any offerers.

so, we meet again and we're finally going to get down to the nitty gritty

procedure known as "cyber-sex"...as this conversation shows.

cheerchic1404: how are you?

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

cheerchic1404: well....lets get it on?

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I'm new at this though...so I won't be any good.

cheerchic1404: oh yeah...did i talk to you last night?

TheGodofDeathDuo: sunday.

cheerchic1404: oh thatts right

cheerchic1404: opps i g2g

cheerchic1404: bye

TheGodofDeathDuo: bye

TheGodofDeathDuo: when do u want to?

cheerchic1404: want to what?

TheGodofDeathDuo: ya kno.

TheGodofDeathDuo: cyber.

cheerchic1404: well have you ever done it?

TheGodofDeathDuo: not on IM.

TheGodofDeathDuo: this other, weird chat room thing once, but it's not

really the same on there.

cheerchic1404: well ill try to talk ya through it

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

cheerchic1404: have you ever had real sex

TheGodofDeathDuo: nope.

cheerchic1404: well then its going to be hard

TheGodofDeathDuo: I'm not clueless or nothin, I know about it.

cheerchic1404: *you slip your tounge in my mouth and we start making out

slowly and hard

TheGodofDeathDuo: we goin to or you explaining it?

cheerchic1404: im starting it and you have to improve sexually

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok

cheerchic1404: so its your turn

TheGodofDeathDuo: *starts undoing your shirt very slowly*

cheerchic1404: you pul me up on you lap grabing my ass...making out harder

TheGodofDeathDuo: puts one arm around her and pulls closer...

TheGodofDeathDuo: reaches behind his back...

TheGodofDeathDuo: pulls out a switchblade and gashes her throat ten times.

at this point, i didn't want to hear her complaining and I decided to put

her on block.

after a few minutes, I took her off to see if she sat there talking to no

one for awhile.

she wasn't talking to me any longer so I spoke to her again.

TheGodofDeathDuo: hi there, nice to meet you. my name's Duo.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I pilot a giant robot fighting machine, called a Gundam.

cheerchic1404: shut up ass

TheGodofDeathDuo: they call it that because they make them out of

"Gundanium."

then she signed off.

sigh...

there goes my twenty-second cyber-whore.

*laughs insanely for several minutes*

The moral of this story? Don't be a slut.

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

So kids, why should you do what we say? Cause we said it! SO DO IT!

One time, I was sitting on my porch and I saw this little rabbit walk over to my neighbors Doberman, and the rabbit it was like, "......" and the Doberman was like, "Grrrrrr...." and the rabbit got closer, and then the Doberman was like, "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" and then the rabbit backed off and the Doberman wasn't chained so it chased the rabbit, and then the rabbit was all, "......" and it got cornered, and so I shot the Doberman with a cannon and the Doberman was all, "*squish*" and the rabbit was all, "....." so I picked up the rabbit and took it to my room and put it in a cage and it was all, "...." and then I got some of the Doberman's remains who were all like, "....." just like the rabbit, and then I put them in a blender, and it was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..." and then I put them in the Rabbit's cage with lettuce and the Rabbit ate it all, and then the Rabbit pee'd, so I shot the Rabbit with the cannon. Uh, I gotta go now. G'night.

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MWAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHgAHAHGAHAGHGWGAHHAGHAHGHEWGAHAHAHAH

heheheheheheeheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheh

hehehehehehehBUTTERhehehehehehehehehehhNEED

BUTTERheeheueueheheheehehhNOWW!!!!

*goes on a killing spree*

*robs the grocery store of all butter*

*takes it to his "Mother"*

*gets all the butter in the world, and kills a good 67% of the population

while doing so, leaving Justin and Andrew as the only people alive*

*dies*

*the "Mother" is a large goat statue. it comes to life and begins creating

large tanks out of the butter and spawns little goats to pilot them...and

sends them after the north pole*

*Andrew and Justin are forced to continue the human race by reproducing, and

within minutes they have a whole lot of ugly little children*

*the children fight the goats in the butter tanks but lose*

*the big mother goat kills the north pole*

*the planet explodes*

*Nate wakes up..."that was a scary nightmare" he says as he gets out of bed.

he is in space, after the planet blew up. he happened to be dreaming what

was really happening. then...he goes to school the next day and stabs

andrew in the eye and sees his leg fall off. then he stuff justin inside

his own mouth and goes bowling with his newly round figure. when he can't

pick up a split he gets mad and blows up the already destroyed planet,

killing the remaining 69% of the population. then he goes to the mall and

smokes out front to look cool. a sheep wrestles him to the ground and

sticks lottery tickets in his mouth, then puts a big fuzzy turtleneck on

him. nate gradually dies as he explodes to pieces suddenly. justin calls

nate over to him, and nate grab's justin's hand and vows to avenge his

death. then justin explodes to bits and dies over a course of several

millenium. nate juggles on the street. justin goes to nate's funeral after

he blew up. then the sheep came back. it was then that nate knew that he

then knew that it was that that he suddenly then knew. but he forgot. so

he unsheathed Andrew and challenged the sheep to a duel. The sheep scoffed

and got out a reel of lottery tickets. they lept at each other with cruel

intent, but suddenly justin turned on the radio. the sheep paused and

listened to the lottery winnings. knowing he stole the entire roll, and

that one was bound to be right, he ran off for his prize. when he got to

the lottery...thing...place...whatever, bill jumped him and his hatch opened

up. three ducks came racing out and attacked the sheep with their paint can

lids. But the sheep stuffed tickets in their mouths. then he rolled them

up in a giant turtleneck and kicked them down the street. so, only one

person could stop nate and his tickets, a sheep with a radio. it attacked

nate and killed him. then everyone died when the planet blew up.

And then???

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

So why don't we go through the recipe? First of, you'll need a large mixing bowl, a cheese grater, and a big wooden spoon. You'll also need:

1 cup death

2 tablespoons pain

1 1/2 cups torture

4 oz. fear (chopped, not strained)

5 lbs. fresh veggies

3 or 4 people

1 small goat

1 more cup death

1 video of The Best of Bob Sagget

Mix it all together in the bowl, being careful to stir COUNTERCLOCKWISE! Goats hate going clockwise, and might explode. When it's all mixed, it should be a uniform color of either purple or the color of Rush Limbaugh's buttocks. Pray it's purple. Then, put in oven until frozen, but don't turn the oven on. Once frozen, grate it using the cheese grater. Revenge goes great with crackers and mayo. Makes 3 servings, refrigerate after opening. USDA approved, dolphin safe. NASA tested, mother approved. I like fishes cause they're so delicious!

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