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Chiba Mamoru R: yo

Supathug147: hey

Chiba Mamoru R: scrap book time

Supathug147: who is this

Chiba Mamoru R: chris

Chiba Mamoru R: u ready 4 scrapbook time?

Supathug147: leonick

Chiba Mamoru R: its Chris C

Supathug147: whats ur last name

Chiba Mamoru R: the C is for Crazy

Chiba Mamoru R: cuz u gotta be Crazy to like scrapbook time

Chiba Mamoru R: lol, I made a joke

Chiba Mamoru R: bye

Supathug147: ok

Supathug147: who are u

Chiba Mamoru R: CHRIS CRAZY

Chiba Mamoru R: BYE

Chiba Mamoru R: *explodes in a puff of feathers*

Welcome to Theology, and the breaking of it.

Directed by: fill in later

Translated by: fill in later

Distributed by: XXROM-MASTERXX

Opening our theological seminar, is a conversation with a renowned

religious philosopher and professor.

Chiba Mamoru R: religion

Chiba Mamoru R: theology

Chiba Mamoru R: man's pursuit into the unknown

Chiba Mamoru R: what can be said of it?

xavier4185: who is this

Chiba Mamoru R: what can YOU say of it?

Chiba Mamoru R: "who is this"

Chiba Mamoru R: the wise words of one revered scholar

xavier4185: you wrote to me

Chiba Mamoru R: known as xavier4185

Chiba Mamoru R: "you wrote to me" he says, obviously commenting on the bible appearing long before any of us

Chiba Mamoru R: but is this truly what others believe?

Chiba Mamoru R: what lies in the heart of the common man?

Chiba Mamoru R: any comments, Mr. Xavier?

Chiba Mamoru R: Ok.

xavier4185: okay what

xavier4185: who is this

Chiba Mamoru R: Thus concludes my interview.

Chiba Mamoru R: May bears sleep well on your porch, friend.

Chiba Mamoru R: May we forever uphold the code of Thundara!

Chiba Mamoru R: Justice!

Chiba Mamoru R: Truth!

Chiba Mamoru R: Honor!

Chiba Mamoru R: Loyalty!

Chiba Mamoru R: Ho!!!

(The many warnings recieved by xavier4185 clearly symbolize learning valuable

lessons through hardships and punishment)

N8IAN: i have to go

Chiba Mamoru R: bye.

Chiba Mamoru R: SEND ME THE JESUS THING

Chiba Mamoru R: You're God?

I AM GOD P32: yes....

Chiba Mamoru R: no you're not...

I AM GOD P32: yes I AM

I AM GOD P32: are you denying my birth right?

Chiba Mamoru R: ok, do something benevolent.

Chiba Mamoru R: um, no

Chiba Mamoru R: not at all

Chiba Mamoru R: sorry

I AM GOD P32: I can pul la rabbit outta my ass

Chiba Mamoru R: wow

Chiba Mamoru R: please do

Chiba Mamoru R: sir

I AM GOD P32: *plo*

I AM GOD P32: ther we go

Chiba Mamoru R: amazing

I AM GOD P32: the rabbit is out

Chiba Mamoru R: *claps*

I AM GOD P32: it says hey

I AM GOD P32: it wants to have anal sex with you

Chiba Mamoru R: hey Mr. Rabbit

Chiba Mamoru R: ...isn't it a sin to lay down with a beast?

I AM GOD P32: it is?

I AM GOD P32: damn..

I AM GOD P32: i guess I stop doing that

Chiba Mamoru R: you should read your book

Chiba Mamoru R: the Bible

I AM GOD P32: i didnt write it

Chiba Mamoru R: really?

I AM GOD P32: this guy named ben rex did

I AM GOD P32: the bastard

I AM GOD P32: stole my ideas

Chiba Mamoru R: oh.

Chiba Mamoru R: that sucks.

I AM GOD P32: yes...

I AM GOD P32: hey doesnt chiba mean child??

Chiba Mamoru R: Chibi does, one letter off

I AM GOD P32: okay

I AM GOD P32: god is watching you

subject name:gopretz

affliction:silence

Chiba Mamoru R: what's your name mean?

Chiba Mamoru R: c'mon

Chiba Mamoru R: go pretzel?

Chiba Mamoru R: gopher pretzel?

Chiba Mamoru R: I don't want to fight but

Chiba Mamoru R: you've pushed me to it

Chiba Mamoru R: it says in your info that I should ask you questions

Chiba Mamoru R: what's wrong w/asking you then?

Chiba Mamoru R: why do you hate me so?

Chiba Mamoru R: WHY!!!

Chiba Mamoru R: GOPRETZ

Chiba Mamoru R: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Chiba Mamoru R: What if Popeye was a woman?

Chiba Mamoru R: I don't understand why you hate me.

Chiba Mamoru R: aren't I bothering you?

Chiba Mamoru R: tell me to stop and I will

Chiba Mamoru R: but that means breaking the silence vow

Chiba Mamoru R: are you trying to fight with me?

Chiba Mamoru R: u cnt handl m powrs

Chiba Mamoru R: KAMHAEM HA

Chiba Mamoru R: HAAAA!!!!

Chiba Mamoru R: **BOOOOM****

Chiba Mamoru R: **YOUR DEAD*

Chiba Mamoru R: hahaha, I m a sayjen fiyter

Chiba Mamoru R: urnt one tho

Chiba Mamoru R: FEAR ME

Nate finds Christ. He IMs Jesus himself. Jesus loves everyone,

especially the girl he said hey to in his Info. I think it was Christy?

N8IAN: hey buddy

N8IAN: Please dont mind that i put you in my buddy list

N8IAN: Are you Bill Gates?

N8IAN: im betting you are

N8IAN: I bet you get a lot of junk mail

N8IAN: none from me though

N8IAN: who else would have quickest access to all the best screen names

I AM GOD P32: hi

Chiba Mamoru R: hello.

I AM GOD P32: sorry to fuck around like that

Chiba Mamoru R: Chiba Mamoru means Protector of Earth

I AM GOD P32: im just an asshole who has no life

I AM GOD P32: coool

Chiba Mamoru R: you mean you can't produce rabbits from excretory cavities?

Chiba Mamoru R: I thought God had a life

I AM GOD P32: no god created life..

I AM GOD P32: he doesnt live it

Chiba Mamoru R: oh.

I AM GOD P32: yes my daughter

Chiba Mamoru R: oh.

Chiba Mamoru R: I'm a boy.

I AM GOD P32: okay

I AM GOD P32: my son

With all this craziness, what's next? Stay tuned for part two of our Theological mischief,

and remember, NEVER breathe with your feet. It slowly kills you.