TheGodofDeathDuo:

Shiogama Duo: I'm gonna go take a shower real quick

MangaKat01: Ok.

MangaKat01: Wishy washy wishy wash.

MangaKat01: Wash your troubles away.

MangaKat01: Wishy washy wishy washy

MangaKat01: Wishy wash all day.

Auto response from Shiogama Duo: I'm in the shower! Hey you hentais.... >.<

MangaKat01: Scrub scrub scrub

MangaKat01: Scrub real good.

MangaKat01: If your a guy.

MangaKat01: Scrub your morning wood.

MangaKat01: Cleany cleany cleany clean.

MangaKat01: Clean because your lean and mean.

MangaKat01: Cleany cleany cleany clean.

MangaKat01: Wish wash scrub clean clean clean clean.

MangaKat01: Shower singing shower song.

MangaKat01: When you shower, don't take long.

MangaKat01: Shower singing shower song.

MangaKat01: Shower naked, not in a thong.

MangaKat01: Bathing bathing bathing dude.

MangaKat01: Taking bath in public, nude.

MangaKat01: He get arrested for exposure indecent.

MangaKat01: This not first offense, only recent.

MangaKat01: I made all those up.

MangaKat01: I am talented.

MangaKat01: I love singing in the shower.

MangaKat01: Tra la la.

MangaKat01: Swishy washy wooshy woo.

MangaKat01: I am taking shower too.

MangaKat01: Washing bum and behind ears.

MangaKat01: Get shampoo in eyes, but NO TEARS!

MangaKat01: Singin' in the shower....

MangaKat01: All morning long....

MangaKat01: Water get's too cold.

MangaKat01: I sing soprano song....

MangaKat01: Must wash face. Must wash hair.

MangaKat01: Wash your *place* if you dare.

MangaKat01: Don't get horny, or shower last 'while.

MangaKat01: Then you no get to school you pedophile.

MangaKat01: Wash you chest and wash you toes.

MangaKat01: Wash behind ears and wash in nose.

MangaKat01: Wash your brain and wash your tummy.

MangaKat01: Washing everything is so yummy.

MangaKat01: Wash your spleen and wash you bladder.

MangaKat01: Wash you cervix and hey...what matter?

MangaKat01: You wash too hard. Get real red.

MangaKat01: Oh I see. You fell on head.

MangaKat01: Wash you finger, wash you butt.

MangaKat01: You wierdo got lot of gut.

MangaKat01: Wash you penis, wash you vagina.

MangaKat01: Wash in Montana and wash in Carolina.

MangaKat01: Wash my car and wash her house.

MangaKat01: Wash my pencil and wash my mouse.

MangaKat01: Wash my chair and wash my fort.

MangaKat01: Wash wash wash wash wash wash court.

MangaKat01: Wash that thing and this thing too.

MangaKat01: Wash wash wash or no food for you.

MangaKat01: Wash the world and wash the moon.

MangaKat01: Wash me back and you get spoon.

MangaKat01: Wash everything in the universe.

MangaKat01: Wash until you spit and curse.

MangaKat01: Wash wash wash land.

MangaKat01: Wash water, wash air, wash all man.

MangaKat01: When you done you go to bed.

MangaKat01: All that washing mess up head!

MangaKat01: ~end of part one

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

locke1357: YOU

MangaKat01: Me

locke1357: yep

locke1357: i noticed you put book of dog stuff up on your site

MangaKat01: I DID NOT!!!

MangaKat01: YOU LIE!

MangaKat01: ARRGH!

MangaKat01: LIE!

MangaKat01: LIAR!

locke1357: I HAVE EVIDENCE

MangaKat01: Yep. I did.

locke1357: heh

locke1357: i read most of em

MangaKat01: Disturbing, yes?

locke1357: the last few got kinda boring though

locke1357: ive already read most of those, courtesy of riick

MangaKat01: Well thanks a lot.

locke1357: they werent a big surprise

MangaKat01: You are a pinata full of Contraband.

MangaKat01: Contraband!

locke1357: thank you

locke1357: is our first convo going up there?

MangaKat01: I think you must be my only REAL friend.

locke1357: the therapy session....

MangaKat01: Huh?

MangaKat01: I don't know.

MangaKat01: If I have it.

MangaKat01: Which I doubt I do.

locke1357: you stil have it?

locke1357: i think i do

locke1357: on my other comp though

MangaKat01: Then send it. I'll put it in the next one.

MangaKat01: Anyway, you're my only real friend.

locke1357: ill email it a little later if youre not on

locke1357: how so

MangaKat01: Because you're the only one who bothered to IM me.

locke1357: heh

locke1357: i must be

MangaKat01: I'll take everybody but you off my buddy list.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Well, not really.

locke1357: i figured

MangaKat01: But I'll IM all them and tell them how hurt I feel.

locke1357: ahahah

MangaKat01: And that I hope they think about how they ruined my life.

locke1357: tell them theyve scarred you for life

MangaKat01: And I'm going to go kill myself.

MangaKat01: Yeah!

locke1357: and how their gonna pay for your therapy

MangaKat01: And my funeral if it all doesn't work out.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: And I'll make them do the obituary.

MangaKat01: Without note cards.

locke1357: hahaha

MangaKat01: Just from memory.

MangaKat01: Uhh....Justin was....uhm....profound....and uh....

MangaKat01: He.....like lemurs.

MangaKat01: The end.

MangaKat01: end

MangaKat01: By Marcus whitehrs.

MangaKat01: Whithers

MangaKat01: Marcus.

locke1357: lol

locke1357: no, itll be more like

locke1357: he was... uh.. (who was it again?? justin? who) well anyways, he was... a ... person... and then he, like, died. that is all

MangaKat01: Lidigation for them all.

locke1357: yep

MangaKat01: And for me.

MangaKat01: A shiney new truck.

locke1357: yeo

locke1357: yep

MangaKat01: yaoi

locke1357: no thats gallys specialty

MangaKat01: And we all resent her for it.

locke1357: of course

locke1357: her and sano

locke1357: *shudder*

MangaKat01: *dies a thousand deaths*

locke1357: ::resurrects a thousaand times::

locke1357: dont go dying on me!

MangaKat01: *lives a thousand and 1 times*

locke1357: i might have to pull out those little paddle thingies george clooney used on er

MangaKat01: *dies a thousand deaths again*

locke1357: gah!

MangaKat01: Ok, I'm even now.

locke1357: ok then

locke1357: were all happy

MangaKat01: Maybe if we had gun toting woman riding harley's....

locke1357: maybe.....

locke1357: maube

MangaKat01: I'm not gonna IM them and see if they even notice.

locke1357: lol

locke1357: i wont tell em

locke1357: but when i leave...

MangaKat01: Yeah. Say I'm shattered and crying.

locke1357: you will be all alone in this harse, cruel world

MangaKat01: That I am.

MangaKat01: And then some.

locke1357: you want me to tell em your shattered and crying?

locke1357: ok then....

MangaKat01: might as well.

locke1357: heh

locke1357: here goes

locke1357: and when they reply?

MangaKat01: Actually, I'm eating some pizza.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Tell them, "And I hope you're happy, because YOU did it."

MangaKat01: And if they ask, jump around it.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Say like, "You don't even remember, do you?"

locke1357: ah yes

locke1357: playing dumb

MangaKat01: And then give them a stern lesson.

locke1357: one of my specialities

locke1357: kinda like a fatality

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Go, I am very dissapointed in you.

locke1357: lol

MangaKat01: How could you do such a thing?

locke1357: theyre not responding

locke1357: they must not like you

MangaKat01: Well damn.

locke1357: well gally is now

locke1357: onlyu a little

locke1357: but rick isnt

MangaKat01: rick has goat.

locke1357: yep

locke1357: he just responded

MangaKat01: Gally had vaginal goat. A goat infection.

MangaKat01: She pees little goats.

MangaKat01: And they all baaah loudly.

locke1357: .....

locke1357: i thought it was cows

MangaKat01: yeast

MangaKat01: Hey, I have an idea....

locke1357: what

MangaKat01: When they IM me, I'll act like I have no idea what they're talking about.

locke1357: lol

locke1357: do it!

MangaKat01: Done.

locke1357: ill tell gally to im you and apologize

MangaKat01: Ok.

locke1357: she says your ignoring her

MangaKat01: I'm talking.

locke1357: ok then

locke1357: so whats goiing on?

MangaKat01: I'm now the queen of France.

locke1357: lol

locke1357: read this

locke1357: locke1357: you know, just is shattered and crying

Shiogama Duo: huh? Why?

locke1357: oh wait

locke1357: nm

locke1357: hes just eating some pizza

locke1357: and i hope youre happy, cause YOU did it to him!

Shiogama Duo: um......what?

locke1357: dont act like you dont know whats going on!!!

locke1357: you know damn well!

Shiogama Duo: um... *looks lost* What'd I dooo?

locke1357: you shouldnt be mean to your friends

locke1357: go now

locke1357: i do not want to speak to such friend haters as you

Shiogama Duo: *hangs her head and walks off*

locke1357: thats right!

locke1357: you should

locke1357: ignoring your friend like that

Shiogama Duo: I thought he was still away

locke1357: well maybe you should check!

locke1357: you go im him and apologize

Shiogama Duo: well...he's ignoring me...

locke1357: maybe your just not letting him talk

locke1357: she says you hate her now

MangaKat01: lol

MangaKat01: She called me Justine.

MangaKat01: And I said I hate that.

locke1357: ah

locke1357: is rick talking to you?

MangaKat01: He's telling me about a ranma midi I sent him.

locke1357: hes no fun

MangaKat01: It has about 2 minutes of dead silence in it.

locke1357: ah

locke1357: happens a lot with him

MangaKat01: Yes.

locke1357: Shiogama Duo: he said he was a QUEEN...

Shiogama Duo: I was helping him believe that

locke1357: of france?

locke1357: he IS the queen of france

locke1357: you dont believe him?

locke1357: he has a surprisingly good track record

Shiogama Duo: ..........I give up

locke1357: you shouldnt give up on your friends

locke1357: more gally fun

MangaKat01: Hehehe....

MangaKat01: She's fun to tease.

locke1357: yep

MangaKat01: Because she's so normal***.

locke1357: whats with the ***

MangaKat01: *** according to yaoi loving girls.

locke1357: ah

locke1357: heh

locke1357: did you tell rick you were the queen of france?

MangaKat01: No.

MangaKat01: But I will.

locke1357: tell him

locke1357: and when you do, tell him we played whack a mole earlier today

locke1357: and that youre damn good at it

MangaKat01: Shiogama Duo: I firgured I was bothering you...

MangaKat01: Suuure....you just come up with excuses to....excuse yourself from being a meany.

locke1357: lol

locke1357: adfe/

locke1357: ?

locke1357: you know what that means?

locke1357: if anything

MangaKat01: He keeps doing it to me too.

locke1357: ah

locke1357: grr

locke1357: im doing it back now

locke1357: of course

locke1357: say it to him

locke1357: 3 times

MangaKat01: Done.

MangaKat01: And done.

MangaKat01: And done/

MangaKat01: ///

MangaKat01: //

MangaKat01: /

locke1357: did he say he was going to kill you?

MangaKat01: NegaverseKnight: quit talking to Ty about everything

NegaverseKnight: it's very annoying

MangaKat01: Bwahahaha.....

MangaKat01: Evil....

NegaverseKnight: no, it's just annoying

locke1357: hahahah

locke1357: were double teaming him

MangaKat01: Yup.

MangaKat01: Evil...

locke1357: heh

locke1357: NegaverseKnight: don't you dare laugh at me

locke1357: HAHHAHAHAHA

locke1357: fun

locke1357: doh

locke1357: he left

locke1357: ah well

locke1357: fun while it lasted

MangaKat01: Yes. Yes it was.

locke1357: verily

MangaKat01: Indeed.

locke1357: this evilness must be recorded

locke1357: i am saving it for later viewing pleasure

MangaKat01: Ok.

MangaKat01: Pleasure....

MangaKat01: *slurp*

locke1357: lol

MangaKat01: I could go for a tall, rich glass of pleasure right now.

MangaKat01: Chocolatey Plasure.

MangaKat01: Pleasure.

locke1357: yea

MangaKat01: Plasma.

MangaKat01: Plasm.

MangaKat01: Ectoplasm.

locke1357: plastic

locke1357: sex

locke1357: plastic sex

locke1357: that give ma an idea...

MangaKat01: What a combination.

MangaKat01: Uh oh...

MangaKat01: I'd better hide.

locke1357: you better

locke1357: ::runs and finds a pic of 2 animals having sex::

locke1357: ::finds plastic::

MangaKat01: lol

locke1357: mmm....

locke1357: should i A. throw em both in the microwave an dsee what happens

locke1357: B. melt the plastic over the pic

locke1357: or C. sex myself

MangaKat01: You should D. Put them back and behave you lemur/goat.

locke1357: fine then

locke1357: i will

locke1357: oooo

locke1357: hes back

locke1357: SEX YOUR RABID MONKEY GOOD MORNING

locke1357: LOVE IT LIKE A MONKEY WHEN YA GET BACK HOME

MangaKat01: Never.

locke1357: never?

locke1357: always

MangaKat01: Always?

MangaKat01: Sometimes.

locke1357: ALWAYS

locke1357: and forver...

locke1357: ill be there

locke1357: and i swear

locke1357: by the moon and the star in the sky..

MangaKat01: I will kill you.

locke1357: il be there

MangaKat01: Stop it.

locke1357: ILL BE THEEREEE

MangaKat01: Vile.

locke1357: hheheheeh

MangaKat01: Fiend.

locke1357: fun

MangaKat01: Creepy.

locke1357: i know

locke1357: but strangely amusing

MangaKat01: It makes my head burble.

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Look at all the hydrocephilac townspeople!

locke1357: ok

locke1357: ::looks::

locke1357: noooo

locke1357: gtg

MangaKat01: Ok.

locke1357: cy later lemur

MangaKat01: Cy ya later goat.

MangaKat01: Duck.

MangaKat01: Manatee.

locke1357: manta ray?

locke1357: well anways

locke1357: bye

locke1357 signed off at 6:16:15 PM.

It hurts when you put it there. Yeah. There. OW! I said it hurts! Stupid! OWOWOW!! Quit! Take that fork out of my eye!

Oooh....scalp.....*eats scalp and dies* *dies* *scalp crawls away*

locke1357: hello there Manga

locke1357: i hear you have an obsession with lemurs

MangaKat01: Hi there locke.

locke1357: i came here to talk to you about it

locke1357: im here... to help

locke1357: im... a friend

MangaKat01: Well bite me fiercly, I sho' nough do.

MangaKat01: Good.

locke1357: that is good and all, but i want you to explain the obsession to me

locke1357: when did it start, etc.

MangaKat01: Well, it all started, over 5000 years ago....

MangaKat01: *flashback waves*

locke1357: uh-huh

MangaKat01: Well, this lemur handed me a lobster, and I looked at him as if my hair was going to puke.

locke1357: uh-huh...

MangaKat01: So I told him, wood gnomes abducted my pie inflating mother.

MangaKat01: And that's the whole story.

locke1357: no its not...

locke1357: im sensing.. that youre not telling me something

locke1357: tell me

MangaKat01: Well.....

locke1357: you need not have any fear

MangaKat01: You see, this lemur and I had feelings for eachother,

locke1357: uh-huh

MangaKat01: I believe that feeling was....

MangaKat01: Pain. Yes, pain. We constantly inflicted heavy pain on one another.

locke1357: continue

MangaKat01: Well, you see, we kept inflicting pain until one day, he caught fire. So I slam a computer over my head while I eat some sauce.

MangaKat01: I mean, what else could I have done!?!

locke1357: i understand. please finish

MangaKat01: And then Andrew gave birth to the nameless ones with nice footwear.

MangaKat01: All I got out of it was a pez dispenser....with a lemuer on top.

MangaKat01: That's everything doc!

locke1357: you sure?

MangaKat01: ::breaks down:: I'm so ashamed....

locke1357: i still sense that youre holding something from me

MangaKat01: Well, if we don't include the constant sexual orgys between that panda and me and the lemur, that's pretty much it.

locke1357: please, it would be best for you to tell everything

locke1357: for proper healing

MangaKat01: Ok....then there was the constant sexual orgys with the Penguin and the lemur and me....

MangaKat01: Then the lemur and another lemur and me.

locke1357: yes...

locke1357: uh-huh

MangaKat01: Then a human female, but that was just dull.

MangaKat01: So I switched back to the lemurs.

MangaKat01: And then I think I added an elephant.

locke1357: alright

locke1357: see, its good to tell someone else these things

MangaKat01: Actually, I think I just damned myself.

MangaKat01: But hey, if you say so.

locke1357: so is that all?

locke1357: you were holding back on me quite a bit...

MangaKat01: Not really.

locke1357: im just wondering if there was more you wanted to discuss

locke1357: no?

MangaKat01: It was you who was holding back on me....

locke1357: how is that sir?

MangaKat01: MR. GUS, the old circus wheel operator!!!

MangaKat01: How could you!?

MangaKat01: What did you need the money for!?

locke1357: i...

MangaKat01: Reah! Rut for!?

locke1357: i would have gotten away with this if it wasnt for you meddleing kids!

MangaKat01: :FBI agent: Well kids, it seems old Mr. Gus was into heavy Marijuana smoking.

MangaKat01: And he took a ride on the wheel a little TOO much....

locke1357: i was not!

MangaKat01: Yeah huh.

MangaKat01: Want me to put that in the book of dog?

locke1357: yes

locke1357: do that

locke1357: it was quite interesting

locke1357: do you even know who this is?

MangaKat01: Yes.

MangaKat01: This is Mr. Gus.

locke1357: um

locke1357: sure...

MangaKat01: Ok, lemmie guss...

locke1357: the book of dog gets more interesting every day

MangaKat01: NAte?

locke1357: nope

MangaKat01: Richard?

locke1357: im not one of your friends

locke1357: but a friend of one of your friends

MangaKat01: Ok, who is this?

locke1357: ask rick

MangaKat01: He won't say.

locke1357: aw

locke1357: im ty

locke1357: nice ta meet ya

locke1357: and this would be justin?

MangaKat01: Ok. You too ty.

MangaKat01: Yup.

locke1357: im spacia

locke1357: l

MangaKat01: Me too.

locke1357: you are?

locke1357: wow..

MangaKat01: Hey hey, shut up, I'm scowering the city for crime....

MangaKat01: If you shut up I'll give you a pez dispenser!

locke1357: ok

MangaKat01: ::tweety bird pez dispenser::

locke1357: gimmegimmegimme

locke1357: EW NO

locke1357: I WANT A GOOD ONE

MangaKat01: ::puts mustache and thick eyebrows on tweety::

MangaKat01: Now it's Mafia Bird.

locke1357: there we go

locke1357: heh

MangaKat01: Ok. Well, I gotta go now.

locke1357: ok

locke1357: later then

MangaKat01: Ok.

MangaKat01: Here's a good night turn.

MangaKat01: ::turns::

MangaKat01 signed off at 1045:533216:45631 FM.

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My dog puked. I don't have a dog.

Oh slap me fiercly yesterday

I like to bite Andrew's leg,

then I'll mate with Larry's wig,

I only wear the leaf of a fig.

Touch me violently like a skunk,

I smell Nathan Sowder's funk,

it makes me want to be a monk,

Otis otis otis otis otis Junk.

Mountain.

Mushroom.

WISHBONE!

Pepsi cola.

SCAAAAAALP!

MangaKat01: I hear you're interested in Buddhism.

C magicboy: not really

MangaKat01: Do you like Goats?

MangaKat01: Cause goats like you.

MangaKat01: Goats told me to tell you he wants to go out with you to a field to eat the grass.

C magicboy: i don't like em and i don't dislike em

MangaKat01: So is that a maybe?

C magicboy: yeah

MangaKat01: What would the chances be of you going out with Goats?

C magicboy: pretty low

MangaKat01: So.....

MangaKat01: There's STILL A CHANCE! YESSS!

C magicboy: yeah

C magicboy: maybe

MangaKat01: Goat in the backseat.

MangaKat01: Beackseat goat.

MangaKat01: Dog says thou art divine.

C magicboy: are you into animals?

MangaKat01: Well, not ALL the time, only when we are doing our rituals.

MangaKat01: Would you like to read the divine teachings of Dog?

C magicboy: no

C magicboy: who are you anyway?

MangaKat01: Ok, cool. http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/Mangashome/Newt.html

MangaKat01: I am the first follower of Dog, Sage of the Lemur shrine of Doggidity.

C magicboy: how old are you?

MangaKat01: Well over 9000 years.

MangaKat01: But I just round down to 16.

C magicboy: where u from?

MangaKat01: Dog's womb.

MangaKat01: Close to Ohio.

C magicboy: you are very silly

MangaKat01: Sex is not on me.

MangaKat01: Take it off.

MangaKat01: Silly?

MangaKat01: You lie.

C magicboy: yea

MangaKat01: I have raw meat.

MangaKat01: Want some?

MangaKat01: It's yum.

C magicboy: no

C magicboy: i don't like raw stuff

MangaKat01: Oh but it's good raw.

MangaKat01: Like fish, vegetables.....

MangaKat01: And scalp.

MangaKat01: Can I call you Cecil?

C magicboy: ok

MangaKat01: Ok, Jerry....look....

C magicboy: what tom?

MangaKat01: I love to smack things in the heads with bats.

MangaKat01: Such as geese, for example.

MangaKat01: But as you can see, little bats get disoriented when the wake up on cold goose head.

MangaKat01: So I need your help, McGruff.

MangaKat01: Can you help my find something better to hit geese in the heads with?

C magicboy: my dick

C magicboy: it'll also get them erected

MangaKat01: Hmm.....I'd prefer a Larry.

MangaKat01: Well, I'd rather have Larry standing.

MangaKat01: So that's good.

C magicboy: ok

MangaKat01: So I'll hit them with Larry.

MangaKat01: When he's NOT sitting.

C magicboy: who's larry?

MangaKat01: And what sort of battle cry do you suppose I should scream?

MangaKat01: My sex.

MangaKat01: Male, Female, Larry.

MangaKat01: I had something along the sorts of, Thundercats, HOOO! Or something from that wierd new show about the Silver Eagles or whatever.

C magicboy: you're sound like you're 12 years old

MangaKat01: I ate it.

MangaKat01: Put it in.

MangaKat01: I'm not 12!

MangaKat01: You ruined the bitch!

MangaKat01: Mr. Dick!

MangaKat01: All you want is DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK!

MangaKat01: To you, dick is yum.

C magicboy: i do not want dick

C magicboy: i have my own

MangaKat01: Smell the magic, feel the sex.

MangaKat01: Hear the wonders. See the death.

MangaKat01: Taste everything else.

C magicboy: when are you gonna grow up?

MangaKat01: When I step off the edge of the world yesterday.

MangaKat01: People are in a hurry to grow up so much.

MangaKat01: I don't wanna grow up.

MangaKat01: I'm a toys R us kid.

C magicboy: good for you

MangaKat01: I take time to enjoy my childhood while I still can.

C magicboy: i feel like i'm old

MangaKat01: Too bad for sexy little you.

MangaKat01: I feel like I'm death.

MangaKat01: And Life.

MangaKat01: At the same time.

MangaKat01: Therefore I'm something in between.

MangaKat01: I'll call it....

MangaKat01: Politics.

MangaKat01: I am politics.

MangaKat01: It makes my head burble.

C magicboy: ok

C magicboy: u must love cartoons

MangaKat01: locke1357: this evilness must be recorded

locke1357: i am saving it for later viewing pleasure

MangaKat01: Ok.

MangaKat01: Pleasure....

MangaKat01: *slurp*

locke1357: lol

MangaKat01: I could go for a tall, rich glass of pleasure right now.

MangaKat01: Chocolatey Plasure.

MangaKat01: Pleasure.

locke1357: yea

C magicboy: what the hell u talking about?

MangaKat01: A tall, rich glass of pleasure.

MangaKat01: Cow.

MangaKat01: I like to rub cows until they melt.

MangaKat01: I rub 'em really hard and fast and they just disintegrate to nothing.

MangaKat01: *rub rub rub*

MangaKat01: *shake shake shake*

C magicboy: rub my dick

MangaKat01: No ew you wierdo.

MangaKat01: You are wierd.

C magicboy: i'm a cow

C magicboy: would u like to milk me?

MangaKat01: Go away I don't want you haveing sex with my kids.

MangaKat01: All negative 3 of them.

C magicboy: wow

C magicboy: u have kids already?

MangaKat01: You'r ehaving negative sex.

MangaKat01: Negatively yes.

MangaKat01: Negative sex is for SRESOL

C magicboy: what is negative sex?

MangaKat01: Non-sexual outercourse.

MangaKat01: Say something magical.

C magicboy: so u wanna have positive sex?

MangaKat01: Are you offering?

C magicboy: yeah

MangaKat01: Ok.

MangaKat01: *has sex*

MangaKat01: Ok, well I gotta go.

MangaKat01: Say something magical now.

MangaKat01: Or face the wrath of Dog1

MangaKat01: And Dog2

MangaKat01: Which combine into....

MangaKat01: DOG!!!

C magicboy: my penny turned into a quarter

MangaKat01: Indeed it did.

And he was never heard from again....cause Nate took all his raw meat and Rick took his peanut butter and I took his sex. So he was nothing but a big old Playstation CD.

MangaKat01: Biggot

MangaKat01: Biggot Maggot.

NegaverseKnight: NegaverseKnight: what do ya want to be when you grow up?

Forever Mourn: An Airplane!

NegaverseKnight: I want to be one of those dudes who's like really hooked on booze but they can't get any so they drink harmful stuff cause there's alcohol in it

Forever Mourn: lol

Forever Mourn: Thats a good idea

NegaverseKnight: Smells Like Nirvana is my new favorite song

NegaverseKnight: yup, I might even live a few days if I'm careful

Forever Mourn: Dude it's awesome

NegaverseKnight: drinkin rubbing alcohol in a heap in someone else's bathroom at 4:00 A.M.?

Forever Mourn: Uhm... i wana be an airplane

NegaverseKnight: can I get discount flights?

Forever Mourn: Ok

NegaverseKnight: sweet

Auto response from Forever Mourn: I'M EATING, BECAUSE I AM SOO HUNGRY AND I CAN'T FINE MY PREY, NegaverseKnight !!!!

NegaverseKnight: here I am dammit

MangaKat01: Oh dear me.

MangaKat01: What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out. How do thr words to it go, I wish you'd tell me, I don't know.

MangaKat01: Don't know, don't know, don't know, I dunno....

MangaKat01: NOW I'm mumblin' and we're playin, but I don't know, what I'm sayin. What's the message, I'm portraying, I still don't know, what I'm singin....

MangaKat01: Nopw I forgot the nest verse, oh well I guess it pays to rehearse.

NegaverseKnight: An' I'm mumblin, And I'm screamin, and I don't know what I'm singing! Crank the volume, ears are bleeding! I still don't know what I'm singing! We're so loud and incoherent! We just wanna bug your parents! Yeah!

MangaKat01: Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh... MOOOO

NegaverseKnight: that's later

MangaKat01: Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhn nuh nuh nuhn nuh....baaaaaaa

MangaKat01: Well, I havn't listened to it in awhile.

MangaKat01: When did you hear it?

NegaverseKnight: now

MangaKat01: Where?

NegaverseKnight: here

MangaKat01: Oh.

NegaverseKnight: geez, gum erasers blow

NegaverseKnight: I tried using one, I lost more eraser than I did pencil mark.

MangaKat01: I know.

MangaKat01: That's why I like grit erasers.

NegaverseKnight: I like grits

MangaKat01: Yum.

MangaKat01: With mayonnaise?

NegaverseKnight: no

NegaverseKnight: with grits

NegaverseKnight: I love my SPCs

NegaverseKnight: I gotses CV IV and CV DX

MangaKat01: Nice.

MangaKat01: Did you get the player that plugs into Winamp?

NegaverseKnight: no

MangaKat01: Dang.

MangaKat01: I guess I'll just have to download it and try it out.

MangaKat01: Touching

MangaKat01: I love gerunds.

MangaKat01: It kinda sound fuzzy.

MangaKat01: Do you love me now that I can dance, Rick?

NegaverseKnight: can ya sing

NegaverseKnight: ?

MangaKat01: ....no.....

NegaverseKnight: ah well

NegaverseKnight: let's go have some yaoi sex

MangaKat01: Hey, who is krispok?

NegaverseKnight: how come yaoi views male to male interaction as being carelessly natural and easy

MangaKat01: Becuase it's stupid, just like hentai.

NegaverseKnight: I mean, what in actuality doesn't exist goes infinitely easier than male to female?

NegaverseKnight: oops

NegaverseKnight: not what

NegaverseKnight: why should what

NegaverseKnight: go

MangaKat01: Anyway, do you know who....krispok is?

NegaverseKnight: no

NegaverseKnight: NO

MangaKat01: krispok: hello

krispok: i am hungry who are you?

krispok: i am a curious hamburger

MangaKat01: Hey.

MangaKat01: I am Just.

MangaKat01: I am meaty and full of nutrition.

krispok: a hamburger like me

krispok: right

krispok:

krispok: quier

MangaKat01: left

MangaKat01: I am left.

MangaKat01: You are right.

MangaKat01: And it's spelled queer.

MangaKat01: Previous message was not received by krispok because of error: User krispok is not available.

One time....I touched that special area....you know, the one area that you can touch? Right next to your armpit. Yeah. I squirted grape juice out of my nose all over my computer and I think I messed it uiof2034f0438uq01!!###FJ....

MangaKat01: It's disturbing.

NegaverseKnight: bwahahahahaha

MangaKat01: Semi-desperados: *man pointing gun at a stage-coach driver* "Throw down that strong box of I'll blow your head off!....well, I'll wing you for sure!....okay, maybe I'll just climb up there and give you a good dutch rub."

MangaKat01: EGAD: Engineers Generating Atomic Dogs

MangaKat01: GOOD GRIEF: Genetically Omnipotent Omnivorous Dogs Getting Really Irate Ecologists Fat.

MangaKat01: BUDDY: Big Ugly Dogs Doodling Yaoi

NegaverseKnight: WALLET: Wacky Amberdougals Licking Lemurs Enigmatically Ten.

MangaKat01: SINGLE: Solemn Ingrates Not Getting Laid Enough

NegaverseKnight: oh my

MangaKat01: *Gasp* That describes single people!

MangaKat01: Golly gee.

MangaKat01: That was an accident too.

MangaKat01: That would look good on a shirt.

NegaverseKnight: ANDREW: Agitatable Narcotical Doofus Revealing Endless Worthlessness

MangaKat01: lol

NegaverseKnight: NATE: Nate Ate Te E.

MangaKat01: NATE: Not Anything Too Evil

MangaKat01: Or that.

NegaverseKnight: yeah, yours

MangaKat01: No, one for each nate.

MangaKat01: You do me and I'll do you.

NegaverseKnight: when?

NegaverseKnight: let's be risky and do it at school

MangaKat01: RICHARD: Rigidly Inciteful Cad Holding A Rough Donkey

NegaverseKnight: JUST: Jovial Underachieving Sociophobic Transvestite

MangaKat01: Full name you gun.

NegaverseKnight: JUST: Jovial Underachieving Sociophobic Transvestite Intimately Nuzzling.

NegaverseKnight: +IN

MangaKat01: Ok....that's better,

MangaKat01: Behold.

MangaKat01: JOHN: Jewish Ox Hugging Nate

NegaverseKnight: BEAR:

NegaverseKnight: Bear Bear Bear Bear

MangaKat01: There you go.

NegaverseKnight: MONKEY: M O N K E Y. MONKEY.

NegaverseKnight: SPELLING BEE

MangaKat01: My turn.

NegaverseKnight: TURN THIS

NegaverseKnight signed off at 29:24:429 RPM.

THAT EARWIG HURLED IN THE SINK! I DONE LOST MY SINK!