THE EDGE OF THE WORLD FELL OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD YESTERDAY.

TOMORROW IS A BRIGHTER DAY.

TURN OFF TOMORROW.

MY EYES HAVE STARTED HURTING.

LET'S GO TO YESTERDAY WHERE WE AREN'T BLINDED.

NOW THE EDGE OF THE WORLD IS FALLING ON ME AGAIN.

I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BONE?  LIKE YOURS, ONLY IT'S MINE.

 

One day...I, Richard, stepped foot into the world and attempted to step foot into the world backwards like that thing that Michael Jackson fellow does.  I like Michael Jackson, he has a chimp.  Bubbles is a crappy name.  I'd name it Chimi-Chunga.  Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker looked like a good Genesis game.  I never played it.  You had to save orphans.  My head itches.

 

Bear survival tip #1:  Play dead.  Or, if you're a dead body, play alive.

 

TheGodofDeathDuo: you watch your mouth.

SuperGokuSsJ: Ok

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol...

TheGodofDeathDuo: I love to weird you out, man.

SuperGokuSsJ: Well, good for you.  ^_^

TheGodofDeathDuo: not so good for you.

SuperGokuSsJ: Why not?

TheGodofDeathDuo: well..

TheGodofDeathDuo: depends on your interpretation of it.

SuperGokuSsJ: Well what man?

SuperGokuSsJ: Ok....tell me

TheGodofDeathDuo: as in if it pisses you off it's not good for you, if it amuses you it is good for you.

SuperGokuSsJ: LOL  It don't piss me off

TheGodofDeathDuo: does THIS piss you off?

SuperGokuSsJ: Does what?

TheGodofDeathDuo: THIS...

SuperGokuSsJ: What is "THIS"?

TheGodofDeathDuo: sigh...hold on...

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok, THIS.......

TheGodofDeathDuo: (You do know I'm never going to do it, don't you?)

SuperGokuSsJ: Ummmmm.........ok....

TheGodofDeathDuo: well don't you??

SuperGokuSsJ: Don't I what?

TheGodofDeathDuo: know that I'm never going to do it!!

SuperGokuSsJ: Ummm..what is "it'?

TheGodofDeathDuo: THIS

SuperGokuSsJ: And what would "THIS" be?

TheGodofDeathDuo: umm...

TheGodofDeathDuo: it's THIS.....THIS here....

TheGodofDeathDuo: gimme a sec.

SuperGokuSsJ: k

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok, it's THIS...

SuperGokuSsJ: Well, is "THIS" nice?

TheGodofDeathDuo: it's what I want to try on you to see if it pisses you off or not.

TheGodofDeathDuo: jus gimme a sec here.

SuperGokuSsJ: k

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

SuperGokuSsJ: k

TheGodofDeathDuo: it's THIS

TheGodofDeathDuo: (click it)

TheGodofDeathDuo: does it piss you off?

SuperGokuSsJ: Well, why would I want to go to aol.com?

TheGodofDeathDuo: go there.

SuperGokuSsJ: I dun have AOL

TheGodofDeathDuo: so?

SuperGokuSsJ: So, no it don't

TheGodofDeathDuo: don

TheGodofDeathDuo: oops....

TheGodofDeathDuo: don't lie.

TheGodofDeathDuo: seriously.

SuperGokuSsJ: I not lieing.  ^_^

TheGodofDeathDuo: if you had aol would it piss you off?

SuperGokuSsJ: AOL probably would

TheGodofDeathDuo: so THIS would piss you off...

SuperGokuSsJ: might

TheGodofDeathDuo: hmm............

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok then.

SuperGokuSsJ: kk

 

Bear survival tip #2:  Sing Ring Around the Rosies as you grab the bear's paws and dance merilly in a circle.  When he gets dizzy, kick him in the gyunies and run for it.  If you dizzy first, see tip#3.

 

I attempted to console a sick commoner.  He would have no part of my kindness.

NegaverseKnight: does it hurt?

Paladin 1800: thuh

Paladin 1800: what

NegaverseKnight: the goat

NegaverseKnight: or did he let go?

Paladin 1800: huh

NegaverseKnight: oh, you can't feel him yet...

NegaverseKnight: wait till he gets to your kidney....oh, boy.

Paladin 1800: okay

NegaverseKnight: will there ever be a lot of leftover sausage in that goat's collection.

Paladin 1800: ??????

NegaverseKnight: if I had a goat roaming my body like a hobo and eating what looks tasty I'd be confused too.

Paladin 1800: <blinks at you as though he doesnt know what your talking about

Paladin 1800: >

NegaverseKnight: if you don't mind some internal bleeding you can drown the goat out.

NegaverseKnight: it's been awhile, felt any nibbles?

Paladin 1800: nope

Paladin 1800: your very odd you know that

NegaverseKnight: you're more odd than me, you fell asleep long enough to get internal goat.

NegaverseKnight: you NEVER sleep next to an unlocked goat pen.  when will people learn?

Paladin 1800: very very odd

NegaverseKnight: thanks for the pommigranites.

NegaverseKnight: they tasted like famine and disease.

Paladin 1800: yeah

 

Bear survival tip #3:  Bears like honey.  You know what to do.

 

My friend asked me how to make HTML tables.  In case you didn't know, this is the way:

first, you take a common dead foreign ambassador, perhaps you have one around the house.  Take him to see six or so of the 7 wonders of the world, no less.  Throw him into a large kettle with several million tons of plutonium ore (89% or more plutonium).  Then, simply throw in photographs of Napoleon (at least 6) and a well-made Picasso painting.  and, that's your table.

 

Decode this message and win a cookie:

!gnihton rof siht did uoy so ,seikooc yna evah t'nod I

 

Now, play dead.  But don't stop until after they embalm you.  Then, pop out of your coffin at your funeral and bite the nearest person.  It'll really scare them.  Then lie down so you can die.

 

Bear survival tip #4:  Frolic until you can taste the differences between each of the blades of grass.

 

I need help.  I can't do this on my own....where's John, and his ducks? I will spout off random, possibly comical facts...

Jeff Daulton eats uncooked Ramen Noodles in French class.

that's all.

 

Bear survival tip #5:  Depress the bear to the point of suicide.

 

THE END

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by Marcus Withers