TheGodofDeathDuo:

TheGodofDeathDuo: yo

Evilsdrug1: opps sorry

Evilsdrug1: richard

Evilsdrug1: arggg

Evilsdrug1: wwellllll

TheGodofDeathDuo: yo

Evilsdrug1: s up

TheGodofDeathDuo: goats

TheGodofDeathDuo: in the backseat of a boat.

Evilsdrug1: and a romantic moon haning overhead

TheGodofDeathDuo: you go to the beach and you see a little speed boat

driving around with a goat in a captain's hat, laughing insanely...

"BAA-HAHAHAHAHAHA.....BAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!"

Evilsdrug1: holding a little imp's baseball cards

Evilsdrug1: ehh

TheGodofDeathDuo: lol

Evilsdrug1: ehe

Evilsdrug1: eh

Evilsdrug1: agh

Evilsdrug1: egh

TheGodofDeathDuo: the imp is in a little dingy paddling after the boat.

Evilsdrug1: engh

Evilsdrug1: heheh

TheGodofDeathDuo: yesterday is all we have....so we shouldn't live in the future.

TheGodofDeathDuo: WE CAN'T CHANGE THE FUTURE!

TheGodofDeathDuo: WE CAN ONLY CHANGE THE PAST

TheGodofDeathDuo: TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE DIDN'T SCREW UP AS BAD AS WE DID

TheGodofDeathDuo: Who would you want to play at your prom?

Backstreet Boys

The Ramones

Phish

Wu-Tang Clan

Will Smith

Shania Twain

Fatboy Slim

Styx

TheGodofDeathDuo: who....who are these people?

TheGodofDeathDuo: and what is it they play? some sort of sport?

MangaKat01: I want the Original WayOuts!

MangaKat01: Or the Village People.

TheGodofDeathDuo: the crappy guys on the flintstones?

MangaKat01: No, the guys on Space Ghost C to C.

TheGodofDeathDuo: the probably dead by now gay guys?

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

TheGodofDeathDuo: john's got some cool stuff to say to telemarketers.

MangaKat01: Let's hear it.

TheGodofDeathDuo: like..."you sound gay. Did you know you can be cleansed of such a sinful lifestyle through the workings of our lord jesus?"

MangaKat01: lol

MangaKat01: Gimmie more!

TheGodofDeathDuo: QUAKE WITH FEAR!

TheGodofDeathDuo: and...

TheGodofDeathDuo: um...

TheGodofDeathDuo: something about a japanese hotel.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I challenge you to a duel, sir!

TheGodofDeathDuo: he never said that...

TheGodofDeathDuo: I just said it for no reason.

MangaKat01: Hey, I ought to say that.

TheGodofDeathDuo: andrew's special attack...

TheGodofDeathDuo: The Baka Dama.

TheGodofDeathDuo: everyone in the world gives off a little bit of stupidity...

TheGodofDeathDuo: and andrew absorbs it all...

MangaKat01: Hehe.....

TheGodofDeathDuo: and launches it off.

MangaKat01: No, he keeps it still.

TheGodofDeathDuo: but he can only resort on this form of stupidity once in a conversation.

TheGodofDeathDuo: no, he's very idiotic in his own right...

TheGodofDeathDuo: that's just a reserve that he uses when he doesn't suck enough.

MangaKat01: Oh yeah....

MangaKat01: Hey! Quit touching hat!

MangaKat01: Hat doesn't like!

TheGodofDeathDuo: for a telemarketer?

MangaKat01: Huh?

TheGodofDeathDuo: heheh

MangaKat01: Oh, no, I'm just saying various Nate Sowder things.

TheGodofDeathDuo: excuse me, would you be inter...

TheGodofDeathDuo: NO!!!

TheGodofDeathDuo: BE NICE TO MY HAT!

TheGodofDeathDuo: YOU BASTARD!

MangaKat01: lol

TheGodofDeathDuo: one time my retarded uncle picked up the phone and my grandma barely got there in time to cancel the storm windows he ordered.

TheGodofDeathDuo: he just answers yes if he doesn't understand the question.

MangaKat01: Heh...

TheGodofDeathDuo: so they asked him if he was interested in a better insulated home, etc.

MangaKat01: lol

MangaKat01: That's funny, but sad.

MangaKat01: How do you spell sieve, or sithe, or whatever that bowl with the holes in it is called?

TheGodofDeathDuo: no idea

MangaKat01: Do you know what I'm talking about?

TheGodofDeathDuo: yeah

TheGodofDeathDuo: what is yer telephone number yarr?

TheGodofDeathDuo: "john can play after all too and he'll call you in a minute call justin in a minute."

TheGodofDeathDuo: -john

MangaKat01: My # is 1-800-hotguys, ok?

TheGodofDeathDuo: ok.

TheGodofDeathDuo: jghglkglh

MangaKat01: .....I see. Well, I was too. But my mind's like a cheese-grater, and I forgot. But hey, at least I still have my....wha....Tony Danza? Wh....What did you do to your hair!? NOOO NOOO AIEEEE!!!!! *is killed by evil infestation Tony Danza*

MangaKat01: *infested Tony Danza is soon joined by Infested Micheal Keaton and Infested Former President Grover Cleaveland*

MangaKat01: *Tony* How is the brood, my swarmling friends?

MangaKat01: *Mike* The brood issssss very well. We have already taken over mossst of Holly Wood and New York ccccccity.......Hissssss....

MangaKat01: *Grover* Soon....very soon.....this planet will be ourssss...........gurgle......

MangaKat01: *all simultainously* FOR THE OVERMIND! GRRROOOUGH!!!!

MangaKat01: *Justin rises, eyes glowing red* Hisss....for the Overmind....yesssss......hehehehe.....

MangaKat01: *All are sucked up into a floating monster with a disgusting sucking noise* Let ussssss go to the Cerebrate Daggoth......

MangaKat01: *after what seemed like an endlessly long amount of time, a loud noise thunders in the air, and a very advanced flying ship floats overhead. Two aliens float down*

MangaKat01: *Protoss High Templar Artenis* It seems as if the Zerg swarms have already been here, Zeratul...We may be too late...

MangaKat01: *Protoss Dark Templar Zeratul* Nonsense, Artenis. It is never too late. We may have to speed up our transit to this planet. These Humans are unprepared for the evil Zerg swarms.

MangaKat01: *Artenis* Very well. I shall scout around and attempt to locate any Zerg around.

MangaKat01: *Zeratul* Indeed.

MangaKat01: *Artenis boards a Protoss Scout ship, beamed down by the floating Battle Carrier above*

MangaKat01: *Zeratul begins to look around*

(By the way, these are all StarCraft characters)

MangaKat01: *Zeratul speaks* You, young human. Have you seen any strange happenings about?

MangaKat01: Well!?

MangaKat01: Young Human, your impudence annoys me.

MangaKat01: *Zeratul walks off*

TheGodofDeathDuo: sorry zeratul, I was talking to john.

MangaKat01: Do you always ignore ultra-advanced alien species?

MangaKat01: Let me talk to him too.

TheGodofDeathDuo: he's going to eat dinner.

MangaKat01: Oh, ok.

TheGodofDeathDuo: *crushes Zeratul under his foot*

TheGodofDeathDuo: oops...

MangaKat01: He's 8 feet tall!

TheGodofDeathDuo: I'm 9 feet tall.

MangaKat01: Still, you shouldn't be able to do that.

TheGodofDeathDuo: did I say 9?

TheGodofDeathDuo: I meant, 900.

TheGodofDeathDuo: and a half.

MangaKat01: Oh, ok.

TheGodofDeathDuo: oh yeah, john says...

TheGodofDeathDuo: Them drums.

TheGodofDeathDuo: taht

TheGodofDeathDuo: that

TheGodofDeathDuo: is from minutes and minutes ago.

TheGodofDeathDuo: he'll probably be callin you soon as he finishes his dinner at yar.

TheGodofDeathDuo: get yer mail

MangaKat01: Oh my!

MangaKat01: I made up the alien story when that happened.

TheGodofDeathDuo: yes

MangaKat01: She had the auto response and I just kept on going.

TheGodofDeathDuo: YES

TheGodofDeathDuo: GRAVY

TheGodofDeathDuo: MAYONAISE

TheGodofDeathDuo: STORK

TheGodofDeathDuo: SDFKJDKLFJSLDKJFDLKJFLKDLFKJDSLKJFSLKJLKSDFLDKJ

TheGodofDeathDuo: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

TheGodofDeathDuo: andrew sucks

TheGodofDeathDuo: sucks sucks sucks

TheGodofDeathDuo: sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks

TheGodofDeathDuo: SUCKS

TheGodofDeathDuo: andrew sucks, hey hey hey

TheGodofDeathDuo: andrew sucks, he is gay

TheGodofDeathDuo: andrew sucks, there's no way

TheGodofDeathDuo: andrew sucks, that he's not gay.

TheGodofDeathDuo: I made John listen to the rabid goat.

NegaverseKnight: BOOM!

NegaverseKnight: chicken explosion.

NegaverseKnight: you an zee have fun RP'ing yesterday?

MangaKat01: Hey, could I borrow your SNES's AC adapter?

MangaKat01: Naw, she was sick.

NegaverseKnight: uhm...whatever for?

MangaKat01: Mine is not at my house.

NegaverseKnight: hm...too sick to role play but not sick enough to be away from the computer?

NegaverseKnight: hm...where is yours?

MangaKat01: Well, she got on to tell me.

MangaKat01: At my friend's house. I let him borrow it.

MangaKat01: Hehe.....and I went to the flea market and bought a game.

NegaverseKnight: you let him borrow your adapter and you need mine...

NegaverseKnight: hmm...

NegaverseKnight: I could charge you a lot for this.

NegaverseKnight: ok.

NegaverseKnight: but I think the wire tip is bent...you'll have to move it around awhile to get it working, and not all that well.

NegaverseKnight: just get in a ready state of mind to see the world's worst SNES picture if the AC is the problem like I think.

MangaKat01: I'm letting you borrow starcraft, so we'll consider it even.

NegaverseKnight: yes.

NegaverseKnight: YES.

NegaverseKnight: YES!!

NegaverseKnight: YES YES YES YES YES YES!

NegaverseKnight: I feel incredible!!!

NegaverseKnight: Oh, yes!!!!

MangaKat01: I can do it I can win!

NegaverseKnight: not even a dead goat fetus would give piccolo such crappy lines.

MangaKat01: Then what the hell did!?

NegaverseKnight: FUNimation.

NegaverseKnight: they put the FUN in...um....something other than their attempts at television programming.

MangaKat01: Well slap me vigorously with a mink skin.

NegaverseKnight: know what pisses me off?

MangaKat01: What?

NegaverseKnight: in Final Fantasy Tactics, Knights have the ability Battle Skill, and they can break equipment. one used Break Armor on a party member of mine, and it lowers your HP because armor adds to HP instead of defense rating. so I go into the next battle and lose because i had forgotten to re-equip him and the enemies singled him out and killed him.

MangaKat01: What a bitch.....BITCH I TELL YOU!

NegaverseKnight: and the enemies were all wild chocobos except one.

NegaverseKnight: and goats.

NegaverseKnight: and spaghetti.

NegaverseKnight: and drugs.

NegaverseKnight: evilsdrugs.

NegaverseKnight: ffalkdjfl;aiJESOiuropiqoieuwtophdgkjdhaflkjhea;oH:LKRHPOIUteoiuywoutqowirut;lieru;ogtiur;otiuoiuqopio;aliuroiuaroipuqeourithaoiuopuaoiuoiawupoipotaopiutoipua spells relief.

MangaKat01: Bite it.

MangaKat01: Scooter my daisy heads.

NegaverseKnight: dun

NegaverseKnight: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

NegaverseKnight: dun dun dun dun

NegaverseKnight: (dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun)

MangaKat01: Octopi win my beetle rock salvage.

NegaverseKnight: DUN DUUUUUN

NegaverseKnight: dun dun dun dun dun duuun!

NegaverseKnight: (dun dun dun dun dun duuun!)

NegaverseKnight: dun dun dun dun duuun

NegaverseKnight: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

NegaverseKnight: dun duuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuun dun

NegaverseKnight: (dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun)

NegaverseKnight: and then it kinda repeats.

MangaKat01: I completely agree.

NegaverseKnight: and that's the Zelda theme.

MangaKat01: Org org org!

NegaverseKnight: my chocobos won't stop laying eggs.

NegaverseKnight: what's funny is I started with one.

MangaKat01: Horny little bastards, eh?

NegaverseKnight: and that one laid the next egg.

NegaverseKnight: really all my chocobos are closely related, but I think they're what's the word.....

NegaverseKnight: you know, like arthur...

NegaverseKnight: they mate with themselves...

MangaKat01: Jewish?

NegaverseKnight: or try to cyber grover cleaveland.

NegaverseKnight: well, that's a common symptom...

NegaverseKnight: OMNIVOROUS...

NegaverseKnight: no...

NegaverseKnight: that's different.

MangaKat01: Imbreeding prone?

NegaverseKnight: bread.

MangaKat01: In bread.

MangaKat01: The in bread in bed.

NegaverseKnight: Bred in bed.

MangaKat01: Who isn't?

MangaKat01: Only people with kinky parents.

NegaverseKnight: bred in public?

MangaKat01: Bred on the kitchen table.

NegaverseKnight: bred in the stable.

MangaKat01: I gotta puke. See ya.

NegaverseKnight: bye.

My dog Puked. I don't have a dog.

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I have been over to the place with the guy and the thing in the place over

there in the guy with no friends and the sky and the panda over the hat

below the biscuit ten minutes before yesterday ended waiting for the day

before to start so it could be the next millenium because I ate too much of

the pie so none was left for the kids at the orphanage it was made for, and

they cried and I shot them and ran into the sewer and fled the F.B.I. until

Marilyn Manson became successful, and that was when the marmalade spilled

out the gutter into the zoo where the magical death squirrel died after

biting his tongue while trying to eat a strand of andrew's hair because it

smelled like the marijuana andrew constantly rubs his head in.

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My Dog puked. I don't have a Dog.

So then I tells the guy, I tells him, "That ain't my dog! That's a flaming piece of a calander!"

Oh, I have an ANDREW who runs into walls. He isn't too smart, so I cut off his b*lls. I had to do this, he'd have pups otherwise. He didn't like sunlight so I cut out his eyes. I cut off his legs, so now he can't stand. I hit him all day long with a rubber band. I cut out his tongue, so now he can't taste. But I didn't eat it, oh darn what a waste. I tore off his tail so he couldn't wag. I did that because he looked like a fag. I pulled off his ears, now he can't hear a sound. Now his head looks unusually round. I took off his nose, and his vocal cords. Removed vital organs and beat him with boards. Well I had an ANDREW, but now he is dead. Oh what was I thinking when I knocked off his head?

Spider, goat join to make super fabric.

My dog puked. I don't have a dog.