WHAT?

Book of Dog?

Yes...

YES!

I can so do that.

 

Ahem... the seventh seven out of seven possible sevens.

brought to you by Captain America.  We love you Cap!

 

MangaKat01: Ken=US, Chun Li=China, Cammy=My backyard....er....Britain

MangaKat01: BUT!

MangaKat01: Ryu isn't japanese.

MangaKat01: Contrary to popular belief.

MangaKat01: He is from.....

MangaKat01: Guam

MangaKat01: GUAM!

NegaverseKnight: ok... but he does live in Japan.

NegaverseKnight: or at least studies there.

NegaverseKnight: whichever

MangaKat01: He travels.

MangaKat01: Around.

MangaKat01: I don't know if he studies.

NegaverseKnight: he's always in Japan when you fight him.

MangaKat01: How old is he?

MangaKat01: I know.

NegaverseKnight: mm.... I dunno

MangaKat01: That's cause he travels in japan.

MangaKat01: But his profile said he's from Guam.

NegaverseKnight: which one?

NegaverseKnight: my accursed SFA III doesn't tell anything

MangaKat01: I read it at some crazy place on the internet weeks ago.

NegaverseKnight: hmm

NegaverseKnight: well...

NegaverseKnight: some crazy place COULD be wrong

MangaKat01: Well, it said it was from street fighter 3, or something.

NegaverseKnight: and they could always have something the drunken bums of Capcom U.S. stuck in the instructions of one of the old games

NegaverseKnight: oh...

MangaKat01: Actually, if it was drunken bums, they'd all be from canada, mexico or the US.

MangaKat01: Chun Li.  From Mexico.

MangaKat01: Zangief.  Canada.

MangaKat01: Ryu.

MangaKat01: Us.

MangaKat01: Ken

MangaKat01: US

MangaKat01: Akuma.  Canada

NegaverseKnight: Bison, Germany

NegaverseKnight: they knock a few back over there

MangaKat01: lol

MangaKat01: They always make big, evil dudes from Germany.

NegaverseKnight: even better

MangaKat01: I would make big evil dudes from chile.

MangaKat01: Chile.

NegaverseKnight: Bison is so puffy.

MangaKat01: Heh.

MangaKat01: He has allergies, you know.

MangaKat01: He's allergic to battle and gigantic bells.

MangaKat01: And skulls.

NegaverseKnight: and having his name changed to Bison

MangaKat01: It used to be Buffalo.

NegaverseKnight: nope

MangaKat01: It would be funnier.

NegaverseKnight: in Japan his name was Vega.

MangaKat01: What was it?

MangaKat01: Really?

MangaKat01: That oughtta cause a ruckus.

MangaKat01: What was Vega?

NegaverseKnight: yeah, I saw a game shot where it had that in a magazine

NegaverseKnight: I don't know

MangaKat01: His name used to be....

NegaverseKnight: and they said, it was the jap demo version they had, and it wasn't translated yet

MangaKat01: Chaffey.

NegaverseKnight: hmm

NegaverseKnight: Bingo

MangaKat01: Bingo was his name-o.

NegaverseKnight: Imagine if they gave video game characters voices of celebrities

MangaKat01: Eeek.

NegaverseKnight: Keanu Reeves:  My name is Ryu.  I'm going to beat you up.

MangaKat01: lol

NegaverseKnight: pronounced Rye-ooh

MangaKat01: Sylvestar Stallone:  Eh yo.  I'm a...gonna kick your butt cause I'm Guile.

NegaverseKnight: Megaman could be voiced by Ellen Degeneres.  I would laugh.

MangaKat01: lol

MangaKat01: It'd be funny if video game characters played other roles.

MangaKat01: Like actors.

NegaverseKnight: Hey, um... I'm, I'm Mega Man.  I see, you've got... some giant robots.  I guess I'll fight those?

MangaKat01: They'd be in sitcoms.

MangaKat01: Picture Cheers, and instead of the mail man guy, E. Honda was in his place.

NegaverseKnight: heheh

 

 

NegaverseKnight: My dog puked.

NegaverseKnight: I don't have a dog.

Minako157: huh?? ::confused::

Minako157: then how did it puke?

NegaverseKnight: My dog puked.

NegaverseKnight: I don't have a dog.

Minako157: STOP SAYING THAT!

NegaverseKnight: that's as simple as I can make it.

NegaverseKnight: We can't understand dog.  We can only follow obediently.

NegaverseKnight: My dog puked.  I don't have a dog.

NegaverseKnight: Let us pray.

Minako157: okay....

NegaverseKnight: Dear dog, please guide this lost girl to follow in your ignorance and ways.  Teach her to play with sharp things, and to shun sheep, as they are temptations from Andrew.

Minako157: ur one weird dude

NegaverseKnight: do you denounce Dog?

Minako157: huh

NegaverseKnight: sigh....

Minako157: denounce too big of word for me

NegaverseKnight: ok

Minako157: ohh i feel dumb now

NegaverseKnight: let Dog give you his ignorant wisdom.

Minako157: ::sigh:: okay

NegaverseKnight: do you want to study the book of dog

NegaverseKnight: ?

Minako157: no

NegaverseKnight: do it anyway

NegaverseKnight: it's a good book

NegaverseKnight: Dog

Minako157: maybe later....

Minako157: eww u know wat?

NegaverseKnight: what?

Minako157: my friends older sister hates me for no apparent reason and wrote mean things about me an dmy friends in her webpage.. what a bitch

NegaverseKnight: it's because she has no legs

NegaverseKnight: that's what Dog says

Minako157: hehe okay

Minako157: <-- is gonna cry

NegaverseKnight: why?

Minako157: b/c i am.. wah

NegaverseKnight: just because?

Minako157: b/c this girl is a meanie... she said i need to be ran over by a van  ;-;

NegaverseKnight: Dog would have you tell her her shoe size is smaller than her big mouth, and she plays bingo with herself.

NegaverseKnight: and loses.

Minako157: stop with the dog k?

NegaverseKnight: denounce dog and perish.

Minako157: no

Minako157: ::sigh::

 

we're off to see the wizard.  the wonderful wizard of goat.

 

 

MangaKat01: Ryu is Amish.

MangaKat01: He has a secret victory quote that goes, I put the amish in Guamish.

NegaverseKnight: Somewhere over the rainbow,

NegaverseKnight: goat eats goat.

MangaKat01: Jesus was a kickboxer.

NegaverseKnight: Goat, goat, goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat.

MangaKat01: I likes likes goats.

NegaverseKnight: Sometimes you'll find a melon rind is stuck inside your face.

NegaverseKnight: And then you'll scream, it was a dream and you wake up in a large vase.

MangaKat01: Love it love it.

NegaverseKnight: Somewhere under the rainbow, ghetto elves live inside of each other, stacked up in little shelves

NegaverseKnight: Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of shots of rum.  That's what we must be knocking back to sing a song this dumb.

 

SPATULA GUTTER.

 

NegaverseKnight: and once I found a nickel

Evilsdrug1: and me, a dime

NegaverseKnight: heh

NegaverseKnight: mine's bigger

Evilsdrug1: mines denser and more powerful

NegaverseKnight: mine's.... made of nickel!

Evilsdrug1: mine's made of dime

NegaverseKnight: mine hurts more if I chuck it at you.

Evilsdrug1: mine can fit in your nose

NegaverseKnight: mine can fit up some dude with huge nostrils' nose.

Evilsdrug1: mine can backwards

NegaverseKnight: mine can fit in your rectum

Evilsdrug1: mine can fit in urethra

NegaverseKnight: mine's... so...... warm..!!!  nickel NICKEL NIIICCKEEELL goat.

NegaverseKnight: so whatcha doin?

NegaverseKnight: chattin in da room of chat?

NegaverseKnight: IGNORING THE RICH OF ARD?

NegaverseKnight: you must be too busty

NegaverseKnight: oops

NegaverseKnight: busy

Evilsdrug1: indeed i am

NegaverseKnight: busty or busy?

 

then once it happened.  to the duck.

 

NegaverseKnight: My name is Cloud.  I don't like any of you.  Pay me.

McKenzieEady2: nice one

McKenzieEady2: wasn't it more of a "I don't care."

NegaverseKnight: I don't care.

NegaverseKnight: My name is Goku.  I live here on earth.  Leave me alone.

McKenzieEady2: "This man are sick" - Aeris

NegaverseKnight: lol

NegaverseKnight: Continue Fighting?

NegaverseKnight: Off Course!

NegaverseKnight: No, way!

NegaverseKnight: hey, got any?

McKenzieEady2: I dun thin so

NegaverseKnight: check

McKenzieEady2: "I'm impressed, I didn't think you'd make it this far Mega Man. However! I don't have time to deal with you! Say Goodnight!!"- Dr. Wily (Mega Man 8)

McKenzieEady2: "What's that you say? You're not a bird? You're a chocobo?"-Shiroma (Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon 2)

NegaverseKnight: played Super Metroid?

McKenzieEady2: of course

NegaverseKnight: I was trying to make the metroid sound

NegaverseKnight: you know the title screen?  that chirping sound?

McKenzieEady2: yeah

NegaverseKnight: it's hard

McKenzieEady2: I would think so

McKenzieEady2: how does the family feel about these actions

NegaverseKnight: they don't witness or hear them.

McKenzieEady2: that's good

NegaverseKnight: ever hit your head on a wall?

McKenzieEady2: maybe

McKenzieEady2: I know I ran into a tree once

NegaverseKnight: hah

NegaverseKnight: leave any marks?

McKenzieEady2: no

McKenzieEady2: I was in 1st grade

NegaverseKnight: I fell off the edge of the world yesterday

NegaverseKnight: ahh

McKenzieEady2: and the reason was really dumb

McKenzieEady2: I was running after a kickball

McKenzieEady2: I was so close to it that I was reaching for it and not paying attention to where I was running.

NegaverseKnight: that's a shame

NegaverseKnight: poor, poor tree

McKenzieEady2: one of the dumbest things happened that day to

McKenzieEady2: I got a glove full of ice from the cafeteria to put of the huge bump on my head, but I guess it had a small hole in it, cause it started leaking. This teacher in the hallway saw me and said, "Look you are getting water all over the floor." So she took the glove away and dumped the ice in the water fountian. Then gave me back the empty glove and walked off.

NegaverseKnight: wow

NegaverseKnight: I tried to found a Superhero team in 2nd grade

NegaverseKnight: I wrote my friend a top-secret letter.

NegaverseKnight: and I made a mask of construction paper.

NegaverseKnight: and I wore it at recess one day

NegaverseKnight: I was really shocked and dismayed when a teacher called me by name.  I wondered for the longest time how she could tell it was me.

McKenzieEady2: lol

McKenzieEady2: what then?

NegaverseKnight: I gave up the idea after awhile of trying to figure out proper crime-fighting utilities.

McKenzieEady2: that was pretty funny

Auto response from NegaverseKnight: I'm not away, I swear.  Ok, I am.

NegaverseKnight: ever seen those sticky things they used to put in boxes of Honeycomb?

NegaverseKnight: six-sided suction things you could throw and stick onto things

NegaverseKnight: that was one of my tools, tied to a string

McKenzieEady2: heh cool

McKenzieEady2: I loved making grappling hooks

McKenzieEady2: they didn't work too well

McKenzieEady2: but my imagination was doing most of the work.

NegaverseKnight: heh, yeah

NegaverseKnight: Life is unfair.

McKenzieEady2: yah think so?

McKenzieEady2: something happen?

NegaverseKnight: yes, no

NegaverseKnight: hey, see that bear over there?

McKenzieEady2: no

NegaverseKnight: ::points slowly and awkwardly like Space Ghost::

NegaverseKnight: over there

McKenzieEady2: ::points in same direction:: there?

NegaverseKnight: yes

McKenzieEady2: that's not a bear

NegaverseKnight: what is it?

McKenzieEady2: looks like Ty

NegaverseKnight: behind Ty

NegaverseKnight: there's a bear I promise

McKenzieEady2: what about it?

NegaverseKnight: go touch it

NegaverseKnight: for my science project.

McKenzieEady2: kay

McKenzieEady2: ::walks over to it::

McKenzieEady2: ::reaches for the bear, his hand gets closer and closer. He feels the warm heat radiating from the bears thick fur as he is only centimeters away from it.::

NegaverseKnight: well?  touch the bear and get this over with.

McKenzieEady2: ::nearly there....:: There I touched it!

NegaverseKnight: atta boy

NegaverseKnight: now go rest, you've done a lot today

McKenzieEady2: NO!

McKenzieEady2: ::hurls a stick your way::

NegaverseKnight: ::fades::

 

 

locke1357: so mr bond, are you going to talk now?

NegaverseKnight: yeah sure

locke1357: ok cool

NegaverseKnight: wait

NegaverseKnight: no

NegaverseKnight: make me

locke1357: NO???

locke1357: i will

locke1357: ::shoves a rabid donut-eating kumquat down your pants::

NegaverseKnight: I'll talk!!!!   get it out GET IT OUT!!!

locke1357: ugh

locke1357: you think i wanna reach down there?

locke1357: ::leaves::

NegaverseKnight: ::bursts into flames::

locke1357: FINE

locke1357: ::gets fire extingusher::

locke1357: ::puts the fire out::

locke1357: ::reaches in and pulls out rabid donut-eating kumquat::

NegaverseKnight: heh

NegaverseKnight: now I'm not gonna talk

locke1357: well fine

locke1357: i didnt want you to anyways

locke1357: ::pouts in the corner::

NegaverseKnight: here, have some Mexican.

locke1357: ok

locke1357: what am i sposta do with it?

NegaverseKnight: set it free

NegaverseKnight: I think it's from Peru

locke1357: what if i dont wanna set it free?

NegaverseKnight: have it dance for you

locke1357: what if i want it to refill my drink fridge for me?

NegaverseKnight: yeah

NegaverseKnight: do that

locke1357: ok then

locke1357: he will sleep.... in that little travel kennal thing we have for the dogs that we never use

NegaverseKnight: he??

locke1357: it

locke1357: sorry, minor typo

locke1357: i said it earlier!

locke1357: i just made a clerical error

NegaverseKnight: yes

locke1357: no

NegaverseKnight: maybe so

locke1357: maube

locke1357: dun-dun-dun....

locke1357: YOUVE GOT TO

locke1357: SEX YOUR RABID MONKEY GOOD MORNIN

locke1357: SEX IT LIKE A LEMUR WHEN YOU GET BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!

NegaverseKnight: what's with that song

locke1357: its from auto shop

locke1357: youknow that

NegaverseKnight: better tell me, or I'll shove a Pikachu N64 down your throat

NegaverseKnight: hmm

NegaverseKnight: yeah

NegaverseKnight: but still

NegaverseKnight: what's with it?

locke1357: its embedded in my mind for the rest of my life

locke1357: NOOOOOO

locke1357: not a pikachu 64!!!!!!!

locke1357: the orange one or the blue one?

NegaverseKnight: blue

NegaverseKnight: orange?  i want to see that

NegaverseKnight: blue's a better color

NegaverseKnight: for an N64 with a yellow dude on it

locke1357: yea

NegaverseKnight: it's actually sorta cool looking, they at least did Pikachu right

locke1357: i saw a pick of the orange one

locke1357: heh

locke1357: and the cheeks light up when you turn it on

locke1357: and

locke1357: his right foot is the reset button

 

your identity is a perishable and reformable thing that will retain and replace indeterminable elements when altered through circumstance.

 

Drugs?

And spaghetti!